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2015

26

May

Keeley Hazell Lives of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: British model Keeley Hazell is spotted on an LA beach in a high-rising Baywatch style bathing suit doing a spot for National Geographic

Keeley Hazell was once a titty model…you can see HERE ….I am sure if you were to google her, you’d find a lot more of her amazing tits…

Well it turns out that she’s moved to LA in the last little while, and a friend of mine in LA was introduced to her, and he recognized her name and called her out for being a titty model, and she pretended that she was never a titty model, even though the only reasons she’s allowed in the UK is because she’s a titty model, and got a work visa, and the only reason 45,000 people follow her on instagram is because she’s a titty model…but I guess since we’re nice, we can pretend we don’t know her past, and encourage her future career of instagram model that will likely end in rich husband who likes published models…

All this to say, here she is doing the baywatch…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

May

Miley Cyrus’ 3D Glasses of the DAy

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Here’s some Miley Cyrus in 3D, for those of you who haven’t had enough of Miley Cyrus and her attempt and being weird, because that’s what her marketing team read the kids are into…and that they used tumblr to support their claims…

I just find it offensive…that she’s censored her tits…when showing her tits is all she’s good for…what an asshole move on her part…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

26

May

Nina Serebrova is Amazing of the Day

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The amazing thing about Eastern Europe is the women…they are all magical and amazing to stare at…even if they may or may not have souls thanks to communism, the fall of communism, and I guess their culture of very smart, calculated, scientist type people…

Her name is NINA SEREBROVA and she’s from Belarus model and friend of the site, that we can only hope comes to America to replace the other Belarus models like Irina, only to live the life of fame, luxury and success her naked and amazing everything deserve…

What I am trying to say is that I love me some NINA SEREBROVA

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2015

26

May

Bella Thorne is in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Malibu

The number 1 activity on Memorial Day was girls getting into bikinis….while the number 1 activity for Bella Thorne to do in the next few months of her being 17…is getting into bikinis….there’s just this thing about not quite 18 year olds…being all innocent on the beach…minding their own business..as they frolic for the paparazzi that has no sexual overtones or undertones…and that is really just a girl not trying to give creepy old guys boners…because this isn’t the porn / selfie generation where kids are watching gangbang videos by the first grade…

I know what’s going on here, because I’ve seen in happen for every not quite 18 year old…who’s PR team realizes that all you have to do is be a little half naked…and show off that youthful body..and the world…will be your oyster…at least until you turn 18, at which point people may stop caring…

Either way…here’s an innocent 17 year old…in a bikini…who you shouldn’t sexualize…because that’s not the reason she went to the beach in white bikini bottoms that we can assume are sheer when wet…she went to the beach to just be a normal 17 year old…who just happens to have stage parents pressuring her to make them more money in these final months that they get to keep her money…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2015

26

May

Just a Babe on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

Dog on the Freeway…

Boss VS Sleeping Employee

Florida Reggae Fest Seems Fun

Just a Dude Throwing Acid on a Girl’s Face Because He Thought She Was Cockblocking Him from a Relationship with her friend….in Italy.

Old Lady VS Escalator

Naked Girl VS Memorial Day VS Campground…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

26

May

stepLINKS / Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was memorial day…so I forgot to post the stepLINKS….we call that being drunk…and passing out at 8 pm….

This is as far as a got with them….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry on Russell Brand.
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Tits on TV
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So Many Big Fucking Tits…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Female Kickboxer Trolling of the DAy
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Ex Can File of Custody of their Embryos
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Black Family Asked to Leave the Neighborhood
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Most Oblivious Driver
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Cindy Crawford at LAX
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Hot Sports Wife…
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Charli XCX Upskirt
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Lily Collins is Cute
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Pixie Lott – Nip Slip
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Some Fame Whore of the Day
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Jodie Sweetin – Full House Full Tits
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Tove Lo in a Bikini
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Coffee Lowers Erectile Dysfunction
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Dog Tries to Think His Way Through a Problem
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Girl Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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The Abnormally Muscular Kangaroo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….

So am I….

This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….

But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…

TO SE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2015

25

May

Taylor Swift Singing on her Back of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift rocking the mic like a porn chick rocks the dick because she plays the wholesome looking for love kind of girl, it’s good for marketing, when really she’s just looking for dick to fill that emptiness because she’s got everything else she could ever want in life…from money to fame to success..to an audience…and the one thing she can never get too much of is the D.

All this to say, I like her at this angle..

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

25

May

Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying…

Yay…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2015

25

May

Selena GOmez Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby…

All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

25

May

Michelle Rodriguez See Through Dress of the Day

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Apparently this is a see through dress on Michelle Rodriguez, which I guess is a nice change of outfit from her usual bull dyke with a strap on dildo so that she can double penetrate her bitches like Zac Effron without having to invite another dick into the mix…if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…becuase I don’t…

I remember she dated Cara Delevingne I think…then Zac Effron…just all over the map in self discovery…but the one thing she’s been consistent on is not being very hot throughout the whole thing…

But a See through Dress…that I don’t think is see through…could be exciting…if it wasn’t on Michelle Rodriguez, since we’ve already seen her topless and it was uneventful…making this real uneventful…and lucily so is my life…so I’ll post it..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2015

25

May

Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is one o f the new contract workers for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret took the porn model of Contract workers to the lingerie fashion world, because they realize if they invest in a girl, they need to control that girl, and use that girl to increase the equity of their brand…pretty basic…

Where it gets confusing is why these girls venture off to other companies that aren’t VS doing shoots that could be VS…I assumed it was because VS owned the factories all these brands are produced in…but think it is more to do with creating the illusion of relevance…

All this to say ,Shanina is a model no one in Portugal ever heard of, yet she claims to be Portuguese, making me assume, she’s just another one they built in a lap to replace Lima…and I guess what it comes down to is that this Free People shoot…is actually promoting Victoria’s Secret…because Victoria’s Secret are clever marketers…making you think of them when you see the girls…brain washing!!!

TO SEE HER LEAVING A YACHT IN CANNES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2015

25

May

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

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Here are some Candice Swanepoel pictures from her instagram for those of you who don’t follow her on instagram because you realize that social media is a ridiculous way to live and document your life…like you were some kind of Truman Show motherfucker without realizing you’re less interesting and no one fucking cares what you are doing but they think they do…since that’s how they’ve been conditioned…

I mean, she’s a bikini and lingerie model…these pics are probably from one of her catlog shoots, and the only one I really dig is the close up crotch shot…because at least it’s something edgier in this tame and boring era of vapid existence…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

25

May

Spiderman Eats It and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Billionaire Kid Pays People to Drink is Piss

Where’s Waldo During the Napal Earthquake

Vine Swing into a Cave

Lightning Strikes…

People in Guadeloupe are Insane…

Waitress Slaps Customer

Bully Gets Beat

Meth head on JIm Morrison

Asian Parenting

Man VS Airline Staff

Little Girl Hooks Boat…

Bully Gets bottle to the Face

Naked Russian…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have so much to say…but I’m not in the mood…It may be Memorial Day for you…but it isn’t for me…but that doesn’t mean we don’t party with fun and crazy #stepGIRLS…because we do…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Midget in Latex of the Day
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Suicide Squad Plane Crash in Toronto
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Car Sing Along of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Uses her Arm as a Bra
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Primates of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Breast Feeding
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Abigail Ratchfrod for Playboy
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Prince Harry O-Face
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Trailer for a New Eli Roth Movie Staring Keanu Reeves
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Girl Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Posted in:stepLINKS