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2013

12

Apr

Halle Berry’s Pregnant in a Tight Dress Profile Shot of the Day

I would anal Halle Berry now that her Gunt is filled with fetus, not that I wouldn’t also try other romantic things, like reverse birthing, or giving her baby a “pound”, or even just masturbating to her, because despite billing full of fetus, all round and disgusting, her tits are rockin’, she’s still dressed like a slut, and she’s still Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in the game, even when pushing 40.

I’m into it….but unfortunately not UP IN IT…..


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2013

27

Mar

Halle Berry’s Bikini Titties of the Day

I know Halle Berry plays the black card as hard as she can, because it’s an easy strategy to get herself Oscars, you know how affirmative action works. But the simple fact is that the Hollywood Execs created her, because of affirmative action. She was accessible and had the same white upbringing as them, so that they understood each other.

Now sure, she could have been tried as a slave in the 1800s, because half of her genetics are black, but her mom might as well been raped backstage at a concert to make these tits happen, cuz Halle Berry grew up in white schools, likely met her dad a handful of times. So when yo see her act and talk all gully and out of the projects….she’s acting. Actors are all fucking lies.

What isn’t a lie is her rockin’ set of tits. Old, Mom, whatever, it is, them mixed raced genes are mixed some kind of properly….cuz she’s lookin’ damn good.


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2013

06

Feb

Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s….

I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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2012

17

Oct

Halle Berry for Instyle of the Day


I have no idea why I am posting this….Halle Berry in Instyle…who fucking cares….I am sure Halle Berry doesn’t even fucking care…or even know she’s in the shit…she’s too busy practicing being black so that when she gets another run at a black role, she’ll be believable…hiding that she’s related to Sarah Palin, and that she was raised in a white school, in a white neighborhood and only met her first black person when she was 20….a cover-up that I’d consider Academy Award worthy…if Hollywood wasn’t just a massive lie to begin with….on that note…here she is in Instyle….


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2012

17

Sep

Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome….


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2012

10

May

Halle Berry Gets Hood of the Day

I guess she’s trying to get in touch with her hood side she never had…cuz she’s white and suburban….

She’s probably got another role as a black woman….so she’s gotta go research the shit so people give her an Academy Award again and praise her for the plight of her people…like she’s some kind of spokesperson…even though we all know she’s just a white chick, black enough for the execs to hire and be comfortable with, to market as a black chick so they don’t get called racist when they go back to their roots and put an actual white person in blackface to avoid hiring a sister….

Either way….it is funny to watch.

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2011

30

Aug

Halle Berry Beach Pictures that Suck of the Day

Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.

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2011

18

Aug

Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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2011

15

Aug

Halle Berry Does the Beach of the DAy

I don’t know what this lesbian wrestling shit is all about…I just know a black girl who gets off to two chicks wrestling and watches youtube videos of the shit for masturbation….in what may be one of the weirder things for a girl to get off to…but I’m kinda starting to get it….cuz seeing Halle Berry getting thrown down is hot…..but that could just be because Halle Berry’s got an amazing fucking body and as much as I point and laugh at her attempt to exploit being half black even though she was raised whiter than white in order to win awards, I will always love staring at her tits…I mean seriously…this body is fucking incredible…especially when it is getting mounted and thrown the fuck down half naked..

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2011

09

Aug

Halle Berry Rockin’ a Baguette of the Day

I always call Halle Berry out for being the whitest black chick to be labeled the first black chick to win an Academy award…you know a poster child for black kids in ghetto’s everywhere to look up to and wish that one day they will be like her…making them chose a life of education over a life of crime…in some bullshit that I call marketing….cuz like I’ve said before and will say again…the only contact she’s had with a black person is being served by them at the grocery store, or fast food joing….

Either way, she’s so black she eats french bread. She’s so gangster she does her own groceries…I wonder if she got some luxurious cheeses to set up a fantastic spread you’d expect to find at a 5 star restaurant…cuz nohthing abouther is authentic…that’s why she’s an actor….but I do love seeing her fuck in the movies…she’s got great tits…and I need more of that from her…none of this grocery shopping bullshit…unless of course she does what this french whore I knew used to do with her 99 cent day old baguette…you know fucked its stale ass back to moist for her John’s to eat up in what was probably one of the weirder fetishes I’ve taken part in….in which case…this french bread, or what I call “the baker’s dildo” makes for good times..

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2011

04

Aug

Halle Berry Bending Over of the Day

I was surprised to see these pictures of Halle Berry bending over…you know cuz she’s all fancy and probably has a staff of blck people to do that for her….you know so that she can watch how they act and channel that for her public appearances where she can pretend she’s not actually white as fuck and the closest she’s been to black was when she crossed the street when a black guy was walking towards her back in the 80s when she wasn’t famous and could actually walk the streets without security….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that she’s not showing any panty like the bitch I watched bending and struggling to lift some heavy luggage out of her car yesterday, who I probably would have offered a helping hand to, had this been another era, like the 40s or 50s, where women weren’t so scared of getting raped or having their shit touched by strangers…I mean if I wasn’t so into watching her hot ass struggling to lift and carry shit while showing off her panties….in a way that made her fear of getting raped jusitiable, you know with the poundin’ erection and all….

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2011

28

Jun

Halle Berry Doing Acrobatic Shit of the Day

I think these pics are of Halle Berry trying to prove her blackness, you know cuz like all white people, she probably thinks she’s gotta show the world how athletic she is to really get the message across that she’s not just some white girl who happened to have some black sperm in her mother’s uterus one night when her mom was at a concert and got too into the music and smoked too much hash or some shit…so she hit the monkey bars….seems kinda racist to me….

Next thing you know she’s gonna star a drumline, tap dancing or a fried chicken restaurant…We get it Halle Berry, there’s nothing black about you but the way the studios marketed you and shit won you an Academy award cuz it was time for an accessible black person to win, you can stop stuntin.

Luckily, I can see past her insecurities as a half breed and focus on what’s important, a mom in the park bending in ways she things is wholesome, but any pervert can skew to be dirty….and today, that pervert, is us….

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2011

23

Jun

Halle Berry Grocery Shopping Milf Porn of the Day

At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts….

A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing…

Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…

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2011

26

May

Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

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Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

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2011

29

Apr

Halle Berry Slutting Out of the Day

What a slut. I don’t even know who this Billy Dee Williams character is, but bitch is up on him like he’s some kind of movie producer, or maybe someone who paved the way for her to launch her career when no one wanted a white girl locked in a black girl’s body…we could speculate about this shit all day, but I’d rather just look at her tits…

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