In running a blog with 15 readers, I end up having a major influence on the world. One of those influences is my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” Expression that has made it’s way onto Wikipedia DJ AM Publicly Denies that He Is Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts on Wikipedia under “appearances” GO And motivated readers to […]

This is a 20 minute video of Paris Hilton in Ibiza from the Paris Exposed Scandal and below you will find a truck load of pictures….This is the list: 70 images leaked from Paris Hilton with shocking pictures, letters and more! Paris & Her pipes, weed, coke & shrooms Paris loading up the pipe Paris […]

I hate that I think my site is the best site on the internet but it is. I have nothing more to say about that. I went to a car show today and say Jewish dudes complain about wanting to see cars he can buy in the custom car area while dirty french people were […]

I am still in shock from this Paris Hilton scandal, not because I care, but because I am excited to watch the videos. I know they probably suck and that this is Billionaire Joe Francis’ brainchild but I don’t get out very much and watching celebs doing kilo’s of coke is amazing, even if it’s […]

I was about to post this picture of Jessica Simpson’s tit hanging out of her dress yesterday, but replaced it with a picture of Perez Hilton’s pink hair, despite what my really hot stepdaughter told me, while wearing her new sheer Brazilian bikini one of the guys she’s fucking bought her. Anyway, the reason I […]

I watched a Canadian made for TV movie about some Mormon cult or Children of God cult starring the mom from the O.C. It was about polygamy being the path to god and 60 year old dudes were marrying 12 year olds. That’s when I stopped watching but I got to thinking that if the […]

This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag […]

This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag […]

I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a […]

I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a […]