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2009

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Got Shitty Friends of the Day

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I get it, Rihanna’s got such an exclusive life that people just don’t get it. Normal people just don’t know what it is like being a puppet to record execs who tell you what to sing, when to sing, how to sing, then shove your music thru filters and computers to make you sound worth listening to, fitting you into the equation that makes them a lot richer than you are, and that’s why you’re just the puppet. In your defense, you are making enough money to be considered rich, you have a nicer house than the one you grew up in, even though you thought your one room shanty you were molested by your father in was the best out there until you came to America, and enough money to rent luxury cars your boyfriend beat your ass in, giving you this ego that you are superior, so you hang with some other one-hit-wonder cunt with shitty music cuz you’re best superficial friends in a world where you can’t have friends, but you’re not doing the only thing that would make this pics interesting and that’s fisting each other’s large pussies….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Rihanna|Shitty Friends

2009

02

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

01

Oct

Rihanna in Some See Thru Dress of the Day

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There are rumors that Rihanna is fucking Justin Timberlake, which makes sense, because he was dating Jessica Biel and Rihanna fits that profile, you know, by lookin’ as close to a dude as possible without having a dick, because that would make Timberlake a fag, and despite his dance moves, fag is not something he wants people to think he is, so he’s strategic in the people he fucks.

Rihanna slowly gets thicker and thicker and her hair gets more and more dyke or as Justin Timberlake likes to see it, more like a gay fag artist after a weekend of meth and all night anal sex parties, and she’s wearing some strategic see-thru dress that doesn’t show off her ass or cunt the way I would want it to, but gives the illusion that it does, and I guess that’s good enough, but all I see is a great tragedy. There was a time, just a few months ago, when I thought she had it goin’ on. I guess that was before TImberlake started slipping testosterone in her coffee.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rihanna|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Shirt May Be See Thru, I Just Don’t Have Good Enough Eyes of the Day

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I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.

Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Nipple|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

17

Sep

Rihanna and Her Nipple Ring of the Day

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Yes, I’ve seen the Rihana nipple ring in a see thru shirt pictures, you can’t stop emailing me…who am I kidding….no one ever emails me.

I don’t find these exciting because I already knew she had a nipple ring, I’ve already seen her naked and because I’m seriously over Rihanna, she bores me, my Barbados connection told me enough shit about her to make her seem like a trash can bullshit person, like everyone in entertainment, but most importantly, my dog barks at her on TV and he only barks at dogs, proving that either my dog’s racist and thinks black people are animals, or he just thinks RIhanna is one and that’s a huge reason why I hate her, because I realized life is a lot funnier when you let your dog make decisions for you.

Pics via GO

Posted in:Nipple Ring|Rihanna

2009

15

Sep

Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

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Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all. I am over Rihanna, but I can tell she’s not over me, just look at the way she’s flirting with me in these pictures, you know acting all hard to get cuz I know she knows I’m lookin’ at her in them…it’s all part of our bond….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Push Up Bra|Rihanna

2009

10

Sep

Rihanna and her Lesbian Haircut Bullshit of the Day

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There is no way Rihanna got beat up by any fuckin’ man, especially not a pansy ass dancin’ celebrity who probably gets manicures and worries about whether his ass looks good in his tailored, made to fit, gangster jeans his high paid stylist picked up for him driving thru the ghetto and watching what hip hip heads really dress like. Chris Brown and his mother who saw her uterus as a meal ticket has been working towards being famous since he was a kid and there’s no time to get “hard” or “tough” or any of the shit that makes you man enough to treat your bitch like a fuckin’ bitch.

Based on her haircut and hard stare and her gutter upbringing in her garbage man dad’s shanty, I think it’s safe to say, she’s the one who doesn’t fuck around, and if motherfucker crosses the line, her lesbian 18 inch dildo get’s pulled the fuck out and put the fuck in his ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about.

Here she is boring me in some shitty outfit while reminding me that girls who look like her are the kind militant dyke who crazy glue your dick to your stomach, or chop shit up as their mission is to bring one man down at a time.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:One Piece|Rihanna

2009

01

Sep

Rihanna is Almost Topless in Vogue of the Day

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Where I come from, this is not considered topless, this is considered fucking annoying. As far as I’m concerned if there is no nipple exposed, there is no tit exposed and I’d let my 15 year old daughter go to school like this, because really there’s nothing erotic about it and if you think there is, you have some twisted perception of erotica motherfucker, not to mention you’re a fucking pervert because bitch is only 15.

The good news is that I don’t have a 15 year old daughter and I guess Vogue tried to bring it so we should give them some “props”, even though I’m over Rihanna, I think she’s got a stupid fucking face and is full of shit and even my dog barked at her when she was on TV at my neighbor’s house and he only barks at animals, so maybe I’ve been delusional all these years, you know, tricked by the fucking media…..they are everywhere….telling us what to think….we can’t escape….

Here are those pics of her as a robot, which I hope are more interesting than my useless babble…

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

27

Aug

Rihanna Showing off Her Stomach of the Day

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I don’t understand why hipsters are dressing like poverty trash from the 90s. It is starting to piss me off everytime I see a motherfucker with a mullet, stupid glasses, a loud throwback t-shirt of some garbage sports team, a pair of tight cut off acid wash jean shorts, a fanny pack and fuckin’ velcro shoes with stupid socks pulled up, like they were the retarded kid down the street who huffed gas for a good time cuz he couldn’t afford fuckin’ booze, so Rihanna in this vest just doesn’t make sense to me. Not that I’m a fashionable dude, but because she looks like a fuckin’ idiot and as the days progress and the fact my dog barked at her on TV like she was a dog, I’m starting to hate her more and more and I’d thought I’d let you all know that praise I was giving her was just misguided jungle fever.

Posted in:Rihanna|Stomach

2009

26

Aug

Rihanna May Be a Dog of the Day

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I have a constant debate with people as to whether Rihanna is hot or not. I love black girls and I have never been with a black girl and the people I hang around with know that, so whenever I go off on how good this bitch is, they laugh and think I am just so into this black girl fetish that I don’t know the difference between a good and bad one, pretty much the same way black dudes still whistle at my wife when no one in their right mind would ever even think of doing that, in fact, I think I saw kids throwing up the last time she accidentally got her skirt jacked in between her ass cheeks.

That said, I was at a friends house having some cocktails like a bunch of queers and Rihanna came on TV in some cosmetic commercial and my dog went fucking nuts, barking, growling and all that shit….now you don’t know my dog so that doesn’t mean much to you, but I do and the only time that fucker barks is when he sees other animals on TV.

So I guess he’s determined for me that Rihanna just doesn’t have it going on and I was blinded by my own kind of fever, a fever that these pictures help, but we’ve decided I’m just desperate….

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna