I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I know if I was a billionaire, I’d be fucking with models too, sure it’d be a little less wholesome that throwing the bitch in the fucking water and giggling about it, and would be more about making them all my sex slaves in my […]
Search Results
2011
08
Apr
Karolina Kurkova Tight Pants of the Day
No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s […]
2011
16
Feb
Karolina Kurkova at Some Fashion Week Bullshit of the Day
In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that […]
2011
02
Feb
Karolina Kurkova For Vogue Spain of the Day
Karolina Kurkova showed her nipple In Vogue Spain last year and I guess they liked her performance enough to give her another shoot, that or they are the only people giving her work, for fear that they hype her up and make a big deal out of her, so that every man in America turns […]
2010
24
Aug
Karolina Kurkova’s Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day
Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to […]
2010
07
Jun
Karolina Kurkova Fights the Fat of the Day
Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow […]
2010
19
May
Karolina Kurkova Hits Rock Bottom of the Day
Karolina Kurkova, the fat Victoria Secret Model, who was almost fired because she liked cake but pretended it was hormonal like most fat people, like my wife, who at 300 pounds won’t fucking admit that fact that she eats more food than a small family and the food she eats is fucking disgusting shit while […]
2010
19
Mar
Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day
I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and […]
2010
23
Feb
Karolina Kurkova is the Fat Victoria’s Secret Model in Tight Pants of the Day
I thought it was funny when Karolina Kurkova was too fat for a Victoria’s Secret fashion show and they pretty much threatened her to shape the fuck up on TV for the world to see as they struggled to fit her into an outfit. I didn’t find it as funny when she came out with […]
2009
04
May
Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day
I don’t know if people like Karolina Kurkova you know because she’s the fat Victoria Secret model, but she was showing off her legs regardless of that, and I figured I’d share them with you, because that’s just the kind of power I have, unfortunately it is not the kind of power I need to […]