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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Tit in Public of the Day

I bet you feel like an idiot for thinking this whore had fake tits. I think it’s pretty clear that she’s stacked like a fat 13 year old girl who just got her period. Shit’s not made of silicone, it’s made of donuts and loose skin from once being filled with milk.

I had so many different things to write about today, I was sleeping and so much shit came to me that I was dreaming about how inspired I was, I had at least 10 amazing stories that I didn’t write down so I am drawing a fucking blank and that’s probably one of the most frustrating things in doing this site.

If more girls were like Britney, I’d be spending a lot more time in the changing room at stores around the city. There was a time when I’d get drunk with my friends in the morning and we’d have no where to go so we’d hit the mall and watch girls buy lingerie, bikinis, and shit like that. I never saw tit slips but I was escorted out of the mall by security after they got too many complaints from stores. It took them about a month to catch onto me though.

Seeing Britney stage a tit slip and not being able to jerk off to it because it’s not hot enough for you is pretty depressing. Not that I could have really jerked off to it with my not being able to get it up issue, but you know what I mean. There was a time when this was the fantasy of many, but now that it’s out there it’s not as good as you’d want it to be making the fantasy over. It’s like bringing home that hot chick you’ve always wanted, fucking her and finding out that she sucks in bed and did things you couldn’t fucking stand, and now that you’ve done it you never want to do it again, not that you’d know what that feels like, virgin. What it comes down to is that tit is tit and this is expensive tit and we should just appreciate what she’s doing instead of rippin’ into her for not being in her prime anymore, because that is usually happens when chicks have 2 kids.

The paparazzi scare the fuck out of me on this one, this is some climbing up the telephone pole with a telephoto lens creepy voyeur shit that’s got me arrested a few times…and the quality of the picture is so fucking good it doesn’t even look like bitch has a nipple, shit’s so grainy. Either way, I am posting them…

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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Nipple and stepDREAMS Post of the Day

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I don’t mean to be an asshole, it just happens sometimes. I think I just have high standards for the site or some shit, even though I think of it as a herpes scab on the vagina that is the internet. This is my most recent stepDREAMS entry from a reader who wants to help me out when I fuck off for a couple of weeks in July and I am not fucking impressed. Either motherfucker is trying to bite my style, in which case my style fucking sucks, or he just doesn’t know how to write or be funny. I don’t think I am a pro at this, I don’t think my site is all that funny, I do know that I put more thought into it than writing garbage like this. Either way, I may not be good at this shit, but I am better than this asshole.

Well, here we have a little glimpse of the top of Britneys nipple. It was only a couple of years ago when a shot like this would have had me cranking one out in no time flat, but now I can only wonder “what the hell is going on here?”. The brownish color of her areola is throwing me off a bit, and they also look a little bit oversized. I’m all for big nipples you know, the bigger the better. I want them to poke out my fuckin’ eyes with their overwhelming size and ferociousness, but big brown gigantic areolas just freak me right the fuck out. I may be taking a giant leap of faith here assuming the shitstains who read this site actually know what an “areola” is. While we’re on the subject of “nipples”, what the fuck is up with chicks who have inverted ones? I mean nipples are supposed to point outward and be flicked, twisted, played with and sucked on by assholes like me. If you are a bitch with inverted nipples, and there is nothing pointing up at me, you have now taken away half of my fun. Whore.

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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Spears is Fucking Crazy of the Day

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My computer broke this weekend so I couldn’t do my stepLINKS, so I got really fucking drunk instead and it was a good fucking time. I would go more into it, but I am lazy right now, it was father’s day yesterday and I always feel like a second rate father having not been the guy to dump my load in my wife to produce my wonderful stepdaughters. I am just some hack father figure who lives in the same house as them. They don’t call me dad and they don’t buy me father’s day gifts, like taking me golfing even though I fucking hate the concept of gold but it’s the principle. I guess there are other things you could do for your father like have a bbq, take him out to lunch, but him a present, treat him like a king all day, have naked lesbian wrestling in the living room for him, let him watch your shower/masturbate/dance. I got nothing. Not even a card. I guess that’s what happens when your wife’s kids know you’re just there riding the disability check, not carrying your weight and constantly calling their mother a fat whore.

Speaking of fat whore, here’s some Britney Spears insanity. She went into a club with a friend wearing one outfit and walked out wearing her friend’s outfit. I think that’s the kind of thing someone crazy thinks up to either fuck with the media, or to have an excuse to see her friend in her panties, or even to entertain your crazy self by giving an unsuspecting friend scabies or any other surface rash you get from wearing someone else’s clothes. I bet that joke woulda made you laugh if I delivered the joke a little stronger, but I am just waking up and I never said I was as funny as the other cocksuckers with blogs and their virginity…

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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Ass of the Day

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I came across these Britney Spears pictures and I realized that there is nothing better in life than posting 2 Britney Spears posts back to back. It the shit bloggin is made for…

Yesterday on my drunken adventure, I ended up at the strip club for too early for there to be strippers working. It was me and the stage and a bar tender who was playing her own shitty music. I asked her if there were any girls to entertain me considering I spent 3 dollars oto get in to see vagina. About 5 minutes later, some french slut hit the stage and did a little dance for me. Since I was the only one in the place it felt really romantic as she spread her legs…The issue I had was that I knew she wanted my money, the other issue was that I had no money. I looked over my shoulder to see her wiping down her box after rubbing it up against the pole and I wondered if that really prevented HPV and AIDS, maybe she was onto something. When she got me lookin’ at her she turned around in embarrassment even though I already saw her inner parts…

The thing I like about Britney is that it seems like she never embarrassed, she has no shame, she has enough money to not give a fuck and we’ve all seen her inner parts but like the stripper, she still bothers to cover up.

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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

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Nothing says I let some dude bust a nut inside me a minimum of 2 times when we were married, knocking my fat unhygienic ass up twice like walking around LA with your tits hanging out. It’s like an open invitation for all of us fuckers to latch onto her with our mouths and start sucking for spoiled milk that her little babies left behind….

I’d write more, but what’s the fucking point, her tits are doing all the talking for me and no one needs a commentator when they are trying to stare at a useless cunt they’ll never meet’s tits…

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2007

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Thong Bikini Pictures of the Day

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For some reason this girl loves this thong bikini, she’s been seeing wearing it at least 4 times that I know of and I am pretty bad at keeping on top of this shit, so it’s probably been a lot more. I know she isn’t known for being hygienic or into changing or clean clothes but you’d think that someone with her kind of money could afford to buy herself 10 different thong bikinis. Unless she sleeps in the fucking thing, it’s takes the same amount of effort to put on a new bikini as it does to put on a dirty crusted up one. At leas then when she’d hit the beach and shows everyone what K-Fed did to her, we’d at least know that the pics are new or old….

I remember when I used to hang with a girl who was a lot like Britney. She wasn’t a popstar and didn’t live the lavish life of celebrity, but she did never wash during the summer. She would just go swimming and think that that counted.

I admit that I am not the best at showering or changing clothes. Right now I have no hot water in my shit hole apartment, but at least I recognize that I am not clean. I don’t jump in public pool and spray on cheap cologne and pretend that I am clean….

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2007

May

I am – Britney Spears Thong in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I posted pictures of Britney on a boat in a bikini last week and was pissed off that I couldn’t see the ass view of her string bikini because I know that shit is riding up places I’d want to explore, not because I think Britney is hot and not because I want her money, but because I have no standards and even with her lack of hygiene, weight gain and rashes, she’s still probably cleaner than any girl who has had slept with me for money.

Anyway, I said I wanted the ass view and here are the closest thing I could find, They are probably from last week, but since Britney isn’t into changing her underwear or washing it’s possible that these are from today.

Either way, who really cares these pictures and this post collectively suck…I have no idea why I am posting it but I am.

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2007

May

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Pictures of the Day

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It’s nice to see that Britney Spears is working really hard on her comeback by taking time off and suntanning on a yacht because we all need our downtime sometimes. I guess her month in rehab and her 2 years prior to the whole rehab thing where she got married and did nothing with her life wasn’t enough fucking downtime for her. It makes me jealous that I am here slaving away at this site a couple hours a day, going out all night, waking up mid afternoon, going out the park for hours at a time to get away from the computer while people like Britney live the lazy life….

Either way it looks like Britney is wearing some kind of G-String, unfortunately for you I don’t have pictures of that, even though it may be a scarier thing to look at than it sounds. Like the other day, I was sending myspace messages to a model who told me that her vagina looks like a hamster because she hasn’t shaved in a while and as cute as I think hamsters are and as much as I think bush is cool in theory, I know if I ever saw it, I’d have a whole different reaction….but since I have no standards I’d still take one for the team…I’d just have second thoughts before doing it, even if just for a second….

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2007

May

I am – Britney Parties in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney performed in Florida and I read somewhere that her CD she was lip syncing to skipped and she turned her back to the crowd and re-cooped. It’s not all that much of a surprise, her entire career has been built on lip syncing and people aren’t watching her perform to listen to her amazing songs, they are listening because she was a young tight thing who moved better than most strippers because she had a choreographer and budget. It was like a big scale stage show without the nipples/vagina shots/lap dances/ signed posters/ etc.

Here are some pics of Britney wearing a bikini at a club, partying after her show in Florida.

I could probably write more and actually try to change your life, but I am uninspired….

2007

May

I am – Britney Spears in a Bra of the Day

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My stepdaughter invited me to her friend’s house to watch the finale of American Next Top Model because she knows I am really into that shit, so I sat in the fucking living room of some 14 year old’s parent’s house to watch the shit and I didn’t really fucking care. I helped myself to her dad’s beer and I knew the parent’s of the girl weren’t that impressed, but it was one of those situations that you know is awkward, but act like it’s totally normal, and the other people involved go along with it no matter how much they hate it. I think I behaved myself, I only asked the girl to sit on my lap once and when she said no, I didn’t pull my dick out of my pants to teach her what no means….

Anyway, the model I was going for was this hot Russian number with a big neck but was a mail order bride and that turns me on. She lost. The winner was some anorexic looking mexican who looked like a fucking man. All this to say that TV let me down again.

Speaking of letting me down, it looks like Britney has got her act together. Her body is bangin’, her tits are huge and she’s showing the fuckers off when she’s hitting up clubs to drink all these proving that she still has a career and won’t be working the pole in my stripclub anytime soon and that kinda hurts. The only real option now is to be the next K-Fed, but since it’s been done once, I doubt it will happen again. Girls tend to learn their lessons, especially after having to babies with the motherfucker. Either way, here are the pics of Britney and her tits…

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