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2017

16

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day

Cara Delevingne Model and "Actress" celebrated her Birthday in Tulum With Friends

Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching…

I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical…

I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip…

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2017

10

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits for GQ UK of the Day

Cara Delevingne is in GQ…where I assume you can see her tits…but I am too busy looking at the all fours pics…and I can’t tell what is going on because she’s doing it in some silly costumes that they will position as art, style, fashion, since she’s a “Model” before an “actor”…and a rich kid with a good sense of humor at the right parties who scammed her way before she was a “model”….

But I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shamelessly showing tits, because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and in turn fame, jobs, relevance, good life….

The whole thing, silly, but I still appreciate tits for what they are…SEX TOOLS that double as BABY feeders, even on lesbians like Cara, because LESBIANS make babies and aren’t even lesbian, it’s a trend since everyone seems to be lesbian these days….

That’s all I have to say about this overhyped girl..

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2017

07

Aug

Cara Delevingne Topless of the Day

Cara Delevingne flashed her famewhoring lesbian but not always lesbian – just a woman who loves love if love provides her with a ladder to climb because she is no longer just a model – but now an Actress thanks to the industry liking “it girls” and really anyone with any hype because it gives them hope that their bullshit will get more views and make their money they are overpaying bitches like Cara Delevigne to participate…..

If you know what I mean…

I don’t know what this nipple is all about but it’s a nipple…better than the lesbian mom and her daughter unless it was her lebsian child bride….who I saw at a diner this past weekened, wearing hiking books in the middle of the city..and what looked like boy scout or park ranger shorts…because LESBIANS don’t make sense…don’t even bother trying to figure them out.

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2017

29

Mar

Mila Kunis, Mom Titty VS Cara Delevingne Skinny in Vegas Nerd Events of the Day

I think Mila Kunis and Cara Delevingne were together at the same event..in Vegas at some nerd conference – which is pretty much mainstream now that the only movies that make money are nerd movies….even though these bitches don’t actually fuck with nerds, I mean other than psychologically by getting into their masturbation fantasies…unless those nerds are dot com billionaires or producers hiring them…because actors and models and rich and entitled people are full of fucking shit…but then again so iseveryone in the world….

Well, Mila Kunis, who ran back to her costar because he got rich was looking like an old, bloated, damaged mom…..

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While occassional lesbian – terrible actor – but she’s getting work – Cara Delevingne.. was there looking really fucking skinny, as models are supposed to be, not that she still models, she’s already trolled that industry and is onto the next…

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2016

28

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift Scissoring of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a social climber, that’s why people think she’s fun or interesting, she’s positioned herself right, she took her access and she just keeps on leveraging because the world is so dumb and just buy into her lie…it’s like rich girl gets into all the parties and walks to the important person table to become an important person too. Bullshit.

Taylor Swift is a creepy, manipulative, marketing machine who makes shitty music that people are brainwashed into thinking is great…and she knows anyone around her is using her, because she’s such a cunt, no one can actually like her….but she figures she can use them right back…because it makes her look like she’s got cool friends…and being one of the cool girls with cool friends even if it’s so far from the truth…because all these people may be rich but they are fucking losers to me…but I guess it speaks to her audience she’s manipulating and not to perverts like me that just want to see this storyline turn into lesbian relationship…we know Taylor Swift fucks everything, and we know that the lesbian thing will be a great angle for her…

Where is the scissoring…because I know it’s coming….and I probably won’t since lesbian sex is so anti-climatic…like these pictures these cunts staged as a media hit…knowing the paparazzi would be there to cover it. Scammers. Look how bad acting Delevingne pretends she doesn’t want the paparazzi taking her pic- when she called the fucking paparazzi. Hilarious. Typical.

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2016

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne for PUMA of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of the PUMA “‘Do You” campaign…which for those of you who don’t have sex with 20 year olds from social media is the most annoying catch phrases ever…especially when all the people who say “‘Do You” are actually doing anyone who can help their career blossom…and it’s just a bullshit excuse for them to be horrible people…in a “I’m just doing me”…like it’s a get out of jail for being a vapid, annoying, self indulgent cunt…a casual fuck off…so Cara Delevingne is a good candidate or casting for that…you know because she’s a cunt.

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2016

20

Sep

Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots..

This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists…

Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old….

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And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was….

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2016

02

Sep

Cara Delevingne without panties of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of some feminist amazing project where they put flowers between their legs – to celebrate having vaginas – or a GARDEN in her pants – that Cara Delevingne’s may be more than just floral, but also filled of bacteria…maybe some aquatic animals..a little yeast and herpes and disgustingness…you know the kind of garden you find growing behind some septic run off…with the lone flower blowing in the wind…or maybe the kind of garden made in a lab – on petri dish working on finding the cure to AIDs or some shit…because despite her scam that got her in movies, and despite her being fun and lively to the rich people she hangs with because she too is rich…there’s something vile about her..and as a dude who likes street hookers…that’s erotic as fuck to me…

We just need more labia! If you’re gonna show your pussy as a flower- show your fucking pussy bro.

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2016

22

Aug

Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

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2016

04

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties…

Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked….

Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?…

Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares…

TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares…

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2016

03

Aug

Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie in Love Magazine of the Day

This is the fucking worst…These are two of the most overrated cunts in entertainment…and they are dressed like another overrated cunt in entertainment…

Suicide Squad is in theaters, it will make a fucking ton of money, but the initial reviews is that it’s dog shit, that it was better off as a trailer and investing in the whole movie was just idiotic, not that the producers care, they’ve already made their money back – and will be making sequels – they know people will still go – even if it’s just a pile of shit with top paid actors getting paid top dollar….that is just the world we live in…

Movies are competing with instagram, internet, snapchat…no one wants to go to the movies to pay money when they can get shit for free at home and not be shot…plus porn ends in orgasm…going to the movies just ends with “why do I bother going to movies”….

I don’t know if there’s salvation for movies, will theatres survive, I’m thinking no…I’m hoping no, because Hollywood is filled with cunts – who self destructed due to greed with heads up their asses unable to realize where things were shifting….

Point being, Cara Delevingne is in the movie, Margot Robbie is the star of the movie, and Love Magazine is latching like an orphan Indian baby on a dog in the bombay slums for any nutrients possible…trying to survive…because featuring these overrated twats makes their account more worthy…

TO SEE THEM LEAVING THE HOTEL TOGETHER LIKE A COUPLE LESBIANS WHO ARE AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD>.. CLICK HERE

Or here’s some Margot Robbie nipple…

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2016

02

Aug

Cara Delevingne: “I have a nipple detector” of the DAy

Here’s a video from the Suicide Squad press tour, they had their premiere last night and they want it to be the biggest thing ever….in going viral, which she calls out as “going viral” because these are all contrived idiots, here she is pinching Margot Robbie, the interviewer and the asian looking one’s nipples…

I saw this yesterday – but I am posting it today – because that’s how life as an irrelevant blogger who isn’t very good at blogging works..

I think more male hosts need to start showing this skill to the celebs they interview – because a lesbian who fucks women can objectify a woman and reduce her to her nipples – but not a man – down with the patriarchy…

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THE SUICIDE SQUAD PREMIERE HAPPENED – CARA DELEVINGNE WAS THERE – BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE MOVIE – WEIRD….BUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY GIVES ANY “IT-GIRL” ATTENTION IF IT CAN HELP SELL SEATS…NOT THAT SHE SELLS SEATS BUT IT IS GOOD FOR HER EGO…

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SO WAS MARGOT ROBBIE – BECAUSE SHE’S THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY – THEY CREATED HER CELEBRITY TO GET FUNDING – THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S NOT OVERRATED….

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2016

02

Jun

Cara Delevingne for Famous Dead Animals of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

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2016

20

May

Cara Delevingne Has Nipples of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack…

Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple…

She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic…

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2016

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day

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I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers…

This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it…

If you know what I mean.

So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts.

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