Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated swim model who was, because she’s old now and probably hasn’t been invited back to that elite club because she’ not 300 pounds or doesn’t have a dick, you know the real models that dudes who subscribe to sports magazines are into….at least according to the editors at SI […]
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2019
18
Nov
Samantha Hoopes Mom Bod Titty Reveal of the Day
Samantha Hoopes was a rumored hooker, like a straight up hooker for rich guys who was able to get published in Sports Illustrated swim to increase her day rate for both social media influencer style campaigns these models get…and for the dudes she was dating…you know more mainstream press, more credibility as a model, more […]
2019
10
May
Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day
Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor […]
2018
19
Mar
Samantha Hoopes in a Bikini of the Day
I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie… It’s the LA way of life, these women who have managed to scam their way into Sports Illustrated Swim, don’t get paid to be in the magazine, but it totally increases their profile as humans. The marketing that […]
2018
22
Feb
SI Swim Gone Porno with their Instagram Starring Samantha Hoopes Nipples of the Day
Here is some sports illustrated breaking all the rules of Instagram by posting up some nipples, something that should get their account deleted but won’t because they are a big company with influence, while us small guys get called Porno. This is some corporate sponsored through advertising shoot, that pretends to be women empowering, when […]
2015
24
Dec
Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day
I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency […]
2015
27
Nov
Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day
Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity… She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because […]
2015
29
Oct
Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day
It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots… I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in […]
2015
24
Jul
Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day
Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is […]
2015
25
Jun
Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day
Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, […]