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2012

25

Jun

Erin Wasson Naked and Amazing for Zink Magazine Summer 2012 of the Day

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Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch….

That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.

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2012

06

Jun

Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

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So I saw these pics of Erin Wasson circulating the internet the last couple of hours….they claimed they were from Glamour France July 2012….but I knew I saw these titties in this stance before….So I did some very intense investigative journalism…and found THE SAME PICS IN VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2010 …..Is the internet lying to me…or is the Fashion media running on a budet, recycling old photoshoots that are still relevant cuz people still dress this way, is the economic crash in Europe to blame for low budgets, who fucking knows and who fucking cares, cuz Erin Wasson is a hot, surfer, cool chick model…and I’ll look at tit pics of her from any year….I don’t need recent, I just need topless….

I do feel pretty clever for catching this though…you see cuz i don’t even remember posts I’ve done a day often times an hour after I post them. I must be connected at the soul with this bitch or something….

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2011

01

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

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Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

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2010

30

Dec

Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

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Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz she is just so laid back, and down to earth, and living off her stupid money so that she has a life of retired person and he doesn’t care cuz he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or annoying or not, everyday is fucking Christmas….literally….

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz he doesn’t care, he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or not, everyday is Christmas, no matter how disgusting she may be cuz she’s so laid back and cool…..

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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2010

28

Jul

Erin Wasson Nipple for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Erin Wasson is one of those laid back fashion models who surfs and drinks beer. She is the kind of cool chick who makes millions modeling and in her spare time lives like she’s on summer vacation…the kind of girl who really doesn’t exist in our worlds cuz we have nothing to offer. So we get stuck with naggy cunts who like to spend their time gossiping about bullshit, eating and making our lives fucking hell on earth….the kind of pussy who makes dudes go gay…

But I always liked the idea of a laid back bitch into good times and not being irriating that isn’t ugly or a dude is just fantasy that keeps us going in this high maintenance cunt world we live in….and maybe this bitch is just marketed as this cool pussy….but there’s hope that it is true, cuz with money and looks, I guess comes a security that doesn’t mean annoying us about whether they are pretty or not and can focus on sleeping in all day and getting topless in magazines….

She is from Texas, Vogue Italia did a feature on her, she decided to show did, and since I like model tit, I am posting the pics….

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2010

06

May

Models in Bikinis for H&M Swimwear of the Day

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H&M did a pretty boring campaign that involved very little creative direction. They just got 5 models on the beach in their swimwear collection and I feel pretty fucking ripped off. You see, H&M is a huge company and they could have stepped up the shit a little. I mean we’ve all seen models in bikinis on the fucking beach to set a mood and sell bikinis to the masses, but we’ve never seen a campaign that involves those models in their bikinis using my face as a bike seat. Assholes.

Here are some pics of Daria Werbowy, Erin Wasson, Sasha Pivovarova, Julia Stegner and Lara Stone for H&M in bikinis….

BONUS – Here’s Daria Werbowy nude for Dossier Journal’s Spring Edition….You can see model pussy…which is code of hairy pussy cuz pussy hair is apparently fashionable when you work in fashion.

2008

19

Sep

Erin Wasson and Her See Through, Panty Exposing Dress of the Day

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This molely Madonna-lookin whore is some model from Texas who has done work for Victoria’s Secret despite her small tits, and H+M despite the fact that her face is harder than the water in my apartment, I don’t actually know what hard water is, but there was a notice in the lobby of the building saying that we can’t drink the water cuz it’s hard and I was thinkin’ that I live in the ghetto that even the water’s fuckin’ hard, and here I just though it was the kids hustlin meth and not putting up with any shit from nobody who were hard, I probably should compared her face to a shopping cart full of scrap metal that my neighbor uses to pay her rent, but that’s too fuckin’ local, so I guess it doesn’t matter what she looks like, because her dress is good times, next time she should just do it without that whole underwear thing, but that’s just cuz I like seeing everyday pussy, even if it’s on skinny, busted up models.

Wow. This post was a fucking mess.