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2024

09

Jan

Halle Berry Does her Best Whitney Houston Impression of the Day

Halle Berry is known in some parts as a culture vulture or a fraud. She feels like she has the license to do her version of blackface because her dad she never met was black. Raised in the white suburbs, she got cast for all the black roles, since they couldn’t do black face because that was racist, but using the whitest half black chick around meant it was ok, because people are confused in how racism works.

She’s basically like a white person doing a DNA test and seeing that 3 percent of their DNA is from Africa, and deciding that they are now black, only to offend every black person they come across, but carrying around the DNA results to prove to them that they aren’t mocking black people, but rather are a black person.

Meaning, when Halle channels an inner-city black person from the projects, she’s doing it in the same way some white all-american college water polo player would, but because of her skin tone and the sperm her mom took it’s ok.

Then there’s the Hollywood machine that ate her up and gave her all the hype black roles because they were racist and wanted to deal with a white chick that could pass for black….and the whole thing was marketed as inspiring to the black people of America and maybe it was…but I see it differently….

Well, she continues to do her black face content, this time doing her best Whitney Houston….a cultural icon who died in the tub….now get her another OSCAR…..or African penis statue she seems to like….because of her ethnic origins….or some shit…she’s inspiring.

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2024

04

Jan

Halle Berry’s Shitty Lingerie Photo of the Day

This is the important hard hitting news that we all need, especially when it comes to half naked celebrity dinosaurs like Halle Berry, who we don’t actually care about anymore because of the whole menopause thing but that they want us to care about so they post lingerie pics on the social media for clicks and views since they’re all on the same whore hustle. Why bother being clever when you can just show some skin for views, no matter how high profile you are.

Anyway, the story is going viral because on December 17th Halle Berry posted her in lingerie in some outdoor setting, like some kind of exhibitionist you’d find on reddit trying to get clout in her onlyfans hustle. You know, the kind of girls I am angry I never come across in public, because I know they are sneakily producing their porn out there.

As it turns out, there’s a pile of shit next to her foot, which I guess went unnoticed by most because they were zooming in on her tits, or they were assuming it was just a rock or some other gift of nature, but the nerds of the internet realized that it was shit.

I am not sure if it’s animal shit or human shit, maybe it’s even Halle Berry shit, but it’s shit and that makes her lingerie in public post a little more entertaining, creative, funny….

Now I know what some of you are thinking, that she uses feces to smear on her body to get her as brown as she can to exploit the fact that her father was black, allowing her to steal all the black jobs in racist Hollywood from full black people, because the producers are racist and liked that she was more white than she let on…so she just left her “make-up” in the frame as an Easter Egg….but I’m thinking it’s probably from a hiker or a dog who felt the spot was perfectly private enough for a dump or in Halle’s case a nude shoot cuz she’s a whore and potentially a dump because why else would her pants be off..

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2024

02

Jan

Halle Berry New Year Lingerie of the Day

Halle Berry is out of hand, because she’s stripped down for racy content on her social media, but unfortunately she’s not actually out of her hands, because her hands are still with her and they are rotting like the corpse that she is, so the out of hand Halle Berry is VERY much all hands and it’s offensive to those of us who fear old lady hands.

She brought out her old hands to try to scare the children this New Years Eve, not letting them jerk off to her in her lingerie like New Years eve past, you know because there was a time this fraud was a hot chick worthy of being jerked off to, it was a few decades ago, back when her hands weren’t giving away her age in the most terrifying way.

I guess another year, another year of the hands getting more corpse like…and soon it will be Halloween everyday.

You have to wonder about these celebs, posing in elevators in their lingerie for social media like whores, almost like they’re whores and always were whores, just smart enough to suck the right dick at the right table for money….

There’d be no harm in the granny doing granny shit like knitting on New Years, in bed by 9 pm because she can’t handle another year closer to death…but the ego won’t allow it, so she’s basically pulled her dick out for all of you to imagine sucking off….

Scary stuff out there but we can only hope the next time she produces content like this she will be fisting herself, because the hands this weathered probably mean the vagina is equally weathered and well, but the vagina would hide her hands from us when wrist deep, it’d be a whole other level of old lady wearing gloves like Paris Hilton to hide the hands!

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2023

18

Jul

Halle Berry Snake Charmer of the Day

As a top level celebrity from a different era of celebrity, it’s safe to assume that Halle Berry is part of the satanist crowd that are rumored to exist, where they have weird sex parties amongst themselves, where they drink blood and do horrible things, in order to be “all in it together”, like a club initiation, where once you cross over you become “Celebrity” and totally higher level human, at least that’s what their narcissism tells them…

So if you follow any of the conspiracies, you’ll know all the imagery, symbolism, tattoos, and bullshit these self involved puppets put out there to the point where it’s clearly gotta be an actual secret society because they are all pushing the same imagery and symbolism…

If you think logically, there’s nothing great about Halle Berry, except many her tits 20 years ago, so she must have been initiated..

The fact that she’s still around, looking like Oprah, doing the Black Face, because she’s WHITE with a tan, appropriating on actual black people because she was lucky enough to have a mom get cummed into by a black guy, so that the racists everyone complains about in Hollywood could comfortably cast her because she’s basically one of their own, and not actually black….but Hollywood black for people less involved to assume she’s black with her fake street accents….makes me think she’s compromised….

The snake, just adds some fuel to that conspiracy theory fire!

Good news though, she’s still got the tits…

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2023

04

May

Halle Berry Bikini Top Titties of the Day

Halle Berry posted what I assume is a 30 year old picture of herself, because black may not crack, but it sure cracks more than that.

It is the era of AI, Filters, Fillers, Stem Cells…..so it could be her trying to pass off a current picture of her…..or maybe this is an AI generated image of her, or an art piece from a creepy fan that doesn’t include her taking dick like the Hentai fantasy he has for her….he’s an artist, what do you expect…

Halle Berry may be a bit of a scam, she may be a race baiter with every black role she takes on, not because she’s not black ethnically, but because she was raised in a suburban white home, but she’s got rockin’ tits, so she can polarize and position herself anyway she wants, ideally in throwback never before seen pics of those tits and maybe a few in the doggy position looking back…because who gives a fuck about Halle Berry now..

Here she is now, looking like a dyke waiting outside the sperm bank for donors to take to the back alley for her own load to make babies with, even though she has no eggs left to fertilize because she’s old….

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2023

23

Mar

Halle Berry Nude Mirror Selfie of the Day

I like to think that Halle Berry is the old guard, or the old Hollywood, not the Glamour Hollywood of the 40s, where everyone was on drugs, being exploited in all kinds of fun ways, while presenting themselves as glitz and glam….but 90s, pre internet old Hollywood where she knew that getting ahead required uncomfortable positions like sucking off mangled Weinstein cock….not that Halle Berry sucked off Weinstein, but there were probably 1000 different level Weinstein types in the era and dicks were sucked to break out…..

So Halle Berry, an old school whore presented as a classy, exclusive, high profile because celebs were not the same species as normies….who was not like the desperate, thirsty, public internet public facing fame whores we’re forced to see daily….but who probably had a similar approach, just more behind the scenes…

Anyway, she’s managed to figure out how internet whoring works in her old age, with these slutty mirror selfies, all topless and hugging her tits, in a trying to get jerked off to kind of way….I’m into it…you know she’s a hero who let little white girls know that someone who looked like them could make it in Hollywood no matter how tanned they were….

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2022

15

Aug

Halle Berry Blue Haired Lesbian of the Day

I guess Halle Berry is doing the whole aging gracefully thing by busting her tits out in a tank top like an 18 year old who decided to invest her college fund into building up her social media platform and personal brand because she knows it will pay more.

If you look past the tits, not that you’d want to, not that you should, you’ll see an older neck, but an even older hair color because shit’s gone grey, as it does when women get older and it probably shouldn’t even be pointed out, it’s just the way she looks, but you know the media is running with it hard with “OMG FIERCE” or whatever the lame ass white girl instagram compliment is these days, even though Halle Berry is only half white, something she down plays when winning Oscars as a black woman, since she identifies as black, it’s all so confusing.

Anyway, I like grey hair on women who naturally have grey hair because I hate fake shit in a fake world of fakeness, including hair dyes and tits, so grey hair, even when it looks like a fucking cartoon characters hair, like in this case……is fine, if you bother looking away from the tits……which you shouldn’t.

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2022

28

Apr

Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

Halle Berry’s old cleavage is worth looking, at least according to Halle Berry, because this is the shit she’s putting out there.

You know, why bother pretending that at 60 years old you are too old, rich and sophisticated to reduce yourself to the tits that got a bitch an Oscar…..because you can use those tits until you’re 100 fucking years old since people love tits enough to celebrate them even after they’ve been dead and burried, cuz you know there’s a motherfucking grave robber so mad at the CREMATION trend because it gets in the way of digging up and titty fucking random corpses how NATURE intended.

The point is, tits will always get hit and when you’re old, at least focus on the tits, because the face and the rest of the shit is rotted out….expired…sour fucking milk…but when they’re Halle Berry, we rebrand that rot as heathly, FERMENTED CABBAGE for gut health, rather than rotten cabbage but with a pussy.

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2022

05

Jan

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

I have been into Halle Berry’s tits for as long as I’ve known Halle Berry, they’re great….and I remember when she was married to a local Quebec model and they bought some kind of country estate thinking…I should get some scuba gear and wait at their dock until I get to see those tits in person…unfortunately, I am lazy and that never happened, but also she probably never even came here, rich people don’t use all their houses, it’s for family and other stragglers you know to keep their CARBON FOOTPRINT at insane levels while telling you to stop using STRAWS…but to use disposable masks that will end up in OCEANS killing far more than just the SEA TURTLES….

Point being, she’s old now and so am I and since black don’t crack, despite her being half white, raised in a white neighborhood and probably doing blackface harder than any white actor ever has, only it goes unnoticed because of her skin tone….and she looks pretty fucking good from this angle…tits out…big fan.

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2021

17

Nov

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

Halle Berry wore this outfit to do some Jimmy Kimmel interview, which amazes me, not because I think Halle Berry is part of the old system, in bed with all these monsters, likely literally in bed or has literally been in bed with these monsters, because she’s just too high up on the Hollywood echelon or ranking system, to not have some of their evil in her soul….it’s part of the deal they make to get that money and fame…obviously…

If you don’t believe in EVIL running basically all aspects of your life, you’re fucking crazy, but even if you don’t believe that EVIL is running basically everything and that the media are a huge part of that problem, which amazes me because of how it has all been laid out for us, you can ignore that, like everyone is ignoring it, you know focus on your normal distractions…that’s your right to just let the system fuck you up the ass…

BUT there is NO way that you think Late Night TV is anything like it used to be, or that Kimmel isn’t some bought puppet pushing the fucking. lies…

Wouldn’t it be nice if some of the mainstream media actually had fucking balls and spoke the truth…maybe then we’d have something to laugh at when they do their interviews, but when it’s all scripted for us and not funny, compelling or interesting…if it doesn’t enlighten or expand the mind of the people, but rather makes them dumber and more confused, that’s fucking evil..

So if you don’t believe in evil, because you’re ignorant…you see the lies, the bad comedy, the watered down bullshit and NO ONE calls the motherfucker out on it…

Wouldn’t it be nice if Halle on her promo tour called the motherfucker out for being part of the fucking problem….instead she just goes along with it because they need to keep the lie alive….to keep her contractual commitments, to keep her team happy, to pretend life is normal right now…and that there aren’t 2 realities going on and they’re on the wrong one….

The good news is that her tits are out, and old as shit or not, I like Halle Berry tits…so I’ll look at them….

She also did a photoshoot for some magazine that you can see if you CLICK HERE

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