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Archive for the Marisa Miller Category

2010

11

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller

2010

05

May

Marisa Miller and Her Husband Bore Me of the Day

I love when I come across people who make commentary about girls they jerk off to from movies, lingerie catalogs, bikini spreads in magazines being married or in a relationship. They see pictures of them living their everyday life and they get legitimately disappointed, like their fantasy is totally fucking ruined that the model is some pure virgin put on the earth to satsify their needs, despite not actually knowing the woman on a personal level, even when the bitch is Marisa Miller who looks like she’s taken more loads to her face to pay her rent than any other model, like she’s seriously haggard and washed up and she’s pretty much only been picked up by the majors recently and late in her career, when the only thing you should be mad about is the fact that she has the nerve to walk around in everyday clothes, like she’s not a fucking bikini model, who makes her money being half naked, and who needs or should have enough respect for her fanbase to give them what they fucking want, whether on duty or not, she’s got a commitment and we’ve all helped her make it very fucking rich and she shouldn’t be so smug about it. Cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Marisa Miller

2010

14

Apr

Marisa Miller Fills a Kiddie Pool of the Day

This is a lot hotter than when the ghetto fat french white trash lady from the apartment complex fills up her kiddie pool in the back alley for all the neighborhood kids to play, piss, shit and splash their dirty poor selves in….it is a lot hotter than when the fat 50 year old homeless looking dude down the street sets up his kiddie pool mid summer on the front yard of his apartment complex for him to soak in like he was on a fucking resort when really he’s on the side of a fucking busy street…

The only problem with seeing Marisa Miller and her amazing body with her kiddie pool is that the concept is so unrealistic, I know this high maintenance bitch doesn’t do kiddie pools, she does infinity pool, and that she’s probably got a staff of Mexicans to fill, empty and clean the shit, so this picture is just fuckin’ fantasy to those of use who actually have to deal with kiddie pools, like mocking us saying “you’ll never see anything like this in your life, you piece of fucking trash, I am better than you” and it would make me really mad, if I wasn’t so busy trying to photoshop her panties off.

Posted in:Bikini Bottoms|Kiddie Pool|Marisa Miller|Wet

2010

02

Mar

Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller is a model with a great body, she was in Vegas Magazine and she looked alright for a model with a great body. I would have preferred to see her spread eagled on a bed fisting her pussy like the whore that she is, but won’t admit that she is, because she’s masked that bullshit with an actual profession and has an ego that limits her vaginal fisting to the privacy of her own home.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Vegas

2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in Celebrity Flag Football Game of the Day


Celebrities or “Hardly-Celebrities” always try to get into the action. If some big event is going down, they have to do some stunt to annoy the public with, thinking that we care, when really it makes them look like they are latching onto something bigger than them, for a little attention….so obviously when the superbowl came along – they had no choice but to do a flag superbowl for the stars, and by stars I mean Olivia Munn and Marisa Miller who are hardly stars to begin with, they shoulda thrown in that guy from the viagra commercial and one of the Extras on Golden Palace to make shit really legit and all I know is that if I was playing I’d be tackling Marisa Miller too, and after the game, I’d try to make Oliva Munn choke on my cock…but that’s just cuz she’s a whore….

Olivia Munn

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Celebrity|Flag Football|Marisa Miller

2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller Dressed Like an Angry 15 Year Old of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing grown women dress like teenage girls. Sure most of my sexual fantasies involve a barely 18 year old and her cotton panties, but whenever I try to get my wife to play that shit out, it always turns into a disaster, mainly because I know it takes years of hard eating to get as fat as she is, and my whole excitement level goes out the window with harsh reality…

I don’t know why Marisa Miller isn’t wearing her bikini, or her lingerie and I don’t know why she looks like she’s going to the mall to flirt with boys and listen to CDs at the music store but I do know it isn’t as hot as it could be….but you’ll probably like it cuz she’s a girl and girls have vaginas and vagina is something you never get to lick, touch or fuck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Marisa Miller

2009

19

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Not in Lingerie of the Day

This may seem obvious to you, but obvious it isn’t obvious to the people at Victoria’s Secret, but if you have a team of lingerie models who work for you on a full time basis and who are the core of your marketing of your brand, you have a responsibility to the people who jerk off to these women and in turn to your brand, who make all your execs rich and allow you to afford the expensive photoshoots and to afford the scouts traveling the world kidnapping hot pussy and greasing government officials to bring to America to exploit for their hot tits, and that responsibility is to always keep the bitches in their fucking panties or bikinis, not in jeans and pink t-shirts.

We dont give a fuck about seeing these whores in everyday clothes, we have enough women in our lives who we are forced to see in everyday clothes cuz we can’t afford to bribe them into getting half-naked like Victoria’s Secret has done for us and this is pretty rude on their part, you know the whole giving us a taste and not following thru making this the biggest cockteasing company out there…assholes…

Here are some extra pics of Marisa “the body” Miller’s face lookin’ old.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Clothed|Doutzen Kroes|Marisa Miller|Victoria's Secret

2009

04

Nov

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures from her Blog of the Day

I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot…

So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….

Here are some pics of her tits on set for America’s Next Top Model…

Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller

2009

03

Nov

Marisa Miller is a Vintage Pin-Up for Harley of the Day

All American Marisa Miller is the spokesmodel for Harley, because she uses her tits to make her money and here she is in some throwback pin-up girl themed shit for some Military Appreciation month that Harley is milking to get publicity, and I guess it’s always nice to see a bitch dressed up from an era long ago, but I always prefered going after the real deal, you know going thru grandma’s photo albums lookin’ for bikini pics, because getting off to women who have been dead for decades is far more naghty than getting off to girls dressed like they’ve been dead for decades.

I don’t really know why they still try to pretend that people in the military aren’t homosexuals, I mean only homosexuals would sign up to live in close quarters with other men, you know playing with guns, wrestling, working out together, showering together, with the only available pussy belonging to a bunch of dykes who are in the military for the same reason the gay dudes are….but I guess I could be wrong, I just doubt that I am….

I mean the whole overcompensating pretending your straight by going nuts over pin-up girls and the ladies in “the pictures” is behind us, save that shit for WWII and Korea, but whatever, let’s just go along with this and pretend it makes sense….because Marisa Miller has a banging body….

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Marisa Miller|Military|Pin-Up

2009

27

Oct

Marisa Miller and her 3 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

The Vicotria’s Secret fashion show is coming soon, so these motherfucker are stepping up their game pushing their bullshit, because people seem to think half naked girls are news worthy or at least worth talking about, when really the whole thing bores me. Sure I like bitches who get naked as much as the next dude, I’m a fucking pervert, why wouldn’t I, but I don’t like the whole business around it.

So not only are Victoria’s Secret exploiting immigrant women but also all working these American should-be strippers like Marisa Miller and here they are dressing her and her fake tits up in her 3,000,000 dollar bra like she was Heidi Klum, but I guess she is really just proving that you can dress a hot bodied pig up like woman, but shit doesn’t make it okay to bring the pig to meet your family…

I know calling Marisa Miller a pig is a little insane, I just think the whole thing is a waste of all of our energy…who fucking cares about a bra company, what are you guys a bunch of fucking cross-dressin’ homos???

Posted in:Bra|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

20

Oct

Marisa Miller’s Hot Bikini Change of the Day

They say this is Marisa Miller getting changed into a bikini during some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, but it doesn’t really look like her, and since pics of any girl, especially a model, getting changed in public is what my voyeur dreams are made of, it doesn’t really matter whether they are of her or not, what does matter is that I get to take part in this joyous, hot and amazing moment from the comfort of my own couch without the awkwardness of having to casually pretend I’m not staring when I get caught for staring, I’m sure you know what I mean cuz you are a dude and it takes a very rare breed of man to stare at a girls tits drooling, we call that breed rapists because even the most perverted of us try to hide the fact that tits are all we care about….just like last week I was peeping on some college girl in her panties running around her apartment and she busted me and even though I was fully busted, I still had to pretend I was playing with my dog or picking up his shit on her lawn and had no idea she was there…..it is just encoded in our DNA or some shit…..

Here are the amazing pics….that turned out to be of Candice Swanepoel….but the ass shots could be Marisa Miller and really who cares…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Change|Marisa Miller

2009

19

Oct

Katherine Heigl Plays With Marisa Miller’s Ass of the Day

It looks like a fat Katherine Heigl has a new job that involves fixing Marisa Miller’s bikini for her photoshoots, unless that’s not a picture of Katherine Heigl at all, and is really just someone with the same diet as her, which I guess would make sense, because Heigl is the kind of bitch who wouldn’t get naked next to Marisa Miller’s insane body, for fear that she would make her look fat, without realizing that everything makes her look fat, because she is fat, and this is just some photo assistant, who doesn’t give a fuck about lookin’ as hot as Marisa Miller, but is just happy getting flown to beaches and getting paid for cunts like Marisa Miller to grace the pages of a magazine, proving that in her own way, she’s pretty much at the top of her game too and here are those pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katherine Heigl|Marisa Miller

2009

13

Oct

Marisa Miller Photoshopped Tits for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Marisa Miller got in a bikini and heavily photoshopped for a recent Victoria’s Secret catalog. I am not trying to say that she’s not hot, or not worth fucking, or that she’s some kind of hag, but she is pushing 40 and does have a lot of sun damage and despite having an amazing fit body and me never letting a bitch’s sun damage, rough skin, stop me, seriously, I’ve cum on Aids lesions before, proving that I’m not that picky, but she just doesn’t do it for me, and I guess it’s because I know her tits are fake and I hate fake tit false marketing bullshit enough to discount a perfectly perfect girl because of them.

But here are the pictures.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Photoshop|Tits

2009

15

Sep

Marisa Miller and Her Cleavage at Fashion Week of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother with these because lets face it, she’s a bikini model and showing off her body is what she does, making a cleavage dress almost pointless because all I have to do is google image her ass and she actual fuckin’ tit, but then I remembered that fans of female celebrities who don’t get laid get pretty serious about this shit, maybe even a little obsessive and like to scrapbook every picture that comes out of her, because in their mind she’s their wife in training who they will need to know all about and be prepared for when their destiny finally falls into place, despite the cold, sad truth that they are just virgin losers who will end up alone, because saving themselves for Marisa Miller in ther delusion that she’s all they can ever settle with or see themselves with, when the reality is that they should take anything that comes their virgin loser way, because otherwise, they will die alone….I never understood why virgin losers have superiority complexes and why they don’t realizes just how pathetic they are…but I do know that I am posting these pics for them….

And here’s the less interesting wardrobe change….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Fashion Week|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

08

Sep

Marisa Miller in Some Lingerie Pictures of the Day

I think Marisa Miller’s face is a little too old to be getting paid millions to dress up in lingerie and pose, but I guess guys out there appreciate an older woman with a ripped athletic body and I guess her implants are less that 20 years old, so we can find happiness in that, even though I fuckin’ hate implants. I also hate bras that contour bodies so much that bitches don’t get hard nipples anymore, because it’s nearly impossible to show off thru a shirt with all those straps and padding, it’s like the bra has become some kind of military armor that fucks up my fantasies when staring at girls I don’t know in the street who would otherwise have hard nipples, so that’s why companies like Victoria’s Secret need to go bankrupt and bring back a time when bitches didn’t need bras or fake tit lookin’ cleavage…give me a pointy, sloppy tit anyday ove that phony garbage….

Posted in:Lingerie|Marisa Miller