Paris Hilton should be taken out back and shot – because she’s the reason for the Kardashians. They totally used her strategy to get exactly where they wanted to be…and they never disappeared…because of social media, I guess people don’t unfollow these creatures….and throw money at these people…and I just hope Paris is getting her […]
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2018
10
Sep
Paris Hilton is Back with a Pussy Flash of the Day
Paris Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks despite being an old trick…by wearing what looks like a pair of pants we all hope become a trend…because they have a window to her fucking pussy. Now I don’t typically celebrate Paris Hilton’s pussy, because we all remember when her phone got hacked and […]
2018
22
Jun
Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day
I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian […]
2018
07
May
Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day
Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, […]
2018
04
May
Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day
Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral […]
2018
28
Feb
Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day
Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media… Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to […]
2018
15
Feb
Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day
I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves […]
2018
08
Jan
Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day
Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I […]
2017
01
Nov
Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day
Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s […]
2017
30
Oct
Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day
Paris Hilton and her herpes matter…. I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but […]