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2010

20

May

Grace Jones is the Original Lady Gaga of the Day

Everyone gives Lady Gaga credit for the pantsless movement..that she’s made it standard uniform for the other popstars if they wanted to get noticed…and it has even started to trickle down into the mainstream and hit the girls in line-ups at clubs and I have no problem with that…cuz I love girl bodies in pretty much anything….

Sure, I used to find the pantsless shit a lot hotter back when American Apparel first released the shit, way before Gaga and I’d get girls to walk around in the privacy of my shitty apartment while my wife was at work in the shit. I liked that ass, pussy and nipples were all touching the same piece of fabric, but realized that pussy lip was substantially more exciting…so I figured leave the leotards for 8 year olds at dance recitals and Lady Gaga and her copy cat popstars who think Gaga outfits are the reason she’s so popular…even though Gaga copied Grace Jones style for the 60s and 70s….that unfotunately Grace Jones hasn’t realized it’s time to hang up cuz at 60 years old it’s just weird to look at…not that watching Gaga half naked isn’t weird, you know with her whole Dick-Clit poking out and shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Grace Jones|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2010

11

May

Pixie Lott Almost Pantless of the Day

I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Body|Pantsless|Pixie Lott

2010

13

Apr

Fergie is Metal Panties in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

I met Fergie once. Her security wasn’t happy about me meeting her and tried pushing me off of her because I was drunk and trying to put my arm around her to discuss my business ideas for her and she told them to back off, grabbed my hand, told me she had to go and had no time to talk but it was nice meeting me, and from that day on, I was in enough love to forget all the mean things I’ve said about her all these years.

She is the reason the Black Eyed Peas aren’t insignificant hip hop artists playing shitty shoes, she’s why people care to hear them cuz we don’t give a fuck about how good a producer Will.I.Am is, we care about how much of Fergie’s body is being exposed, and despite getting older, she’s still rockin’ the no pants, like she was Gaga, only Fergie’s got the body to pull the shit off and the metal panties make me think Chastity belt and anyone who knows me, knows I’ve always wanted to meet an 18 year old in a Chastity belt I get to houdini her out of, it’s one of my life goals that will never materialize….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fergie|Pantsless

2010

02

Mar

Lady Gaga Pantsless Performance Pictures of the Day

Lady Gaga is a marketing machine that I hate but that has also fooled the public by brainwashing them with her music that gets stuck in their fucking head….while shoving bullshit about being a pop-artist, or being a performing artist, or having a purpose other than making a ton of money like the lesbian down the hall from me who used to invite strangers into her house to throw paint on her, something that would have been hotter if she wasn’t fat and didn’t have a hairy chest thanks to the hormone therapy she was on.

I can go on and on about how bad Gaga is for the world and how I don’t get why such an ugly thing with a horrible body would get such positive reception when ugly people are supposed to be too scared to talk and suicidal or how something like this even got on stage, but I can only assume it has something to do with the local government forcing the circus to ban freakshows to be politically correct, while the human need to laugh at freaks didnt end when the government decided it should….like racism, homophobia, and equal rights the governments think needs changing to make the world more fair, when humanity hasn’t really changed that much….and are still racist, homophones who love seeing others miserable, beneath them or failing….

I’ve made it clear that I don’t like, respect, or find her worth jerking off to because she is disgusting and bullshit, even when her genitals are exposed, but I do like posting pictures of her to remind you that she’s a fucking joke and to encourage you to try your best to boycot the shit. Call your radio station, start a petition, she’s the fucking devil and she needs to be stopped…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2010

20

Jan

Lily Allen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga, Lily Allen and Katy Perry were the trifecta of ugly popstars who came up at the same fucking time. It made me lose hope in society when something so bad could get so much positive attention. I personally like my ugly chicks on the sidelines crying and feeling like shit about themselves and not making millions, it just confuses me. But thats not really the point of this post, the point of this post is that Gaga is the one who came out on top and the two ugly bitches trailing her are doing all they can to appeal to the public, but they don’t realize that Lady Gaga isn’t famous because of her outfits or look, she’s not even famous because she caters to losers like Perez Hilton who write about her 10 times a day making other losers thing she’s amazing, she’s famous because she belongs to Akon and Akon owns HitLab and has scientific research behind each song they release knowing it will pollute our brains and make us buy shit she promotes and we can only hope they glitch one day and make the entire world want to murder her….cuz when the world turns on you…I hear chances of survival are limited….

Here’s Lily Allen making a fool of herself.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lily Allen|Pantsless

2010

19

Jan

The Saturdays Performing Without Pants of the Day

The Saturdays may not be a household name to any of us because they are from the UK and no one really gives a fuck about the UK even people who live in the UK but I find myself seriously affected by this girl band….I want to fuck every single one of them at the same time and I hate girls from the UK because they are ugly, but seeing them collectively sucking on stage, humiliating themselves and not caring gives me hope that they have no shame in other aspects of their life like sucking my dick all at the same time even though I don’t have that much dick to go around….and here they are performing without pants…..

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Posted in:Pantsless|The Saturdays

2009

15

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Stage Show of the Day

Looks like someone gave Pam Anderson another chance to make a little bit of money off her shitty plastic surgery that got her famous in the first place. I found the whole thing lacked creativity considering they dressed her in a red one-piece bathing suit like she was still on Baywatch and not a 50 year old dying of hepatitis, but I guess we’ve all got a soft spot for her in our hearts because we all jerked off to her at least once, so if anything she’s a binding force in the male population of the fucking world. She is the one thing we all have in common, so maybe I shouldn’t be so easy to forget and move on from her, and like a World War II war veteran, maybe she needs some kind of Holiday to celebrate her tits….but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to stop trying so hard by pretending she’s still got it going on, when clearly, she doesn’t. I guess hanging up those implants with pride and retiring like an Athlete at the end of his game like a hero is not in her cards and she’s more into fighting for as long as she can before the staff at the old folks home have to sedate her for fingering her asshole at the cafeteria lunch table again….

Here are the pics of her holdin’ on harder than her implant is…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Pantsless

2009

14

Dec

Little Boots Wears Little Pants of the Day

Little Boots is some irrelevant twat from the UK that some hipster kids in America are all obsessed with because they are gay, dyke, bi or sexually ambigious or confused gender bender weirdos and don’t realize how shitty her body is and actually care about her music and here she is in little pants, doing the whole Lady Gaga leotard shit that professional dancers and Madonna did before her….the whole thing is pretty fucking boring because I don’t see any pussy lip or bush hanging out of the panty-like bottoms like I do when I hang out at the public pool on Aquarobic mornings filled with hot 80 year old pussy in ill-fitting one-piece bathing suits, but I guess it’s good enough for me to post, mainly because I’ve already come this far with the post, I can’t turn back now….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Little Boots|Pantsless

2009

24

Nov

Melody Thorton Doesn’t Wear Pants to Dinner of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but she’s taken on Lady Gaga and all the other popstars, including Madonna in the 80s, by wearing these leotards or as I like to call them, the article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tit all at the same fucking time, that they wear on stage when performing or making public appearances as part of their persona, only she’s taken it to the sushi restaurant. I assume as time goes on, more and more girls will be rockin’ these outfits, because girls are competitive and followers and think that if these popstars can do it so can that, so if you’ve got a 7 year old ballerina fetish, or if your like me and like seeing pussy definition more than seeing pants, you should be happy about this….despite how stupid bitches like this Melody Throton look while integrating it into everyday society…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Melody Thorton|Pantsless

2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy

2009

30

Sep

Lady Gaga Disgusting in Concert of the Day

Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.

Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.

Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Concert|Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Forgets Her Pants of the Day

Her name is Daisy Lowe and she has a really fascinated story, if hearing about the hardships of useless rich kids is something you find fascinating. At 20, she is a model who dated such legendary figures like Samantha Ronson’s annoying musical brother, she spent the first 15 years of her life not knowing her dad was Gavin Rossdale from Bush and Gwen Stefani’s vagina fame and all that stress has made her forget her pants, unless this is supposed to be fashionable, which based on the racks at my local American Apparel, the Beyonce video and Lady Gaga, the general public is following their fuckin’ lead and walking around in what would looks like their one piece bathing suits and I figure even when it is on disgusting bitches, it’s still more entertaining than regular pants for a pervert like me because the more people adopt this trend, making it mainstream and luring the hot 9 to 5er girls to adopt the trend substantially improving walking down the street.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|Pantsless

2009

09

Jul

Alessandra Torresani Doesn’t Wear Pants of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but her name sounds ethnic and like most immigrants she doesn’t know how to dress to fit in. I guess she just figured everyone in America dresses like Lady Gaga because all her songs are on the radio and people are constantly talking about her making her clearly the example to follow, which isn’t a bad thing, but next time, lets home a hot girl is the one doin’ it, because this bitch looks like shit.

Posted in:Alessandra Torresani|Pantsless

2009

19

May

Another Pantsless Performer of the Day

So now that another artist is rockin’ the pantsless look like she was Lady Gaga only less transgendered or Beyonce in that video only less fat, black and obnoxious. She is from a band called The Sounds and I’ve never heard them, but I think it’s a good sign because it is only a matter of time before we start seeing this look on city buses, in parks, on the street and ideally in bars, because the barrier of entry on a fingerbang attack is practically non existant, thanks to not having pants to work around. I am ready for the good times.

Posted in:Pantsless|The Sounds

2009

21

Apr

Another Lady Gaga with No Pants on Post of the Day

When I saw this set of pictures I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to post them, because it’s just another Lady Gaga without pants screaming “Everyone Look at Me” and I generally hate people who are like that, especially when they are ugly and not naked/making their vaginas talk, unless their was an ass shot. The last picture in the set, was an ass shot. This is the result. An unispired post that I had a debate with myself about posting. I guess Gaga like Lily Allen does inspire people to become gay, or in the very least question their sexuality, because if any other girl was wearing a leotard, there would be no internal dialog about whether or not to post it. Gaga, take your dick, and shove it in your ass, you faggot whore. I am convinced that she has a dick and if she doesn’t, she might as well have one, because I am a pretty straight dude and there’s no way I’d ever fuck with that, even with her money, fame and promises.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless|Pig