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2014

24

Oct

Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right?

Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life….

That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2014

24

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got Cleavage of the Day

Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

24

Oct

Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

I don’t even know why I am posting this.

I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck…

She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halle Berry

2014

24

Oct

Willa Holland Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is…

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel…

She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true…

Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

Posted in:Willa Holland

2014

24

Oct

Top 10 of The Demi Moore and Her Spawns of the Day

So it looks like the Demi Moores all got together for some photo exhibit featuring Rumer Willis…naked…

But Demi, being Demi was more interested in pointing at penises on her T-Shirt…because penis is what made her happen, but what also made her little Demi Moore’s happen…

She was really excited about the dick on her shirt…

So she made everyone else wear it…

Unless that was part of the event they were at…everyone had to wear the same shirt…I guess that would make more sense than Rumer Willis’ monster face…or that any man under 40 would get this close to Demi…

Because she is the devil..

Posted in:Top 10

2014

24

Oct

For Love and Lemon’s Holiday 2014 Camopaign of the Day

For Love and Lemons is an LA based clothing company – that has a pretty extensive line of lingerie that is pretty relevant, at least with all the models you probably masturbate to if you are me…and knowing the popularity of this site – you probably are me…I’m my only reader..

That said, they released this photoshoot, that I assume is for their 2014 Lingerie collection – with some hot model I am not really sure who she is or what her name is…

I just know that this styling, this vibe, this look, and the fact that you can see the lingerie in it’s full form, with a girl in some 70s porn inspired location – without being rebuilt in photoshopped or having her nipples erased in photoshop…like Victoria’s Secret…

So what I am saying is – this is how it is supposed to be done…and it’s hot as fuck…

To Find out more and to See the Pics I Didn’t Post CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

24

Oct

The Parking Lot Girl is the Best and Other Videos of the Day

Your Neighbor Hates You – Woman VS Security Cam

Truck Out of Control in Reverse

The Hatchet Wielding NYPD Attacker in CCTV

Cop VS ATV in RUssia

Old Man Gets Run over by a Crazy Person…

Dad Helps His Dog Hump is Kid…

Idiots on Motorbikes

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@tortorr showing off her @3rdeyevisionla glasses the #stepgirl…butt first.

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

There is something magical to be said about a girl or multiple girls who think they are in committed relationships with me – even though we’ve never met, and they’ve only seen me with my mask on…

I guess my words are just that charming and seductive when I offer to lock them in my basement for romantic reasons….

Or maybe, the world is a twisted and horrible place…

Here are some morning links – just after my tinder love letters…

Tori Spelling Has a Nervous Breakdown
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Things That Look Like a Penis
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Honey Boo Boo is Cancelled
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Junior Hockey Coach Freaks the Fuck Out…
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Girl Mad She Wasn’t Nicki Minaj when she Woke Up After Dental Surgery
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I Like Sara Malakul Lane
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Underboob!
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Freshman Who Got to Bang Lisa Ann
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Seniors React to Nicki Minaj
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The Sex Scenes in 50 Shades of Grey are Being Re-Shot
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Cement Mixer Gets Stuck
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Kids React to Brussel Sprouts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@macbud getting ready for winter in this #tbt

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Pregnant girls in the grocery stores don’t like when you tell them that their baby will be the biggest dildo their pussy ever felt…Twitter Girls do like when you ask them for more asshole pics…while Tinder Girls don’t like when you ask for their home addresses to kidnap them…what a complex species of human I want to see naked….now FOLLOW ME , send nudes, tell me you love me…and click on these links…

13 Scary Clowns…
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Anderson Cooper Rejects a Selfie in Ottawa – Canadian Guy Loses It…
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Smelling Like Adam Levine’s Cum…
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Things that Bounce
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Sally Fitzgibbons is the Pro Surfer of the Day
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Nebraska High School is Allowing Seniors to Pose with Guns…
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Lopez Booty Show…
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Anne Hathaway Busty Workout
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Talking to Ghosts Prank….
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Kendall Jenner and her Model Friends…
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14 Horror Movie GIFs….as MEMES
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Dannii Minogue Black Dress..
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Jessie J Cleavage
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Crazy Legs..in Music Videos
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The Most Creative Engagement Photos
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Flopping in a Pool in Slow Motion…
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Miranda Kerr for Glamour Russia
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Tori Spelling Has Ebola
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Jennifer Lawrence in White…
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Birthmarks Turned in Works of Art…
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Cara Delevingne in a See Through
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How To Make Sugar Rockets
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Clara Alonso Lingerie Pics…
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Dash Cam Fails….
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Emmy Rossum Legs
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Jennifer Lopez in Leather Dress
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Brad Pitt on Between 2 Ferns…..
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People Who Don’t Know How Green Screens Work…
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Little Girl Says Fuck a Lot
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Lena Dunham’s The Monster Costume…
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New Zealand Made a Hobbit Safety Video
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Jaime King Nipples…
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Bai Ling See Through in an Ice Bucket Challenge.
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History of Spike Jonze’s Music Videos.
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Crystal Heffner is my New Favorite
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NYPD Officers Kill a Man Who Charged Them…
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Olivia Munn Sex Scene
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Leave Your Tights On, I’ll Fuck You In The Ass Anyway
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Martha Hunt is Pretty Perfect
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Roll That Ass Over A Little More Bitch
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19 Year Old Girl Spreads…in Public
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Creepy Halloween Costumes…
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KFC News Double Down is Insane..
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Kathryn Budig Works Out Well
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Gorgeous Gals In Yoga Pants
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Rare Celebrity Audition Tapes…
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Olivia Munn – Slutty Bird
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Why is the Sky Blue…
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Selena Gomez in a Pink Dress
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Jenny McCarthy Says Mark Whalberg’s Penis is Perfect…
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Mama June is Dating a Convicted Child Molestor – Things Just Got Real for Honey Boo Boo
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A Bunch of Cute Girls…
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Sara Sampaio Naked for Russell James…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Holly Gibbons in White Lingerie..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Top 15 Selena Gomez See Through Pics
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Upcoming Nude Scenes
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Freak On the Train
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Megan Boone Sex Tape Leaked…
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Lisa Ann Doin’ Some Basketball
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Mother Daughter Sex
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Upcoming Nude Scenes To Look Forward To
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Don’t Drive Too Close to a Drunk Chick
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Charisma Carpenter Throwback Nudity
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2 Naked Girls
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Close Up Bait
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Julie Busts Out her 36Ds…
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Cam Show of the Day
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Skinny Brush Bait
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS