Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last […]
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2015
28
Jun
Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day
Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source… But doing it now, is just a tease of what […]
2015
23
Jun
Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day
Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually […]
2015
16
Jun
Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day
Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who […]
2015
08
May
Paris Hilton’s New Song of the Day
Apparently, Paris Hilton has a new song, because Paris Hilton didn’t listen to the general consensus of the world, or at least North America…and shoot herself in a drugged up stupor…in her mansion after she had a solid run of winning at life and making a ton of fucking money in the process for her […]
2015
18
Mar
Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day
We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even […]
2015
19
Feb
Nicky Hilton Caribbean Beach Bikini Vacation of the Day
Nicky Hilton has always been the awkward shaped, awkward behaved, doughy younger sister of Paris Hilton, who would tag along with Paris sometimes, but always looked out of place or scared, so she went onto start her own clothing brands that I am sure did well, because that’s how these things work…but no matter how […]
2015
19
Feb
Paris Hilton’s Weirdo Panty Flash of the Day
Paris Hilton is definitely not interesting, but whatever is going on in her panties in. Not in an intellectual way, or an exciting way….and not in a tantalizing or seductive way…I mean we all know she has herpes, we’ve all seen her cunt, we’ve even seen it get fucked when she wasn’t 30 years old, […]
2015
13
Feb
Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day
Paris Hilton has been showing off her tits, because people are loving the question whether she sized up her little implants, or maybe she’s just getting old and fat, even hormonal, and ready to pump out a baby with some tween she seduces thanks to being this weird, egotistical, cougar with a Peter Pan complex…who […]
2015
03
Feb
Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day
I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram… Out of […]