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2015

06

Jul

Britney Spears Old Face hard Nipples of the Day

***EXCLUSIVE***
There’s nothing more American to a non American, than Britney Spears…

You know the white trash girl who was staged mom-ed hard…as a kid by her parents, turned into a commodity in a capitalist society…pushed to the massive corporation and sold off to produce vapid content the media loved…for many fucking years…probably a decade…before using the legal system to claim she’s not capable of handling herself so that they get to capitalize on her again..even though she’s a fucking adult…insane..

But she’s got hard nipples so who cares about any of that other bullshit…

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2015

06

Jul

Pretty Little Liars Do Fourth of July of the Day

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Here’s the Pretty Little Liars on their own respective fourt of July actiivities…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, seeing as I’ve already seen the one I want to see topless, topless, while the other ones are just overrated…especailly the Canadian one….

But as a creepy motherfucker, I must maintain updates for you assholes who are the actual creepy ones who jerk off to these teen show acting 30 year olds…

I’m more interested in jerking off to vagina pics of girls from tinder…

Shay Mitchell is So Self INvolved of the Day, it happens when you’re Canadian and think you make it thanks to an insane amount of instagram followers…

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Lucy Hale is another one from the show, and she’s in a Bikini because it’s summer…and good for hits…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

And here’s the best of the bunch, Ashley Benson, the thick one, and she’s rocking her big enough tits in a bikini, which is almost as good as when she banged Vanessa Hudgens in a pool in Spring breakers…

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2015

06

Jul

Francia Raisa Shooting Guns and Wearing Bikinis in the Desert of the Day

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Mexcian Francia Raisa – is actually American…and she’s tired of you categorizing her as anything but American…even though being the Hot Mexican girl worked for Alba and a few other actors…because you gotta reach that market, there are so many of them, they just keep reproducing…

Well she’s more American than all these work Visa holding, more successful actors than her….but she was on a TV show…saying my name….so I can jerk off to her pics listening to “Jesus Martinez” looping…over and over again…to her USA bikini…right…

And more importantly…she’s shooting guns and wearing USA bikinis…and there’s something very very hot about that…when you loop her saying my name over and over again..

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2015

06

Jul

Jojo Does Bathing Suits of the Day

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Jojo’s bikini is some high waisted, crop top t-shirt….and that’s not quite revealing enough for me, but it is better than seeing her get fucked by black guys, which is what she did when her career basically disappeared…without realizing that white dudes, her audience, hate that shit…

I am against white girls getting fucked by black guys, I realize it’s a fetish, and I encourage girls I know to fuck black guys and to film it and to send me the videos…

I guess through exposure it has become a bit of a fetish….but only because it is want to incorporate into my marriage, not because I like love 14 inch black cocks, but I hate my wife, I find her disgusting and I feels like they’d fuck her because she’s white, even if they don’t want to, making her uninterested in me trying to fuck her…especially now that she knows I’m not actually impotent, that was just a lie to get her to leave me alone, a like that backfired, because she turned it into sitting on my face…horrible..

What I an trying to say is that when I see Jojo in a horrible bikini….I am reminded of my horrible life…thanks for that…

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2015

06

Jul

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is constantly doing nude scenes in Shameless, I assume the show is still being produced, but I don’t actually watch it…it’s not that I don’t like and can’t relate to the story, I just find it cheesy and bullshit, and more interesting if it was a real family and a real documentary on them, rather that just a bunch of faggot overpaid actors playing make-belief like they are either insane…especially since they consider it art…or childish…because that’s what little kids do…

What I am getting at is that along with acting being a joke, so is Emmy Rossum, because she’s an actor…but she makes a lot of money, which is more than we can say about me…

But this isn’t about me, it’s about Emmy, and how her bikini pics for the fourth of July don’t matter…because I’ve seen her simulate sex like she was a softcore pornstar, only in 2010s, which means it’s cable programming….

All this to say, every one taking selfies, or acting, are pretty much whores seeking attention, I just prefer when they are actual whores that I can afford to piss on their faces…cuz you know for the right amount of money…they’d all do it…

My vow to you is that when I become a dot com billionaire for the drunkenstepfather app, I will spend 10 million dollars a year to piss on celebrity faces…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Charissa Thompson’s Amazing Body of the Day

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I don’t really know who Charissa Thompson is…but wikipedia does, so I guess that means I now do too…

This is an example of the misuse of the wealth of information available to us…

It’s like, if this was two decades ago, I wouldn’t see this picture, unless it was published in a magazine, and even if it was published in a magazine, I wouldn’t know who I was looking at, I’d be like here’s some low level bikini pic of some amazing bodied 30 something girl…but I wouldn’t be able to really dig deeper into her existence with a wikipedia we can assume her hired publicist set up for he….

It’s like, why use the internet to congregate and change the world, or educate ourselves to be the smartest generation of human who really change the world…let’s use it for selfies and to look at pics of some trick who is the co-host of Extra with Mario Lopez, I guess the replacement tits for Maria Menounos, because tits get hits…pretty much the same reason I’m posting this…make me money Charissa Thompson….like the hooker you are…a hooker presented as a presenter because she went to some bullshit college class for it…fuck off…you’re on DrunkenStepfather. You’ve made it.

Posted in:Charissa Thompson|SFW

2015

06

Jul

ELsa Pataky Bikini Ass Picker of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is old as fuck…she’s from Spain, which means she has a “Hope Solo” USA! USA! USA! pussy … because I haven’t met a Spanish girl with an inny pussy…but maybe I just hang out with moms of two or more..

Not that this is about her pussy, but rather her old as fuck ass, in a bikini, on Vacation with her green card Chris Hemsworth…who she has a dozen or more kids with…it’s a Spanish thing….and who wasn’t the first actor she burned through, and probably not her last…

I don’t think this is exciting stuff, but I figure she sued a magazine for publishing her tit pics from a paparazzi, and she won 310,000 Euros for it, meaning she either loves or hates paparazzi, as it makes her more money than her bullshit acting job, she was in the Fast and Furious movies to reach a hispanic audience…who cares… so she’s out there reaching for another win…this time about to finger her asshole invasion of privacy..who cares…I guess I do…but only because I’m in this deep so here it is…

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Posted in:Elsa Pataky|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Nicola Peltz in Shorts of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is one of the more interesting daughter of a multi-billionaire, because she’s from Upstate New York rich and not from LA rich, which makes her fame whoring a lot more subtle than her LA counterparts, who she is probably friends with, as they all meet at the Wealthy Summer Parties that you assholes aren’t allowed to go to…where they wear little shorts for their fans, who are just a bunch of nerd losers who jerk off to Transformers, as that’s all she’s been in, probably because her dad is one of Michael Bay’s financiers for his shitty high budget movies, and putting his daughter in a talentless role as the hot chick, someting good for ego and business meetings at the country club conversation, is a pretty easy clause to sign off on, because she’s kind of hot..

Either way, this is like hip hop wars of the 90s, east VS west, but the only person who gets shot is all these girls, in the face by dudes they are using to cope with their daddy issues with…dudes who aren’t you or me…but you can still jerk off to her ass if you want…that’s the power of the internet.

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton for GQ of the Day

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret / Leonardo DiCaprio beard, because the rumor is that he’s gay, and likes having models around him, because they let him abuse them, and treat them like shit, and that makes him feel better about himself, but maybe that’s just lies from a model who went to one of his parties, who he didn’t fuck…you know how girls are, they get mean when they guy they try to whore themselves to reject them, it fucks up their ego and they don’t realize that they were practically masturbating while drunk for him and everyone around them, drawing unnecessary attention to them, in a get pulled by security cuz bitch can’t hang…

But I still think he may be gay, only because he has a house in LA that one of his BFF dudes lives in and drives his cars and I’ve heard…has weird sex parties…again all rumors…that don’t take away from the fact that Erin Heatherton has publicly stated through action that she’s a gold digging, ladder climbing, celebrity groupie fucking whore..and here she is for GQ…and here she is for America..

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Sex at the Beach and Other Videos of the Day

Just Some Pissing on the Street

Dude Jerks off in a Cashier’s Water Bottle

Worst Way to Wake Up

Babe on the Tain

Idiots on a Quad of the Day

Upset Guy in a Muisc Store

Cop Shooting of the Day

Woman Gives Birth in a Hospital

Music Festival Gate Crashers

Corn Eating American Pride

Monk Blesses Dude

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….

I also started snapchat…. Add Drunkstepfather

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Snapchat – drunkstepfather

I also hav an instagram ….@drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…

She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American….

It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women…

These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here…

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2015

03

Jul

Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

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My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…

That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….

That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..

VIA KaveriisPhotos

Posted in:NSFW|Photos

2015

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fourth of July…if you are working you are either not american, anti-american, or american but with no friends or family…sitting there all alone…like the pathetic loser you are…

As a pathetic loser myself, I am here for you…with blog posts about people that bore me, but who look better and live better than me, which isn’t saying much.

Last night I was in a 24 hour donut shop where 3 homeless people were sitting trying to keep warm…nursing their shit coffee…and they were living a better life than me…

So fourth of july…yay America…Living the American dream…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Doing the Whole USA AMerica
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Emma Roberts is Amazing..
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Amanda Seyfried Has a Case of Fetus Fever
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Shia LA Beef Line Dancing in a Parking Lot
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Coco Big Tits in a Nurse Outfit…
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Hilary Duff Unleashes Some Thighs…
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Whole Food Trying to Save Face on their “healthy food” Over Charging Scam
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Jurassic World Shot By Shot
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Girl Smoking Weed on a Trunk
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Elle Fanning See Through Braless
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Liz Hurley Big Tits
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Chris Pratt Preticted Chris PRatt
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Russell Wilson’s First Fight With Ciara was OVer Tom Brady
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Amazing Turtle in the Great Barrier Reef Video….
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie to Relive Miley Cyrus Fingering her..
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Amy Jackson has Tits
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BBQ Hacks…
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are Hiding in the Bahamas
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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I Love that Crazy Christian
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Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky – Because Why Not…
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God Bless Merica
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Some Babe Named Matilda Price
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Yankees Pay 150k for the AROD 3000th Hit Ball
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Eva Longoria Wet Pokies…
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Fat Guy Makes Threats
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Porn Addiction isn’t Real….
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Tits Banned from Snapchat
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WAG in a Bikini
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Freestyle Road Bike
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Chrissy Teigen Puts on a Bra
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The Jenner’s in Bikinis
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Thank God She Has Tits
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American Flag Porn…
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This is Disgusting
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Artistic Butt Plug Picture of the Day
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Post Workout Strip
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Pussy Skills
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Anal!
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Tessa Fowler Flahses Her USA Bikini
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Trailer Hitching
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10 Sexy GIFS
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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2015

03

Jul

Taylor Swift Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”…

Fuck these clowns…

Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious..

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