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2024

20

Feb

Britney Spears Has a New Background Filter from her Prison of the Day

I am a believer that Britney Spears is dead, or that she’s being run by a body double, that gap in her tooth confuses me and with basic AI technology she is rich enough to afford, or her team keeping her alive is rich enough to afford, it’d be easy to keep her alive….

Her recently legless dad, just sitting at command centre swapping out backgrounds as they try to keep the money coming in on Britney.

I guess they realize they’ve used up the living room background for their green screen content and it’s time to pretend the now FREE as fuck Britney, who’s probably only free because her soul is a literal ghost floating through the world….remembered from her music forever….

So they are bringing in new backgrounds for her dance….saying it’s her Maui dance studio when really it’s a prison studio.

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2024

09

Feb

Britney Spears Does a Demonic Dance of the Day

Here’s some Britney Spears looking like she’s possessed by demons. I figure it’s probably some side effects of the prescription pills she’s on, you know because they’ve decided she’s crazy after making her crazy.

Since it’s the internet, I don’t really believe that this is actually Britney, but rather a Britney face filter on a body double they’ve hired.

This gives crazy mom with a drinking problem at the trailer park BBQ on July 4th weekend vibes….

Not professional, top tier, highest level performer Britney Spears vibes….

I am not sold on the idea that she’s not dead, that this isn’t old content if it is her, that it isn’t a body double if it’s new content, that it’s even shot in the house she always shoots in….it’d be easy to keep someone alive on social media….real easy….

Anyway, her demonic dances are inspiring, because crazy bitches fuck the best!

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2024

05

Feb

Britney Spears in a Thong of the Day

I don’t follow Britney Spears because social media is the devil that is trying to rape your soul and make you buy products that you don’t need…

I have tried to follow Britney but she’s got a private account because she’s Britney Spears and why would she have a public account, despite her millions and millions of followers in her closed community who are probably ALL wondering the same thing I am…and that is where did they put the actual Britney and who is this body double clone they are using to pretend is Britney and why is she in a thong, not that I am against thongs, I’ve actually just developed a recent fetish for thongs, but because I’m convinced Britney is dead…..unless this is from the Grammy Awards that I missed because I’ll watch anything but the Grammy Awards no matter how many Joni Mitchell performances they promise me….

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2024

23

Jan

Britney Spears Crackhead Panty Dance of the Day

I guess Britney Spears has made her instagram private, because she wants to keep her community or content stream private for her officially followers of over 45 million people….you know an intimate group.

I don’t follow Britney Spears because I don’t waste my time on social media, I am too cool to be that desperate but likely a failure on the internet for not being that desperate when I should have been that desperate since social media people get paid.

So I don’t know when this weird panty dance video in a pair of knee high socks and weird retard slippers took. place, but they are saying it’s a recent post.

Sure it looks like it was shot in the mid 90s on a VHS before being transferred to digital and re-uploaded to social media, but she’s just a billion dollar brand in the entertainment space, she knows content better thanm we do…and that’s why this is so glossy, HDTV shit….

I still think Britney is dead, that this is a body double or old content used to keep her alive…but that’s just the conspiracy theorist in me, who has seen conspiracies come true….

For example, I watched Moonstruck accidentally last week, I even googled Norman Jewison who is not a Jewish son, and saw he still lived in Canada which was weird to me…then he died the next day….I’m not saying watching Moonstruck killed him, but the algorithm that made me watch Moonstruck probably did….something to think about while looking at Britney Shake her Ass…

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2024

18

Jan

Britney Spear’s Shows her Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I think this is the same nude picture that Britney Spears keeps posting, she just censors it with different emojis because she’s so clever, assuming she’s not dead, which I would never do….because I am sure this is a body double, a swapped out Britney but I can’t be too sure since her instagram gets deleted every second day, turned to private, made public, just constant confusion….but through it all…one thing is constant…the one time she was nude on the beach…..and this stiem she forgot to censor the back nipple….because she isn’t a she but rather an AI script that has been programmed to keep Britney alive with recycled or old content they have in the archive.

Remember, she’a billion dollar brand, they have sophisticated technology and access to the best in marketing, content and technology so when it looks like it’s being run by a mom in 2002 who plays YAHOO POOL to distract from her misery…..you know that is by design.

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2024

03

Jan

Britney Spears Brings Back her Blue Dress from March 31 of this Year of the Day

I like to believe in elaborate conspiracy theories, mainly because they all seem to end up coming true.

One of my favorite conspiracies is that Britney Spears is dead, or locked in her basement, or institutionalized and the Britney Spears that we deal with is a body double, an actress, or even just an AI clone, because they do have the technology to troll us and to keep a motherfucker alive on the internet forever.

They can AI her voice and make music…this is a billion dollar performer, like Taylor Swift, but more interesting, they have a budget for that shit.

Instead, she looks like her contentis shot on VHS in the late 90s without white balance, all fucking basement dwelling and SNUFF FILM-ESQUE…

I don’t think the Britney isn’t Britney conspiracy is really all that much of a conspiracy, her legless dad’s company released her book, her Elton John hit song was never promoted by her, she’s never seen in the paparazzi yet she’s free…

In fact, K-Fed and his sons living in Hawaii are seen by the paparazzi more than Britney, the 17 year old’s got a big titty bikini clad girlfriend in his recent paparazzi pics, because his mom was Britney Spears, an icon….

So anyway, she posted this video of her that read:

Same baby blue dress I wore in Mexico March 31 of this year !!! I decided to bring it back because it was my favorite !!! I wore it before I got on my plane to Vegas two nights ago !!! But it’s not in my suitcase anymore nor is my new black jacket I bought last night !!! Don’t you hate it when your favorite belongings go missing and people’s response is “you got robbed” with a big smile on their face !!! That’s not very nice !!!

Ok, so crazy medicated Britney knows the date she wore this dress is Mexico….OF THIS YEAR…so maybe it was a dress she wore in the 2010s, so they aren’t technically lying with their caption. The shit goes onto weirder shit about going to Vegas and losing her dress like she’s speaking in code, but I’ll assume she’s not the one writing the captions….where are the pics from Vegas?

Here’s the iconic popstar, gut out in a tight dress being weird.

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2023

26

Dec

Britney Spears Brings the Christmas Weirdness of the Day

It’s a Christmas Miracle because the ghost of Christmas past has graced us with some content uploads….

Britney Spears, or the artist that is currently cast to play Britney Spears because I like the Britney Spears is dead and this is all old content conspiracy….has delivered a mix of videos that make no sense in the way they’ve been released, but that add to the whole “Britney is Crazy” storyline.

In the kitchen video where she’s showing off her outfit an mid-section she’s got a FIJI bottle on the ground, which must be a COM…

Then she’s got a weird bikini posing montage with horseback riding, outfit changes, also some back in the kitchen weirdness….and it feels like a scene from a b-movie or porno…her nose questionable:

Then she’s got a weird cut-out dress, where you can see her panties and big mom tits hanging…before she grabs them…also in the kitchen….I guess these are the kitchen chronicles…

Then we’ve got the horseback riding series….bikini tops and pussy grinding on saddles….

She’s pretty remarkable, weird, but remarkable….making her an old lady fetish to me.

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2023

20

Dec

Britney Spears’ New Old Dance Video of the Day

I figure with these freaks from the internet or social media, mainly people with no souls, totally lost and empty consumers with a suburban mindset, trying to seemingly have more purpose, meaning, substance so they attach themselves to things like ice baths, meditation, mindfullness, and other really self involved new age bullshit to fill the whole in their hearts the size of god….all stretching, breathing, talking about their feelings and trauma, healing, usually in the comfort of their multi million dollar minimalist home….surrounded by down to earth things like a 1975 Land Rover Defender they paid 400,000 dollars for.

Anyway, in a time where these mantras and retreats, mental health medicated retards, self involve narcissism is upon us, we should do our own kind of meditation, like staring at Britney’s tits in a weird top as she dances around without her Christmas tree in the background of her favorite shooting locaiton, because she’s still in captivity or dead.

Clearly an old video, but reposted making it new again, and despite being Britney Spears, only 50k liked her video, it’s like they’re trying to kill her off on social media like they did in real life too….

I still find the whole conspiracy fun.

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2023

13

Dec

Britney Spears in her Underwear of the Day

Britney Spears, or the actor who plays this modern and free Britney Spears has decided to shoot some content in her underwear with some gloves and a top hat on in the bedroom.

I don’t see any plus sized dildos anywhere around, whichis disappointing, there seems to only bee a vape or some smokes and a phone that I need someone to date for me so that I know this content is recent.

Her caption is a little weird, obviously, not that I analyze captions, especially not Britney Spears captions, but it is fun to get caught up in the conspiracies of the internet and believe that she’s sending us COMS through her captions, especially when we all know she’s already dead, or incapacitated, or being played by a body double.

Put the hat ? and gloves ?on and immediately turned into character ?????????? !!! Sandra Cummings possibly ?????? ???

Is this some shout out to Alan Cummings in Chicago because they dressed Renee Zelwegger like this, or is it a reference to her cumming, which I would assume is impossible with all the meds she’s on, unless she’s the lucky one on meds who can’t stop cumming due to increased sensitivity.

I guess we’ll never know!

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2023

11

Dec

Britney Spears Rolling Around in her Underwear of the Day

Britney Spears or the actor playing Britney Spears since I am not convinced this is actually Britney Spears, loves to recycle her weirdo content and consistently repost the same videos and pictures, as you would expect if someone was actually dead.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this pink panty rolling around in bed content before, maybe slightly different, but not different enough to be new and original content.

They tell us that she’s free, that she produces content like this sometimes, but then recycles the shit like some hippie or homeless person separating the cans, instead of just shooting shit like this all day, like a bored cam girl, since she’s rich and living in her palace on her pile of money with nothing else to do.

I like to think Britney is alive and has free will because I think crazy ladies, especially in their 40s are a lot of fun in their crazy and with the resources and celebrity that Britney has, probably a lot more fun than the toothless tranny prostitute at the dive bar that smells like piss I was with yesterday…CHURCH.

So seeing the recycled content, like she’s been abducted and the captor is trying to keep her spirit alive through social media so no one asks any questions, is wasted opportunity because it should be new badly produced low quality content.

Watching Brit in bed is robbery.

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