How many people does it take to squeeze fatty Karolina Kurkova into her outfit? The answer is a lot. Sure it’s a fashion show and there is a team of people dressing everyone to make sure everything goes as smooth as Karolina Kurkova’s body used to be before it become a thick, chunky, lumpy sack […]
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2008
25
Jun
Karolina Kurkova is Too Fat to Model of the Day
What people don’t realize when they jerk off to these pictures of models in Sports Illustrated or their mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog is that models aren’t hot in person. They are fucking scarey genetic freaks of nature that are look like they have these tight, nice bodies, but the second you stand next to them […]
2008
05
Mar
Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova Pose With Bras the Wrong Way of the Day
Here are some pictures of Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima playing around with bras like a couple of ten year old boys who just snuck into their sister’s underwear drawer or maybe like a couple of teenage girls celebrating the purchase of their first bra for their budding breasts by doing some kind of ceremonial […]
2008
16
Jan
Karolina Kurkova Rides Bikes of the Day
Supermodels are built like tanks – when they are standing together they look good and proportionate and make us all want to bang them, especially when they are in their lingerie, but when they stand next to normal sized things you see they are scary sized monsters who still look fucking good and make use […]
2007
18
Dec
I am – Karolina Kurkova’s Thonged Ass Photoshoot of the Day
These are some more exciting pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the set of some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, because she’s in a thong. I admit that I went through a phase where thongs were dead to me, because every bitch was rockin’ one and I needed some diversity in the underwear I see girls in and […]
2007
13
Dec
I am – Karolina Kurkova’s Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day
So model Karolina Kurkova is rockin’ out in St Barths or some other Caribbean Island shooting some Victoria’s Secret catalog bullshit, reminding girls everywhere that their lives are shitty compared to hers, because she gets to sit around and look pretty while getting overpaid in exotic places, only to become one of the girls in […]
2007
23
May
I am – Karolina Kurkova’s Ass at a Photoshoot of the Day
I had no choice but to post these, I was thinking about passing out on the floor but this fucking picture kept eating away at my brain like my wife eats away at a family pack of chicken wings in one fucking sitting. I don’t mean to be always busting my wife’s ass, it turns […]
2007
23
May
I am – Karolina Kurkova's Ass at a Photoshoot of the Day
I had no choice but to post these, I was thinking about passing out on the floor but this fucking picture kept eating away at my brain like my wife eats away at a family pack of chicken wings in one fucking sitting. I don’t mean to be always busting my wife’s ass, it turns […]
2007
18
May
I am – Karolina Kurkova’s See-Through Ass Dress of the Day
Here are some pictures of your favorite model wearing a dress that shows off her ass proper. I’d be happier if it was a piece of saran wrap or some shit so that I wouldn’t have to look at this motherfucking thing all crossed eye trying to make out her pussy from behind, but it’s […]
2007
18
May
I am – Karolina Kurkova's See-Through Ass Dress of the Day
Here are some pictures of your favorite model wearing a dress that shows off her ass proper. I’d be happier if it was a piece of saran wrap or some shit so that I wouldn’t have to look at this motherfucking thing all crossed eye trying to make out her pussy from behind, but it’s […]