Paris Hilton is the fucking worst and I am only saying that because she blocks me off her shit without me even interacting with her shot – and not her actual shit – her social media that I assume is shit – but I can’t watch it because she wants to oust me, alienate me, […]
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2016
18
Jul
Old Man Getting a Double Blowjob on the Balcony at the Waldorf Astoria – a Hilton Hotel and Other Videos of the Day
Casual Public Oral Sex Horrible Fight Dancing in the Street… Dog Attacks Man – Crazy Cat on the Back of a Scooter Sewage Pipe Bursts at a Family BBQ Man Eating Baby Mice Man Not Scared of Bear Look at this Racist Donald Trump Supporter Going Crazy
2016
07
Jul
Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day
Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape […]
2016
21
Jun
Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day
This just in – Paris Hilton is still fucking garbage….and the source of Kim Kardashian who I assume pays out a management fee of 10 percent, allowing Paris Hilton to take the backseat, her favorite, only to make appearances every once in a while with her backseat…that many people have lost their keys / change […]
2016
02
May
Paris Hilton See Through of the Day
Paris Hilton still has nipples…that she likes to show off…to remind you that she’s Paris Hilton and that she still exists…because she may be dead in terms of relevance in America, but she’s still massive in the international market, where HILTON represents a magical hotel chain from America…and Freedom…and not some coked up party slut […]
2016
23
Feb
Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day
Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, […]
2016
19
Feb
Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day
Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for […]
2015
01
Dec
Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day
Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing.. I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her […]
2015
15
Oct
And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day
We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant […]
2015
21
Sep
Possible Paris Hilton in Bed in Underwear of the Day
I don’t know if this is actually Paris Hilton, and really if it is Paris Hilton, I don’t know if it actually matters, mot because she ever matters, especially now that she’s pushing 40 and has fallen off into the shadows of Kim Kardashian, who played Paris’ tactics better than Paris did, all thanks to […]