Paris Hilton gets a lot of hate, but people still follow her around like she matters, because as much as you say you hate her, at least she’s not a Kardashian…..even though she’s obviously the reason for the Kardashians, they were just able to leverage everything she did like lecherous bottom feeders who had a […]
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2014
18
Dec
Paris Hilton’s Terrifying Panty Flash of the Day
These Paris Hilton panty flash pictures have been floating around the internet the last few days and I didn’t want to post them…obviously I saw them, what the fuck do you think I do all day, it’s not like anything gets past these pervert eyes, but sometimes I wish they did…you see I am a […]
2014
17
Dec
Paris Hilton’s Wet Spot of the DAy
I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, […]
2014
09
Dec
Miley Cyrus Gets Cougared by Paris Hilton of the Day
The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, […]
2014
08
Dec
Nicky Hilton Miami Beach Bikini of the Day
I made friends with a paparazzi on South Beach and he told me that no one gives a fuck about Nicky Hilton….he said she can walk around topless or in bikini and no one will fucking notice her…or even care if they do see her…to which I said that no one has ever given a […]
2014
25
Nov
Some Paris Hilton Artwork of the Day
Our friend THE P IS FOR PENIS …who I think we may have met at some comic convention a few years ago, who we asked to make us T-Shirt designs, and who never ended up making t-shirt designs, because no one, not every our friends from comic conventions want to contribute to our success, but […]
2014
27
Oct
Paris Hilton Loves Halloween of the Day
Paris Hilton loves Halloween…because it gives her the opportunity to dress up in costumes like the drag queen that she is. I know, I know, we’ve all seen the sex tape and we know that she doesn’t have a cock, but in fact a pussy, probably with herpes that has been well used…over the decades… […]
2014
25
Sep
Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day
You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot.. It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from […]
2014
02
Sep
Paris Hilton is Dirty of the Day
In case you didn’t already know….Paris Hilton is really dirty.
2014
29
Aug
Paris Hilton in a Bikini “DJing” in Ibiza Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day
Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am stuck in the past, but when I think of anything involving Paris Hilton in video, I want to see her getting fucked in it. Not doing some drag queen caliber performance for a crowd she is getting paid over 100k a gig to DJ for. Proving that […]