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2008

28

Mar

Sienna Miller See Through Dress of the Day

I like Sienna Miller and I am not sure why. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s stuck in some kind of time warp and doesn’t realize that she’s not a hippie trying to protest the war while running through a wildflower field in her expensive designer hippie clothes and unwashed hair while liberally using her nipple for change, or maybe it’s because I know she’s some kind of party girl who probably takes it up the ass because she’s not anal in the bad way. Either way, I am hungover and this shit is peaceful to me, but then again, any girl in a see-through dress is therapy for the life I’m livin.

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2008

13

Mar

Sienna Miller’s Ass Crack in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t feel like posting today, I don’t know why. Maybe because I was tired and sick or maybe it is because writing about the same useless people day after day leads any normal person into a depression, but I realized that I have nothing better to do and that I was depressed before starting this site, so here are some pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini.

She’s the kind of celebrity I like, I don’t know why because her body isn’t really all that, sure she’s skinny, but her ass lacks personality and her tits are just standard at least she’s not fat and there’s something about that way she carries herself that makes me just want to fuck the shit out of her. That’s really not saying much because I was just at the bank applying for a credit card and this old lady in the senior citizen line tripped and fell and I totally saw up her old lady skirt and saw her old lady support underwear and my first reaction was to bone her while she was down….unfortunately, one of the bank employees decided to be a fuckin’ hero and helped her up, ruining the fun for the rest of us and by rest of us I mean me.

The good news is that I didn’t get the credit card because I have really bad credit, but at least I spent the last 3 hours there to find that out, I couldn’t have used the time for anything better. No seriously, it gave me something to do and here’s Sienna Miller’s Ass.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.


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2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.


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2007

21

Aug

I am – Sienna Miller Topless Beach of the Day

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I just got back from having lunch with a group of highschool girls because that’s what I do for fun. They were telling me all about their sexual adventures and I was blaming the growth hormones in the milk for their naughtiness.

Either way, I got home and feel like I am dying, but came across these Sienna Miller topless beach pictures and figured I’d post them because you’re more into pictures of topless girls you’ve seen topless at least 20 times more than you care about horny teens and their sexcapades….


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2007

19

Jul

I am – Sienna Miller’s Bus Ride of the Day

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Turning tricks for Jesus’ 4 readers is tougher than turning tricks on the street. You’re like a 15 dollar blowjob that refuses to come for like an hour and bitches about method. But sometimes you throw in an extra 5 bucks, so I am gonna try my best to suck you off by being extra crude and offensive, and probably fail.

Yesterday i splurged and took the bus home because it had been raining. I like to play a game where i pick some cunt to be the suicide bomber who is gonna take away our misery. Yesterday it was a 58 year old woman with spectacles, bangs, and a kankles. You could tell her husband is terrified of what her pussy. The explosives were packed beneath the pancake tits hiding under her grandma sweater (it’s fucking summer).

Now, I don’t support terrorism, unless the only way to get Sienna Miller to off herself is to have her become a suicide bomber, then I am all for it. Her movies tank, the fat nanny was a better fuck, and she seems like an real bitch. She should at least wear something nip-slippable to distract from her squinty eyes and truckstop hair, instead of this upity awareness shirt at some annoying the screening of new Hindi film “Partner” in Mumbai.

I am hoping she makes her mark on public transportation soon. As long as i get to chose who is on the bus, it’s fine. I would definitely put Paris on that bus, along with that guy i recently fucked at the W hotel in the bed that was still wet from his buddy jizzing all over some other slut. I was too drunk to give a shit then, but i feel nasty now, so for that he has to die, so he can be the driver. Who would you put on Sienna Miller’s “Big Ride to Hell”? (if you say me i will cut you.)

Obediently yours,

Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

19

Jul

I am – Sienna Miller's Bus Ride of the Day

Sienna Miller

Turning tricks for Jesus’ 4 readers is tougher than turning tricks on the street. You’re like a 15 dollar blowjob that refuses to come for like an hour and bitches about method. But sometimes you throw in an extra 5 bucks, so I am gonna try my best to suck you off by being extra crude and offensive, and probably fail.

Yesterday i splurged and took the bus home because it had been raining. I like to play a game where i pick some cunt to be the suicide bomber who is gonna take away our misery. Yesterday it was a 58 year old woman with spectacles, bangs, and a kankles. You could tell her husband is terrified of what her pussy. The explosives were packed beneath the pancake tits hiding under her grandma sweater (it’s fucking summer).

Now, I don’t support terrorism, unless the only way to get Sienna Miller to off herself is to have her become a suicide bomber, then I am all for it. Her movies tank, the fat nanny was a better fuck, and she seems like an real bitch. She should at least wear something nip-slippable to distract from her squinty eyes and truckstop hair, instead of this upity awareness shirt at some annoying the screening of new Hindi film “Partner” in Mumbai.

I am hoping she makes her mark on public transportation soon. As long as i get to chose who is on the bus, it’s fine. I would definitely put Paris on that bus, along with that guy i recently fucked at the W hotel in the bed that was still wet from his buddy jizzing all over some other slut. I was too drunk to give a shit then, but i feel nasty now, so for that he has to die, so he can be the driver. Who would you put on Sienna Miller’s “Big Ride to Hell”? (if you say me i will cut you.)

Obediently yours,

Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

06

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley on the Set of their New Movie of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley proving that acting is such a fucking hard job and that these cocksuckers deserve to get paid millions of dollars a year for it, because frolicking in the ocean like a bunch of Autistic kids do in puddles every fucking rainy day means getting fucking paid for them, when it just makes me look like a weirdo when I do it.

If you’re in a position to change your career, I think that you should consider acting. It’s like everyday is what you would do on a vacation if you could afford to go on vacation and you get paid heavy for the shit. If you’re in action movies you get paid to pretty much experience all the most exciting things life has to offer, whether it be car chases or running from explosion or whatever. If you’re in a romantic comedy, you usually get to see a celebrity slut naked, if you’re in some drama you usually get to chain smoke and chain smoking is amazing, especially when you get paid lots of money for it and on your downtime you can spend your money, party and get addicted to cocaine and not have to worry about paying rent.

I think it’s safe to say that actors don’t need talent. I think it’s also safe to say that Sienna Miller showing off her throwback pantyhose that you’re already jerking off to and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

27

Apr

I am – Sienna Miller Modeling When She Was 17 of the Day

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I am a fan of Sienna Miller, she’s one of the celebrities I don’t really rip into because I think she’s hot , mainly because she’s a cokeslut party girl who doesn’t give a fuck with hot small tits and who isn’t fat. She reminds me of the girl with a big blonde bush who would fuck rockstars in the 70s and for some reason that appeals to me, because I like bush.

I came across these pictures of her from when she was 17 and since this is DrunkenStepfather, I had no choice but to post them. I jump on any underage shit I can find, but remember 14 is legal in Canada so I am not going to prison here….you are.

I was deciding whether to write some funny stories about puberty, or teenage pregnancy, or even some losing my virginity stories, but figured that since it’s 6 am and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, the shit I spew will be more dull than usual. I just couldn’t go to bed knowing I had these lined up to post I am OCD like that. Without this OCD, there’d be no site, so you should appreciate it while it lasts, because you never know when my OCD moves to something more productive in my life, like going back to drinking myself into the gutter instead of blogging myself into the gutter. I am pretty embarrassed that I just admitted I am a blogger, that shit’s like telling a girl you like it when she shoves things in your ass. Totally emasculating, I am going to go drink some beer and watch some porn to bring myself back to normal, I guess these Sienna Miller pics are kinda like porno, so while I am gone check them out. Cuddles.

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