I got this email today: To whom it may concern, There was a posting by a person utilizing my name on your article entitled “I am – Topanga’s Nipple”. The posting was done on Jan 27 2006 at 1:32 pm. The person that posted this somehow made this so that it popped up on Google […]

Some losers are dissing me in my comments because they saw the Paris Hilton pics first thing in the morning on some gay celebrity site. I don’t read gay celebrity sites so I guess that’s why I wasn’t quicker. I would say something like that I have a life or better things to do, but […]

I have just spent the last 2 hours trying to get a girl to send me a picture of her bikini wax but I have no game. I don’t know how to massage the situation and actually make a girl feel sexy. I know that if I had that skill, I wouldn’t be married to […]

Thanks to Zini, I just watched a baby cow sucking on some dudes cock like it was it’s mother’s udder and I feel pretty fucking ashamed of myself because I couldn’t help but think how much this cow was at sucking dick than my fat wife and I even think it weighs less than her, […]

I got a friendly Cease and Desist… http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/01/12/i-am-sienna-miller-naked-in-factory-girl-of-the-day/ Can you please remove per the request of The Weinstein Co? These are unauthorized clips and we are reaching out to all sites that have them posted to pls remove. Please let me know when they have been removed, appreciate your help with this. Thanks! L. I […]

I got an email from someone who bought a stepSHIRT 42 days ago and I hadn’t delivered yet. I’d like to say that whoever ordered a stepSHIRT will be getting them within the week. I’ve mailed them all off and it will change your life. The shirt I sent may not be the one you […]

I went to the bank today because I owe them money. They busted me depositing empty envelops and withdrawing cash from my stepdaughter’s bank account and they were going to arrest me, but realized that I only did it for $40 and cut me a deal. So I had to go in there and pay […]

I don’t understand why my site sucked so fucking hard today, but I guess it’s to be expected when working on a budget. I had a benedryl hangover all day and it was fucking weird. The whole day felt like a dream, but not the good kind of dream where you’re getting a blowjob and […]

I was watching John Ritter’s biography at my neighbor’s house. One of the people they interviewed said that his daughter Stella is going to keep him young because he had her when he was 50, I guess you could say she was wrong. Speaking of wrong, I came across these pictures of some girl named […]

I was watching John Ritter’s biography at my neighbor’s house. One of the people they interviewed said that his daughter Stella is going to keep him young because he had her when he was 50, I guess you could say she was wrong. Speaking of wrong, I came across these pictures of some girl named […]