I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves […]
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2018
08
Jan
Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day
Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I […]
2017
01
Nov
Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day
Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s […]
2017
30
Oct
Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day
Paris Hilton and her herpes matter…. I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but […]
2017
16
Oct
Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day
Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian. I do appreciate that she bowed down […]
2017
22
Sep
Paris Hilton is Trash of the Day
Old lady Paris Hilton may be old as fuck, but she’s lookin’ alright…still skinny…hard faced…but skinny and what it comes down to is that skinny goes a long way…in a world where skinny is being threatened…and faces don’t matter much…. I still think she should be taken out back and shot for creating the kardashians, […]
2017
17
Apr
Paris Hilton Still Has a Nipple of the DAy
Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter… Until Paris Hilton […]
2017
20
Feb
Paris Hilton Swimsuit Erotica of the Day
Paris Hilton is the worst…but she’s holding up pretty well. She must be pushing 40 by now, and still looks as thin, lean, fresh faced as she did when Rick Solomon jerked off on her at the end of their sex tape that put her on the map, that paved the way for trash like […]
2017
13
Jan
Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day
When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, […]
2016
28
Nov
Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day
Paris Hilton’s old neck, jacked up tranny face, has been featured in a photoshoot for a magazine, because the 90s are in right now, hipsters love that shit, and Paris Hilton is one of the big players of famous for nothing, something that paved the way for so much social media narcissism, that she’s an […]