Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

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Eva Longoria is showing her nipple, even though I’d rather see her Mexican turned White….Self Hating Cunt…that she let massive 7 foot tall basketball players from france inside…just to see if it is still in one piece…but then I’m reminded that like all Mexican girls…no matter how much she hates being Mexican or how many Mexicans she hires to boss around to feel white…she’s built to have a dozen kids and fuck Donkeys on stage….so maybe…just maybe her nipple is enough for this bad of a hangover…not that gross vagina ever makes me throw up…even if it probably should…

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I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.

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I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

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I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

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This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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Eva Longoria brought out some uneven cleavage to some event and I couldn’t help but notice because I love uneven tits, if anything it’s something I look for in a girl, and I’m not talking the subtle one tit is bigger than the other, like one ball hangs lower than the other, I’m talking cup differences that are so dramatic, it’s like fucking an A-Cup from one side, and a C-Cup from the other side, you know like when you see those half man/half woman costumes in old circus footage….something new depending on what angle you hit it….it keeps shit fresh, interesting, different and it’s hard to get bored, cuz you get options…and more importantly, you will always look in amazement of how the fuck something like this happens as there is perfection in imperfection…..or not..either way these pics are funny…she’s like a tacky hispanic bitch at the hispanic awards…who thinks it’s her tacky prom she’s the tacky prom queen at…in a over the top tacky dress….

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I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

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