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2019

13

Sep

Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be […]

2019

06

Jun

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day

Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for […]

2019

03

May

Paris Hilton Slutty of the Day

Paris Hilton is doing alright at 40…. Thank you face injections and vanity – never having a job or stress…all things that force her to do whatever it fucking takes to still matter. She almost looks the same as she used to, but then again we aren’t really getting an honest version of her, because […]

2018

28

Nov

Paris Hilton Erotica of the Day

Paris Hilton doesn’t interest me….she’s old, she’s tired, she’s boring…and has always been boring….she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and along with Ryan Seacrest should be tortured in a good old fashioned witch hunt for polluting society with such trash, indulgence, commercialization, consumerism and disgustingness….you know really definitely not the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT…. Her sex tape […]

2018

27

Sep

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton should be taken out back and shot – because she’s the reason for the Kardashians. They totally used her strategy to get exactly where they wanted to be…and they never disappeared…because of social media, I guess people don’t unfollow these creatures….and throw money at these people…and I just hope Paris is getting her […]

2018

10

Sep

Paris Hilton is Back with a Pussy Flash of the Day

Paris Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks despite being an old trick…by wearing what looks like a pair of pants we all hope become a trend…because they have a window to her fucking pussy. Now I don’t typically celebrate Paris Hilton’s pussy, because we all remember when her phone got hacked and […]

2018

22

Jun

Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian […]

2018

07

May

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, […]

2018

04

May

Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day

Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral […]

2018

28

Feb

Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media… Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to […]