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2016

30

Mar

Halle Berry’s First Instagram is Back of the Day

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Halle Berry launched her instagram – even though instagram is on the verge of imploding as the kids move on to grow their social following on other platforms – platforms that let their fans see their content…

So brought to you by the team at Facebook, a BILLION DOLLAR BRAND build on the collective use of all you idiots, contributing to some asshole’s fortune, is the Halle Berry bareback “artistic” implied nude pic she had taken of her on vacation like every other bitch on social media…it’s all the fucking same…

What amazes me is how anyone really stuck to instagram like it was “cool” or great, when they knew it was owned by brainwashing HUMAN manipulators, who have DATA on how people operate online, what they are willing to do online, how they navigate online, what they buy online…allowing them to create product all you fuckers eat up like morons drinking the Koolaid at some cult compound in Guyana.

Seriously…every click and pageview you give facebook or instagram is working for fucking free for an oppressive regime that controls the information you see.

It’s pretty fucking dumb of you…but pretty fucking smart of them…they are are like your GODS…

I can’t imagine I’m the only one tired, exhausted, annoyed of all the content shoved down our throats…

Whether it’s a topless back of an old lady actress…or all the other bullshit…it’s a waste of my fucking time…and your time too…

Who fucking cares about anything that isn’t Halle Berry’s sex scene in Monster Ballz…

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2016

28

Mar

Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face.

I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know.

If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT.

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2015

19

Aug

Creepy Halle Berry Face in a Bra on TV of the Day

I saw these pics of Halle Berry in a bra for no real reason, other than to get noticed again, because why else would a girl where a sheer bra, and a sheer shirt, on national TV…it’s for the attention…becuase that’s what recently single, middle aged, horny bitches do…Just hit the ladies night at the hotel bar at 9 pm on a thursday…you’ll see so much mom tit…you’ll fucking have no choice but to fuck it in the stairwell..

I always liked Halle Berry for her tits, not for her acting abilities, because she’s just a white girl with a tan to me, raised by her white mom, in a white community, possibly bullied for being tanned, but still not black at all…until being asked to play black for a movie, in which case she blacks it up, in what is almost racist but instead of being “No no, it’s not racist, I have black friends…in fact some of my best friends are black”….she’s got “my dad I never met is black”…but it’s still fucking racist…but with Monster Ball sec scenes, and a body like this, even at this age…is solid…

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2014

24

Oct

Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

I don’t even know why I am posting this.

I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck…

She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right?

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2014

28

Aug

Halle Berry Crotch Shot of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this Halle Berry snatch picture was 10 years ago, pre children, without what looks like a gunt spilling over her upper thigh and most importantly without what looks like ancient weathered webbed fingers….it’s scary…

It’s not the kind of pie I want to eat, but it is the kind of pie that fellow montrealer ate, and now never has to work again in his life, so it’s the kind of pie you should eat.

I don’t care that she’s whiter than black, marketed as accessible black, none of that matters, when short shorts are involved…

In Conclusion, I will always look at vaginas through the crotch of a short, when given the opportunity, because I am an opportunist.

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2013

12

Apr

Halle Berry’s Pregnant in a Tight Dress Profile Shot of the Day

I would anal Halle Berry now that her Gunt is filled with fetus, not that I wouldn’t also try other romantic things, like reverse birthing, or giving her baby a “pound”, or even just masturbating to her, because despite billing full of fetus, all round and disgusting, her tits are rockin’, she’s still dressed like a slut, and she’s still Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in the game, even when pushing 40.

I’m into it….but unfortunately not UP IN IT…..


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2013

27

Mar

Halle Berry’s Bikini Titties of the Day

I know Halle Berry plays the black card as hard as she can, because it’s an easy strategy to get herself Oscars, you know how affirmative action works. But the simple fact is that the Hollywood Execs created her, because of affirmative action. She was accessible and had the same white upbringing as them, so that they understood each other.

Now sure, she could have been tried as a slave in the 1800s, because half of her genetics are black, but her mom might as well been raped backstage at a concert to make these tits happen, cuz Halle Berry grew up in white schools, likely met her dad a handful of times. So when yo see her act and talk all gully and out of the projects….she’s acting. Actors are all fucking lies.

What isn’t a lie is her rockin’ set of tits. Old, Mom, whatever, it is, them mixed raced genes are mixed some kind of properly….cuz she’s lookin’ damn good.


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2013

06

Feb

Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s….

I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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2012

17

Oct

Halle Berry for Instyle of the Day


I have no idea why I am posting this….Halle Berry in Instyle…who fucking cares….I am sure Halle Berry doesn’t even fucking care…or even know she’s in the shit…she’s too busy practicing being black so that when she gets another run at a black role, she’ll be believable…hiding that she’s related to Sarah Palin, and that she was raised in a white school, in a white neighborhood and only met her first black person when she was 20….a cover-up that I’d consider Academy Award worthy…if Hollywood wasn’t just a massive lie to begin with….on that note…here she is in Instyle….


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2012

17

Sep

Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome….


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2012

10

May

Halle Berry Gets Hood of the Day

I guess she’s trying to get in touch with her hood side she never had…cuz she’s white and suburban….

She’s probably got another role as a black woman….so she’s gotta go research the shit so people give her an Academy Award again and praise her for the plight of her people…like she’s some kind of spokesperson…even though we all know she’s just a white chick, black enough for the execs to hire and be comfortable with, to market as a black chick so they don’t get called racist when they go back to their roots and put an actual white person in blackface to avoid hiring a sister….

Either way….it is funny to watch.

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2011

30

Aug

Halle Berry Beach Pictures that Suck of the Day

Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.

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2011

18

Aug

Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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2011

15

Aug

Halle Berry Does the Beach of the DAy

I don’t know what this lesbian wrestling shit is all about…I just know a black girl who gets off to two chicks wrestling and watches youtube videos of the shit for masturbation….in what may be one of the weirder things for a girl to get off to…but I’m kinda starting to get it….cuz seeing Halle Berry getting thrown down is hot…..but that could just be because Halle Berry’s got an amazing fucking body and as much as I point and laugh at her attempt to exploit being half black even though she was raised whiter than white in order to win awards, I will always love staring at her tits…I mean seriously…this body is fucking incredible…especially when it is getting mounted and thrown the fuck down half naked..

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2011

09

Aug

Halle Berry Rockin’ a Baguette of the Day

I always call Halle Berry out for being the whitest black chick to be labeled the first black chick to win an Academy award…you know a poster child for black kids in ghetto’s everywhere to look up to and wish that one day they will be like her…making them chose a life of education over a life of crime…in some bullshit that I call marketing….cuz like I’ve said before and will say again…the only contact she’s had with a black person is being served by them at the grocery store, or fast food joing….

Either way, she’s so black she eats french bread. She’s so gangster she does her own groceries…I wonder if she got some luxurious cheeses to set up a fantastic spread you’d expect to find at a 5 star restaurant…cuz nohthing abouther is authentic…that’s why she’s an actor….but I do love seeing her fuck in the movies…she’s got great tits…and I need more of that from her…none of this grocery shopping bullshit…unless of course she does what this french whore I knew used to do with her 99 cent day old baguette…you know fucked its stale ass back to moist for her John’s to eat up in what was probably one of the weirder fetishes I’ve taken part in….in which case…this french bread, or what I call “the baker’s dildo” makes for good times..

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