Paris Hilton still has nipples…that she likes to show off…to remind you that she’s Paris Hilton and that she still exists…because she may be dead in terms of relevance in America, but she’s still massive in the international market, where HILTON represents a magical hotel chain from America…and Freedom…and not some coked up party slut […]
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2016
23
Feb
Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day
Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, […]
2016
19
Feb
Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day
Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for […]
2015
01
Dec
Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day
Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing.. I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her […]
2015
15
Oct
And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day
We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant […]
2015
21
Sep
Possible Paris Hilton in Bed in Underwear of the Day
I don’t know if this is actually Paris Hilton, and really if it is Paris Hilton, I don’t know if it actually matters, mot because she ever matters, especially now that she’s pushing 40 and has fallen off into the shadows of Kim Kardashian, who played Paris’ tactics better than Paris did, all thanks to […]
2015
13
Jul
Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day
Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last […]
2015
28
Jun
Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day
Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source… But doing it now, is just a tease of what […]
2015
23
Jun
Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day
Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually […]
2015
16
Jun
Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day
Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who […]