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2015

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend… My favorite thing is when people say shit like “It’s the weekend”…or when they say “happy Friday”…or when they say…”it’s pretty hot out here”….or when they post their temperture of their current location via snapchat…because I care about your fucking temperature…especially at 0 MPH… Fuck you world… But it’s the wekeend….and all […]

2015

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

We partnered up with STATE BICYCLE COMPANY…. We are giving away a free bike / $500 gift certificate for a new bike… We are running the contest all months….so enter the contest: Bikes make for a lovely first date, a great getaway vehicle when you don’t have a license due to a DUI, and a […]

2015

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was when “Stella Maxwell (This is My Real Account)”…something anyone with their real account would write next to their profile….so trolls realize it’s actually them…was a “people I may know”…according to my facebook…. So I decided to message her…only to be blocked 10 seconds after she answered me… Was it […]

2015

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, amazing things happen…other times…you try convincing a girl you met on tinder to show you her pussy at a restaurant after a few minutes of talking about meaty vaginas…because you’ve seen pics of her…only to see that she’s got a meatier vagina than the photo led you to believe…to which you suggest she get […]

2015

20

Aug

Ruth Bell Topless with Shaved Head For Vogue Paris of the Day

I have no idea who Ruth Bell is, but I am going to just assume she’s part of the new feminist movement, because the new feminist movement is a massive movement, that companies, brands, media and Miley Cyrus realize they have to pretend to support, while half of their work is extorting women by presenting […]

2015

18

Aug

Stella Maxwell Panty Flash of the Day

There’s been no real confirmation that Miley and Stella Maxwell are actually grinding vaginas like a group of slutty lesbians, but the reality is that they are the younger generation, that grew up on porn, and that realize that there is a difference between sex and love, and more importantly, that can’t control their animalistic […]

2015

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if I would be more famous, not that am any level of famous now, but would I be more famous if I went out and got arrested every weekend pulling stunts to try to proves a point and change the world…but then I remember it is more convenient to just sit on […]

2015

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t watch the Trump debate, I am Canadian and barely allowed to cross the border in the US, but I did watch another day of my life slowly disappear and another one slowly appear, as I come closer to my inevitable end, which could be the same thing, but the Trump debate sounds more […]

2015

06

Aug

Stella Maxwell Nipple for Love of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits? Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…

2015

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s national underwear day… You should follow my INSTAGRAM and