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2009

17

Nov

Sienna Miller May Have Got Work of the Day

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I came across these pictures of Sienna Miller carrying papers and I’m not sure if they are her HIV Positive results, you know since she’s a dirty homewrecking whore who fucks the world whether married or not, because she only cares about herself, thanks to the asshole who made her a celebrity and gave her her first job, or maybe this is a sign of her getting actually work after her much needed time off to reflect on the kind of piece of garbage cunt she’s become with her “celebrity” and what she’s doing doesn’t matter because she looks fucking awful lately, makin’ me think her time has come and gone. Good times..

But I think she’s just better off picking up dog shit….and I’m not just saying that because that’s what her vagina smells like….

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Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tight Jeans

2009

11

Nov

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

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Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste…

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Posted in:Sad|Sienna Miller

2009

29

Oct

Sienna Miller is Emotionally Unstable of the Day

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The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.

So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….

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Posted in:Emotional|Sienna Miller|Unstable

2009

14

Oct

Sienna Miller is Still Alive of the Day

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Remember when Sienna Miller was all over the fucking place, topless in every movie, the hottest homewrecker in Hollywood….neither do I, but in my defense I have a pretty bad memory, I don’t even remember actual hot girls I’ve met drunk over the years when I bump into them, but usually that’s because I met them drunk, they aren’t as hot as I remember them being, and usually 10 years older, fatter and moms. I just know that there was at least one point in my life where I thought it’d be nice to replace my wife with Sienna Millerr, but then realized that Sienna Miller probably has Aids, and figure that’d be better off getting it from a streetwhore, because they’re less maintenance, less needy and faster to die because of their shitty immune systems…
So, she’s not dead, she did Letterman, and based on Letterman and her past she probably DID Letterman, and I guess who really cares, these pictures suck, kinda like her income the last 3 years…..

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Posted in:Alive|Sienna Miller

2009

15

Sep

Some Sienna Miller Leaving American Apparel of the Day

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I don’t now why I am putting these pictures of Sienna Miller up. They are boring. She’s not topless and she’s not showing her hipster, cokehead bush. She’s not what she used to be, maybe this is a premature RIP motherfucker for for sex appeal.

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Posted in:American Apparel|Sienna Miller

2009

20

Aug

Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Public Tits of the Day

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The good thing about Sienna Miller is that she’s not one of those exclusive uptight girls you meet in the bar who claims she has a boyfriend before finding out you are rich, she’s more the kind of girl who has this modern day hippie attitude, who doesn’t mind sharing the wealth, where she gets naked pretty much every chance she gets giving all of us a glimpse into what we are missing, while bedding pretty much every man she crosses paths with in some kind of self-discovery bullshit that makes her pussy some kind of public park or adult jungle gym you’d find in the park and the only thing shitty about all that is the herpes, and I guess the fact that none of us will ever get a piece, because despite the diseases, she’s still easy on the eyes….

Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tits

2009

17

Aug

Sienna Miller Grabbin’ and Spreading Her Ass of the Day

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I realize I posted pictures of Sienna Miller wearing the same bikini the other day and despite the likely possiblity that she doesn’t shower or change her underwear because she looks like that kind of rich cokewhore, I am pretty sure these pictures were taken the same fuckin’ day and I am only really posting them because I liked the picture of her spreading her ass cheek like a slut beggin to get fucked…I guess the other reason I am posting these pics is because I used to be a fan of her work, mainly because her work consisted of getting topless in every movie she was in at a time when i was into small tits and hipster fashionista bush, but those times are long gone, give me big titties and a bald pussy anyday cuz I’ve moved on and so has about 15 men she’s dated since then, because she has the ability to wreck homes with her pussy in the first few months of dating, but has no staying power, a lot like her career….here are some pics of her in a bikini…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

14

Aug

Sienna Miller in her White Bikini of the Day

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Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her and I can only assume the salt water is burning her broken down cooch like she was Naomi Campbell or some shit…..

What I am saying is that she’s a whore.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

25

Jun

Sienna Miller in a White Bikini of the Day

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Sienna Miller is some home wrecking washed up party slut who managed to get a couple of movies and here she is in a white bikini trying to trick us all into thinking that she’s pure, but I’m pretty sure if you found those bottoms on your bedroom floor after fuckin her, you’d find a green stain that would make you regret what you did the night before. I don’t really know waht I am talking about, but I assume Sienna Miller’s fucked enough dudes that her pussy oozes space shit and that’s all I have to say about that cuz I have better things to do than this, like finger bang the girl sitting next to me at McDonald’s. Sure she’s 80, but that just means she will probably invite me over for some backed goods.
Fuck yourself.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|White

2009

07

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Showin’ Off Her Dirty Bare Feet of the Day

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I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

Posted in:Bare Feet|Sienna Miller