I was told not to post this because it was boring. I was told that it’s not worth watching. I realize that a huge part of running this site is posting boring things that aren’t worth watching so here it is.

This video was shot in outside a bar by stepSTEVE and his friends before stepSTEVE was the celebrity rockstar in a band that he is today. I asked him if he was cool with me posting it and he told me he didn’t have enough time to watch it cuz he was going to the gym….I guess he’s getting in shape for his tour. So this is me, bringing back stepTV. Cuddles.

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This is some dude we met on the street who is too old to be riding on Razor Scooters…in reality everyone is too old to be riding on Razor Scooters and they should be illegal. They are gayer than bicycle shorts…that’s the story I heard. Here’s the Video…If you want to see a better quality version GO ….

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So some dude sent this to me on myspace:

So, let me ask your opinion. My crappy band played a show last night, and as a last-minute whim we invited a black friend of ours to stand onstage wearing a Swastika armband. Surely, you can see the humor in a black guy wearing Nazi gear, right? The crowd sure didn’t. Now people think we’re Nazis (we’re not, though).

So my question is this: funny, or not funny?

Personally, I’d have to go with “funny”.

My response is that I don’t find swastika humor funny, because it’s easy. It’s like making fun of fat people or retarded people. It’s on the same level as “yo momma” jokes. It’s the cliche bad taste joke to make when you want to show the world just how much you don’t give a fuck. So, if I was at your shitty band’s show, I wouldn’t have laughed unless your show was at at a Bar Mitzvah, then I would have laughed cuz that’s just what I call psycho funny.

If you want funny for your next show, I suggest finding a Jewish guy to do a stupid dance, it will probably win back your jew loving audience that you lost because they think you’re jew haters…

This is a video of my favorite Jew Doing a Retarded Dance of the Day. Notice he is Jewish by his Plasma TV. I’d rent him out to you, but you probably don’t have money, since your band is shitty and since I don’t really know this dude. Just cuz I post the shit doesn’t mean I make it. I hope that answered your question. Cuddles.

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I went on a walk last night because that’s how I decompress after a long day doing nothing and saw some dudes in cheap suits beat boxing outside some mid-range restaurant that people in cheap suits go to after work. When I crossed the street to see why the hell these suits had a dancing monkey flipping all over the place. It turned out that it was some drug addicted street kid who I had seen around and his dance was his way of making money for more drugs. The last time I saw this dude he told me that people were after him and if I filmed him, he’d find me. He had been in martial arts for years, I assume before he ran away from home and found crack and he used his skills to earn his keep, because let’s face it – 10 year old martial artists don’t make money and being addicted to drugs is more fun. The suits got him to do the dance again, because they were so impressed and I grabbed this footage. I asked him for a picture when he was done and he showed us his bleeding scar that went from nipple to belly button. It’s from the surgery he got after being stabbed a few months ago…..I am proud to say that when I lived on the street, youtube didn’t exist and there’s no video of me doing the monkey tricks I did for booze floating around, because I like to think I’ve cleaned up nicely and I’d hate for that video to haunt me and stand in the way of my future. I guess it’s too bad that I don’t have that same kind of consideration for others but I’m totally okay with posting this video because if dudes high, getting stabbed and drinking out of puddles, I doubt he’ll be running for president, if you know what I mean.

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There is humor in bad content, shitty videos and garbage commentary. That humor is your reaction. You get all pissed off after watching a clip that you have no choice but to watch because it’s there and you have nothing to do. You are hoping that this video is different than all the other shit I’ve put out. You feel like I owe you funny because I’ve been making you laugh the last 2 years for free and that I am your dancing fucking monkey that you found in the gutter so you don’t have to pay. You feel like I wrong you when I post something that you don’t find funny, because as a visitor to this site, it’s my fucking job to jerk you off while licking your ass. Reality is, it’s funnier for me to fuck with you than to give you what you want. I do know that I’d rather read your reaction to my smut and laugh at you than have 10,000 people praise my shit because either way I’m not making money off the site I am hungover…I am not your whore…here is my clip.

For the record…I love it and think it’s just as funny as all the hate mail you are going to send me. Cuddles.

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Someone sent in a complaint about how I stopped producing my shitty stepTV clips. I assume she either missed the messages to Lohan or watching stepSTEVE lick whipped cream off some dirty girl from Boston. So I went ahead and edited stepfather titles to a video some dude sent into me, because it’s nice to take credit for other people’s work. The reality is that I took this video, but the dude doing the hugging was pretty fucking big and I’d hate for him to recognize me after all 3 of you click this video, humiliating him on the internet. I am not really in the blogging mood, but I have lots of funny still left in me, I just forgot to put it in this clip. I just need to get a coffee and some lunch cuz I am hung over. Enjoy. Cuddles. And girls…send in some bikini pics info@drunkenstepfather.com…I am bored and want to rate your body cuz it’s a little less gay than this video.

It’s glitching and I don’t know how to fix it…but I am really glad I spent 3 hours on this piece of shit that isn’t even funny….

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My server went down for 7 hours, it was a hard hit for all of you, now I am back with a video, because that’s how we work here.

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What were you doing the Friday night…well I was learning how to edit this piece of shit. Yeah, I suck at life. Thanks.

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I have been to bars a few times in my life. I’ll admit that I am a little older and a little disconnected from reality, and this whole Girls Gone Wild rage only happened in the last 5 years, but I’ve been out a couple of times and I have seen this shit go down. The girl lines up on the bar, they cover her in whip cream and booze and a dude, or multiple dudes lick it off and start making out with her….Point of the body shot is to get to know new people and not to get STDs and getting to know a new person by licking off her stomach and shoving your tongue in her mouth is a lot more fun than trying to get them to give you her number, taking her on a date, and hoping that maybe she’ll put out. Girls like being treated like sluts and that’s not to say the girls in the video are sluts, I am sure they are respectable young ladies but I am generalizing here.

Steve sent me in this clip from a night some bar, where he saw two girls doing body shots and felt that they should do body shots off him, like a girl. At first I thought it was really gay, but then I realized 2 girls are giving him a lick down. I wonder if he showered before doin’ this, I know I wouldn’t. Enjoy.

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I was just told by some people that StepTV sucks and that we shouldn’t bother showing the clips on this site, even thought I like it. They think the clips just aren’t funny. I think they have no sense of humor, but I am not here to dictate what is funny or not, because I hate everything and I never laugh, so what the fuck do I know about what’s funny and what isn’t. So I keep my fucking mouth shut. I would love for you cocksuckers to do the same here, because honestly, you aren’t an authority to decide if what Steve does is good or not…he sends in little clips, you watch them cuz your bored, we’re all fucking happy. I think that’s the way we should keep it. Here’s Steve’s email about this submission:

Yo Dick,

I am sending you a clip of an interview i did with a guy named Kevyn Clarke. Kevyn is a crazy guy that is running for Mayor in Toronto. He is a fucking nutcase, but funny as hell. I found him rollerblading around the city, dressed as a wizard, rapping for change. Seriously.

The actual interview is about 20 minutes long. He goes on to tell me about how he is the cities most arrested man, has hepititas A through C, lets homeless ppl sleep in his apartment…then shows me pictures of people on his cellphone (yeah, his cellphone……). Anyways, most of it is pretty funny, minus some religious outbursts and crazy ranting. I think he may of spit on me, so i may die within the week. In which case, i want to be burried butt naked with a boner.

Talk to you later,

Steve.

steve@drunkenstepfather.com

Now watch the clip.

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I wouldn’t normally post this cuz it’s not all that funny, except that the Jew behind the camera is freaking out about 6 dollars. The reason this is tagged step TV, is because that Jew is Steve’s partner in Step TV. So this is no official Step TV segment, because it was shot on a digital camera, but I am putting it up as one to piss Steve and his 15 year old girl voice off.

I spent some time on the street, and I don’t really remember all the crazy shit that went down, I mean, I was really only officially homeless a month one summer, and I got myself arrested and dropped in a halfway house before things got too crazy, I am a pussy homeless guy but then time I spent out there, I met some lifer homeless people, the fucking nutcases who eat their own shit and turn on a fuckin’ dime…one minute laughing the next trying to rape you…anyway….homeless people are always fuckin’ jokes. Watch the clip and laugh when the homeless guy makes fun of the Jew’s speech impedement….speech therapy from a Jamican drunk covered in snot…

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Steve sent me this clip from the same night as the Jersey Girls are Whores. It isn’t as funny, but figured I’d post it here because I have been getting non-stop emails about how much I suck lately, if you already think I suck, there’s no real loss in posting this…not that your opnions change anything in what I do. This isn’t the first time in my life that people think I am worthless….I actually think it’s the first thing my mother told me, when I was fresh out of the womb. She even told me that her breast milk was too good for me, and she’d throw me a fucking old bone to suck the cartlidge out of….I was also told I was worthless after my mom died, it happened when I was still in Mexico at the orphanage and I was too lazy to join the wrestiling team…the wrestling priest threw a clay brick and my head and called me worthless. It happened again in Texas by the bible thumping foster parents who “saved my soul for a heathen existance”, so I started doing drugs and fucking ugly chicks….it has happened over and over again by people far more imortant than you….now watch the fucking clip and shut the fuck up about how much dick I suck, because if you’re lucky, it could one day be yours, you fucking faggots. These girls are not from Jersey and Steve molests them with his mic….it is not possible to say that’s boring…

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Jersey Girls are trash, and it is proven is the newest episode of Step TV, where Steve lands some slag with hot tits in the bar and gets her to make out with him. Unlike the average man, Steve slams this bitch down and she runs away humiliated. I would have worked a different angle, maybe trying to get back to her hotel room, maybe try to get a lesbian show, even though that shit’s boring and been done…but still something worth sorting out. Steve doesn’t give a fuck though, and him pushing her down is pretty fucking funny…I hope her boyfriend’s watching….it is 5:30 am and I have a fever. Cuddles. I will get Steve’s side of the story today, he just emailed me the youtube link.

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I am not the biggest fan of watching dude’s shit. I find it kind of gross and I always end up gagging when the smell hits me. I am from mexico, you’d think the smell of shit would remind me of my womb or some shit. But it doesn’t. It reminds me of death and all those bad things I was allowed to say before banning me for knives and squirrels.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter. This is Step TV video of the day, and it’s of that dude Steve who was living on my couch, only this time he’s shitting, in a bathroom way too nice for me…te

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