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2014

19

Dec

Christie by Ellis Scott of the Day

I don’t know who this Christie girl is. I just know I stole the pics off some website that credited a dude named Ellis Scott as the photographer. The back story is that she is a model, they are in a relationship, as models and photographers often do, since they get each other’s businesses and like to feel like they are muses or have muses, as it is the “artist” plight….and the reality is if you have a camera and a girlfriend willing to get naked for said camera…especially when she’s hot…take the fucking pics…share them with the world…let dudes jerk off to your girl..it’s the whole reason I started this site…and if you don’t believe me – you can read my first post from 10 years ago…I am too lazy to find it – but click the numbers at the bottom of the page and you’ll find it…think of it as the most boring of scavenger hunts on the internet…while I stare at this dude’s awesome girlfriend…I’d like him to share with me….more literally.

Posted in:Christie

2014

19

Dec

LIndsay Lohan Self Shot Butt Shot because No One Cares of the Day

Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did…

She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do…

For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

19

Dec

Natasha Galinka is Substantial of the Day

I have a thing for Russian girls. I probably talk about them all the time. I probably make jokes about the majority of them being a certain level of crazy, maybe even souless thanks to the darkness that is communism….or the fact that the majority of cam girls and sex workers are rub out of Russia – because they are all so fucking hot – there’s only so many who can go out there an become models…while the others need to make a living too….and working as a lawyer probably makes as much money for them in a month – than being a cam girl for a day…all this to say, culturally rich, interesting history, level of dark, mysterious and even intense, and these faces that I love…

So I only naturally love LA Based model and TV personality NATASHA GALINKA …because she’s the level of top tier russian who doesn’t work the sex trade, but who I wish did, so that I could see her naked…but I can settle with these pictures, they are pretty intense…

Now if only communist rule was still on….I’d totally send her a pair of Levis to win her heart.

Posted in:Natasha Galinka

2014

19

Dec

Party Girl Got her Lean On and Other Videos of the Day

Plane Drops Landing Gear

Truck Tire Exploding

Girl Stealing things with her Vagina

Security Teams Fight

African Kids Know it’s Christmas

Suicidal Girl Gets Saved

Drunk Kid Knocks Himself Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Being yelled at by internet girlfriends you have never met for cheating on them with other internet girlfriends you never met – is the kind of drama you try to avoid when you have internet girlfriends…who you’ve never met…it’s like save the drama for when I accidentally get you pregnant in a back alley…but it is Christmas and everyone is crazy.

Here are some morning links…..

Betty White Shaking Her Tits…
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Minecraft’s Creator Buys the Most Expensive House in Beverly Hills
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Never Too Many Crreepy Santas
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Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Surf Ass….
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Underboob is the Future
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Things You Think are True But Arent…
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Kim Kardashian lost 1.2 Million Spam Bot Followers – Because She Buys Followers to Make the General Public Think She is More Famous than She Is…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless
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If Yogurt Was Advertised like Beer
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Never Use a Horse in a Wedding Photo
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15 Outrageously Expensive Items Only Millionaires Ask For…
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Ashley Simpson Marries Diana Ross’ Son…
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Dec

Viktoria Modesta is the Amputee Popstar of the Day

I don’t care about her story, I just know this Viktoria Modesta is Lady Gaga meets Iggy Azalea-ing herself into the limelight, but embracing her amputated leg, or the lack of a leg, to use it as part of her “performance” by being ironic about being one legged…and for some reason, I reason I call being able to really grind in deep thanks to the missing leg, something I learned with my defection sex doll years ago, she’s managed to use her sexy appeal and disability to her advantage…

And what it comes down to is that just because she has one leg, doesn’t mean she’s good….

right?

Posted in:Viktoria Modesta

2014

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I lost 9000 followers INSTAGRAM ….

I think it is probably not a Christmas Miracle…but when you have drunk girls at Christmas parties feeling lonely enough to sit on my face…everything feels like a Christmas Miracle…

Here are some stepLINKS….


Betty White Shaking Her Tits….
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Two Attention Whores in THong Bikinis in Miami
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Epic Christmas Caroling….
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Twerking Kim Kardashian Ass Xmas Card…
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Nicki Minaj Nipple on TV
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Some Chick named Lauren Silverman in a Bikini in Barbados
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People Are Awesome….
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Erin Heatherton on a Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner in White Pants
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Jordan Carver is Slut of the Day…
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Chris Pratt With a Dinosaur
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Seth Rogan Hires Special Forces Bodyguards Because He’s a Pussy
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Emily Ratajkowski Christmas
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Tom Hiddleston Serenade With Christmas Carol
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Hilary Duff in Paparazzi Pics
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Colleen Shannon is an Angel
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Nicki Minaj Sheer Ass….
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Reese Witherspoon Legs
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Basic Bitches Showing Titties
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Jennifer Lawrence Ass in Pants
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Bai Ling Pokies
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Walmart is Classy
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Beiber is Fucking Hailey Baldwin – And Was Fucking Her When She Was Underage
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The Most Radioactive Places on Earth
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Danielle Knudson is Hot
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini Model
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Jennifer Aniston’s Like Taylor Swift
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Creepy Santas….
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Sharon Stone’s Hard Nipples
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Claudia Romani Whores Out in Miami
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Kate Hudson Booty
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Pornstars Read How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Kanye West Spent $74k on North West for xmas
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US Navy Developed Shark Drone
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Bill O’Reilly Racist Advice….
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15 Disturbing Lessons from Christmas Specials….
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Redheads Are Alright
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Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Kayden Kross Topless With a Friend,,,
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Lesbians Eating
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Vag Shave…..
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POV Masturbation
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Today in Vagina Slips
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Drunk Bitch Gets Bounced…
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Slutty Girls in the Waterpark….
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Inflattable Snowman’s Asshole…
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Fashion Porn Boobs..
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Boob Massage
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Taylor Swift Fake Topless..
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Slutty Bridesmaids
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Slutty Greek Ass
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret “Forgot” to Airbush Candice’s Nipple of the Day

People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it.

I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples.

They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her…

Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing…

TO SEE THE WHOLE CATALOG CAMPAIGN THAT SUCKS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepeol

2014

18

Dec

Nicki Minaj for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Nicki Minaj is now the face of some fashion brand…because she’s either really fashionable, even a fashion icon, which I highly doubt…I think she’s more just someone with an audience who people pay attention to and who a brand will pay a million dollars to – because they want to reach her audience…of white suburban 15 year old boys who can tolerate her shitty music because of her ass implants they all love…since this is the ass generation…and she’s a popstar who pretends to be hip hop, which pretends to be core target street music, but that is really just designed to sell shit to white kids with access to their parent’s credit cards…

Not that it matters…nothing actually does…I just saw cleavage and was like post this bullshit…but I’m well aware of it being bullshit…I just don’t think Nicki Minaj is…you know, just a puppet blinded by the lights…

If that doesn’t interest you – here’s her nipple on TV…

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on

Posted in:Nicki Minaj