I like to believe in elaborate conspiracy theories, mainly because they all seem to end up coming true.

One of my favorite conspiracies is that Britney Spears is dead, or locked in her basement, or institutionalized and the Britney Spears that we deal with is a body double, an actress, or even just an AI clone, because they do have the technology to troll us and to keep a motherfucker alive on the internet forever.

They can AI her voice and make music…this is a billion dollar performer, like Taylor Swift, but more interesting, they have a budget for that shit.

Instead, she looks like her contentis shot on VHS in the late 90s without white balance, all fucking basement dwelling and SNUFF FILM-ESQUE…

I don’t think the Britney isn’t Britney conspiracy is really all that much of a conspiracy, her legless dad’s company released her book, her Elton John hit song was never promoted by her, she’s never seen in the paparazzi yet she’s free…

In fact, K-Fed and his sons living in Hawaii are seen by the paparazzi more than Britney, the 17 year old’s got a big titty bikini clad girlfriend in his recent paparazzi pics, because his mom was Britney Spears, an icon….

So anyway, she posted this video of her that read:

Same baby blue dress I wore in Mexico March 31 of this year !!! I decided to bring it back because it was my favorite !!! I wore it before I got on my plane to Vegas two nights ago !!! But it’s not in my suitcase anymore nor is my new black jacket I bought last night !!! Don’t you hate it when your favorite belongings go missing and people’s response is “you got robbed” with a big smile on their face !!! That’s not very nice !!!

Ok, so crazy medicated Britney knows the date she wore this dress is Mexico….OF THIS YEAR…so maybe it was a dress she wore in the 2010s, so they aren’t technically lying with their caption. The shit goes onto weirder shit about going to Vegas and losing her dress like she’s speaking in code, but I’ll assume she’s not the one writing the captions….where are the pics from Vegas?

Here’s the iconic popstar, gut out in a tight dress being weird.

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It’s a Christmas Miracle because the ghost of Christmas past has graced us with some content uploads….

Britney Spears, or the artist that is currently cast to play Britney Spears because I like the Britney Spears is dead and this is all old content conspiracy….has delivered a mix of videos that make no sense in the way they’ve been released, but that add to the whole “Britney is Crazy” storyline.

In the kitchen video where she’s showing off her outfit an mid-section she’s got a FIJI bottle on the ground, which must be a COM…

Then she’s got a weird bikini posing montage with horseback riding, outfit changes, also some back in the kitchen weirdness….and it feels like a scene from a b-movie or porno…her nose questionable:

Then she’s got a weird cut-out dress, where you can see her panties and big mom tits hanging…before she grabs them…also in the kitchen….I guess these are the kitchen chronicles…

Then we’ve got the horseback riding series….bikini tops and pussy grinding on saddles….

She’s pretty remarkable, weird, but remarkable….making her an old lady fetish to me.

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I figure with these freaks from the internet or social media, mainly people with no souls, totally lost and empty consumers with a suburban mindset, trying to seemingly have more purpose, meaning, substance so they attach themselves to things like ice baths, meditation, mindfullness, and other really self involved new age bullshit to fill the whole in their hearts the size of god….all stretching, breathing, talking about their feelings and trauma, healing, usually in the comfort of their multi million dollar minimalist home….surrounded by down to earth things like a 1975 Land Rover Defender they paid 400,000 dollars for.

Anyway, in a time where these mantras and retreats, mental health medicated retards, self involve narcissism is upon us, we should do our own kind of meditation, like staring at Britney’s tits in a weird top as she dances around without her Christmas tree in the background of her favorite shooting locaiton, because she’s still in captivity or dead.

Clearly an old video, but reposted making it new again, and despite being Britney Spears, only 50k liked her video, it’s like they’re trying to kill her off on social media like they did in real life too….

I still find the whole conspiracy fun.

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Britney Spears, or the actor who plays this modern and free Britney Spears has decided to shoot some content in her underwear with some gloves and a top hat on in the bedroom.

I don’t see any plus sized dildos anywhere around, whichis disappointing, there seems to only bee a vape or some smokes and a phone that I need someone to date for me so that I know this content is recent.

Her caption is a little weird, obviously, not that I analyze captions, especially not Britney Spears captions, but it is fun to get caught up in the conspiracies of the internet and believe that she’s sending us COMS through her captions, especially when we all know she’s already dead, or incapacitated, or being played by a body double.

Britney Spears or the actor playing Britney Spears since I am not convinced this is actually Britney Spears, loves to recycle her weirdo content and consistently repost the same videos and pictures, as you would expect if someone was actually dead.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this pink panty rolling around in bed content before, maybe slightly different, but not different enough to be new and original content.

They tell us that she’s free, that she produces content like this sometimes, but then recycles the shit like some hippie or homeless person separating the cans, instead of just shooting shit like this all day, like a bored cam girl, since she’s rich and living in her palace on her pile of money with nothing else to do.

I like to think Britney is alive and has free will because I think crazy ladies, especially in their 40s are a lot of fun in their crazy and with the resources and celebrity that Britney has, probably a lot more fun than the toothless tranny prostitute at the dive bar that smells like piss I was with yesterday…CHURCH.

So seeing the recycled content, like she’s been abducted and the captor is trying to keep her spirit alive through social media so no one asks any questions, is wasted opportunity because it should be new badly produced low quality content.

Watching Brit in bed is robbery.

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I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I am sometimes right in my conspiracies, and my Britney conspiracy is that she’s not alive anymore. This is either old content or a body double with a Britney Augmented Reality filter trying to keep the illusion that Britney is alive alive…

People like to assume she’s just a nut because being called a nut or being a mental health episode allows for us to be programmed to think “Oh she’s just crazy”…..so that we don’t question the different face she has or the fact that she’s a top tier pop star who spent 30 years doing song and dance only to end up doing dances more awkward than a fat mom on tiktok trying to go viral for awkward dancing…

Anyway, here’s that dance, since it’s a pants off party and we like those…

And here are some old TITY pics circulating for old times…because we like those too:

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For those of you who don’t know, I am a firm believer that Britney Spears is dead, or in an institution and not actually running her own instagram feed. I think the content is old and what I would do if I was an abductor and wanted the general public to think a bitch is alright, when she’s actually locked in a garden shed raising my baby like she was Brie Larson in her academy award winning performance “Room”.

Then there’s the whole everything is fake, AR filters, high tech, AI that you don’t even know if you’re jerking off to a real person, or computer generated people, where you don’t know if you’re listing to real music, or computer generated music, it’s all very terrifying.

Then there’s the whole replacement theory, not the one where you’re being replaced by immigrants, but the one where they swap a person out with a new person and your brain just accepts that person as the old person because they can’t find the reference point to doubt that it’s the same person.

Anyway, she posted a bikini video, not dancing in knives, on a sailboat in Maui where she claims she was yesterday, and I find that story pretty doubtful, I’ll still look at her big mom ass…whether she’s genuinely free, or in captivity, or dead or not.

Her caption is a fucking novel, like her actual novel, that I assume is on the best sellers list by now.

I did research about bullying and kids being mistreated at school … it’s pretty interesting what I came across !!! l’ve probably studied human emotion more than anyone on the planet and have been a person that was studied and analyzed like a science lab against my will so I find this pretty exceptional viewing the data !!! We all have our inner subconscious thoughts and some are better suited to hide those emotions or weakness !!!! Most of them live in Los Angeles they are called actors and actresses … and unfortunately I’ve never been that great at acting but you can guarantee I can spot one a mile away !!! They put shivers up my spine almost similar to what a person would feel if they saw a real criminal !!! I wear my heart on my sleeve and I’ve had to learn the hard way … but I do know what it’s like to feel tormented … bullied … and completely humiliated. I speak about this because the main thing I found interesting in this is that when it comes to emotion, there really is no explaining it !!! It’s honestly beautiful but abuse on top of it … that’s where it gets a little more serious !!! Is it a big deal ??? 100 percent it’s a big deal !!! The thing I found so disturbing is out of all the bullying that I’ve researched, most of the victims were the ones who harmed themselves !!! l actually found that really interesting because you would think the person who caused the emotional turmoil would be the one of guilt and would want to take on that act !!! Even when some victims actually did take their own lives, the person who caused it got away with it never even shows a sign of remorse at all !!! I believe those people are actors and live in Los Angeles !!! I will just say it … I have a pretty home in Los Angeles … but the people scare me there and always have !!! Maybe I should take an acting class and not be so serious with my real emotions !!! Maybe I’m wrong but I’d rather be wrong than give my lips and smile to someone who isn’t even qualified to go two feet near me !!! PS yesterday with the sailors

Here are some older pics she posted with some bullshit caption…but at least acknowledges they are older pics of her….

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This may be the boomer in me talking, but the highlight of celebrity pop culture in an era where there are no actual celebs, just manufactured bullshit like Taylor Swift and other old-timers who still mooch, is the Britney Spears conspiracy.

She posted a picture of her fat tits in a tied up t-shirt while rocking a covidiot mask under her chin, in what she claims was her trip to Maui last year when no one was wearing covidiot masks because they realized they were a bullshit like that just made you sick…

She also posted a picture that says with all of the knowledge that we have or that we have access to has made us dumb….which to me is just a reminder that she’s telling us we’re idiots in plain sight because she is duping us and by she I mean the team of people who act as Britney on her corporation’s behalf because they killed her off during the conservatorship, there is too much money available and she’s a liability when they don’t control the brand bro….I mean that or she’s institutionalized.

I could be wrong, I’m usually wrong, but a dead or institutionalized Britney makes more sense to me that the content stream she posts to her social media, that every content piece seems to be shot 5-10 years ago….or with a BODY double…

So keep the Britney Conspiracy alive, let them keep pushing her crazy as we wait for them to announce her “untimely death”….Whitney Houston…

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They claim that Britney wrote a book, but Britney is clearly not well, dead, or institutionalized….so I don’t really think she wrote a book.

Apparently, the people behind the book are actually her management and an LLC that her father is the director of, so seems like she’s not quite out of that conservatorship….and not the person who wrote the book.

None of that is all that shocking to anyone who has seen her content updated the last few years because it looks like it was shot 5 years ago under duress like a Liveleak hostage video….and it is not even clear if it is really Britney Spears or an AI filter that makes whoever is playing Britney Spears look enough like Britney Spears that the eager fan boy public believe it’s actually her, because they want to believe it’s her.

Now, she’s not out there promoting her book on her feed, she doesn’t read the audio version of her book, but some black chick does, which is precisely who you’d like ready Britney’s book….

She is naked though, not quite naked enough, but naked enough to make her look like a crackhead throwing her feces at you on the subway, which will make her death seem believable when they implement that marketing hook to increase Britney Spears Brand earnings…..

It’s all pretty weird, but I like disasters, even manufactured ones, at least when naked….even when not naked enough, but check out her photographer’s shadow….not sure he’s human…maybe the aliens who have abducted her, or the middle earth reptiles that run the world…definitely creepy but check out that mom ass…..

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