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2014

08

Apr

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I can stare at the Britney Spears panty flash pic for hours, like a kid who just got his hands on a new video game, or teen boy in the 80s who just found his dad’s playboy, you know a whole getting lost in the wonderment of the whole thing…the fantasy and the unanswered questions…the curiosities of whatever adventure lies ahead of us…like the stains, the rashes, the confusing doors…the skin folds…the unshowered toilet paper remnants…

It feels like it was a long time ago, when Britney Spears panty flashes would have been something you masturbated…because it was a long time ago..now she’s some mom in her 30s who is controlled by her parents like a crazy person because she makes them money and is their puppet that makes them money…makes sense to me…exploit the youth…that is no longer youth cuz it buys purdy things…

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2014

28

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears decided to suck her gut in for a bikini selfie for her fans, because either she forgets she’s a mom of 2, or that she’s past her sex appeal prime, or that she doesn’t need to cry for attention anymore, unless it’s a subliminal cry for help, as she is a prisoner in her own life thanks to the people around her who exploit her for all the money she makes them…

It’s probably a pretty sad story, but she’s Britney Spears, it’s hard to feel sorry for her…but it’s not that hard to want to K-Fed her since you know she’s probably an easy, broken down target…it’s happened before…

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2014

26

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day


Britney Spears was far more interesting when she was financing her gold digging back-up dancer by having his babies…then losing her white trash shit when all that trailer park shit didn’t work out for her…leading to vagina flashing, shaving her head and all kinds of other insanity…before getting on the right medication, and handled properly by her handlers, keeping her quiet and focused on making them all rich…

So seeing here fat mom ass in a bikini is a memory of what was….a Britney Spears I enjoyed…who is now just a fat mom ass in a bikini…that I can’t really appreciate, but you probably can since you probably still her off to her first video…1997 was your year…and you can’t seem to let it go…

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2014

27

Jan

Britney Spears Mom Tits in a Sweater of the Day


Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary…

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2014

10

Jan

Britney Spears Proving the Power of Spandex of the Day

I guess Britney Spears is proving that Spandex is some space age fabric technology designed to do miracles, like every fat chick in Yoga pants who has their booty that is normally fat, sloppy and disgusting, turn all round and awesome…and from reason, I am not offended by this, even if Britney died to me before the K-Fed years and babies happened….Maybe I like big round asses in spandex…or maybe I like broken down, mental disorder moms who can generate millions in revenue when they are well past their prime…who knows.

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2013

30

Dec

Miley Cyrus Dances at a Britney Concert of the Day

So Britney is doing a Vegas show now, which I assume was the much anticipated, for people with nothing better to do, than worry about Vegas shows and Britney’s whereabouts and doings…even though she kinda died in 2009…and as far as I’m concerned, this pussy is embalmed.

But new generation Miley was there taking notes on how to scam the world into thinking you are talent after Disney, you know on how to keep interest when you push 31, because that means 10 more years of money making…

And in being new generation, Miley took the opportunity to steal the fucking show, by being outrageous, which everyone knows is totally fucking tasteless, classless, and like the jealous sister at the wedding getting drunk and causing a scene, but it was still better than watching Britney’s fat used up uterus dangling out of her onsie like she’s not pushing 35.

The highlight was that Mario Lopez was there…

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2013

02

Oct

Britney Spears’ Work it Bitch Video of the Day

Here’s a little medicated Britney half naked with a horrible fucking song and another one of her comeback videos because obviously her handlers want to make some more money to buy themselves all their fancy things….

If you’ve made it through the first 15 seconds of the song, you will learn the valuable lessons that Britney’s dad has been shoving down her throat since she was five – You better work bitch….you know the message that he’s’ been brain washing her with….because leaving in their Louisiana trailer park when you make a girl of Britney’s fuckable stature, even at 35, as a mom of two, only means one thing to hicks, sell her for cattle feed…

It’s some shitty electronic garbage….like real deal shit…but watch it on mute and appreciate the hard work…..this silly bitch is putting in…when she could just retire…cuz she’s still hot….

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2013

27

Sep

Preview of Britney’s New Hot Video of the Day

As fun as it is to see a mom in her 30s play dress up like a half naked slut a month before Halloween because she’s a vapid puppet who no longer has a mind of her own thanks to all the medication and brainwashing…because it makes everyone millions…

I am more into this for the quality of the lyrics…you want a Lambo, a Mas, a Bugatti, you better work bitch…

Thanks for the tip Britney…or you could always just find a shell of a human to exploit like her handlers did…it worked for them yo’…

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2013

09

Sep

Britney Spears Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Britney Spears posted this to twitter with the caption “WorkBitchDay2″…whatever the fuck that means…I assume she’s shooting a video…or doing something that I’m not gonna bother complaining about because she’s doing it in a bikini and even if I think Britney Spears is a pile of trailer trash shit seeping out of the communal outhouse, especially now that she’s in her 30s, a mom, and relatively boring, there was a time she was a huge deal, hot enough to jerk off to her music videos, and a pile of pop tart after it was digested…and shat all over the walmart bathroom stall…

I am still convinced that the best thing that came out of Britney Spears was K-Fed, the gold digging fertile motherfucker who taught us all that if you know how to dance, for a dumb, sheltered bi-polar bitch, dreams can come true…

She doesn’t look as bad as you’d expect, at least not from the front, probably all the ativan…good medicated millionaire puppet hustle…it’s her angle…cuz from the her Backside she is Pretty Shitty

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