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2014

21

Nov

Lana Del Rey’s in Some Shitty Maxim Shoot of the Day

I hate Maxim, I think they are a dated concept that should have died with the dot com boom, but unfortunately was too strong of a brand and barely powered through..

I hate that the assholes at MAXIM send me lawyers letters everytime I post their shitty fucking pics that up until the last 3 months have been of absolute nobodies…

I like that since 2004 – I have been a bigger website than Maxim – with more traffic…they used to buy traffic from me…

I don’t hate Lana Del Rey, I just don’t find her that hot…you can CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

I am more into her rape video with ELI ROTH from yesterday…. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

I am also more into Jennifer Lawrence…singing…to promote her blockbuster movie that makes her stupid fucking money…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

21

Nov

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do…

So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

21

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

All this to say…good pants.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

21

Nov

Margot Robbie Underwater for W Magazine of the Day

Margot Robbie was the big deal in Wolf of Wall Street, because she had a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio, when she played his gold digging wife who left him when he went broke, because that’s probably the kind of girl Margot Robbie is, being all hot and from Australia, with a keen eye on being famous and doing a pretty decent job getting there…you know I’d love to talk to her ex boyfriends she plowed through along the way…I am sure they only have good things to say about her…

Well now, she’s drowning for W Magazine, in what I think is an interesting shoot, but not really a hot shoot, unless this is the only way you get laid, you know either by drowning out a girl, so that she’s too weak to say no to you, up on some Bill Cosby shit, or…you use the tub to warm up the girl you killed in a back alley so that it doesn’t feel as bad being a necrophiliac…both very fucking weird situations that I don’t encourage at all…

But I do encourage Margot Robbie to keep getting wet…but only because of her SEX SCENE and NIPPLE SLIP …I am a traditional pervert like that.

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

21

Nov

Bella Thorne at an Event of the Day

Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are writing about her. She’s a hot commodity. This is her time. Because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring.

She was at an event for Horrible Bosses 2. I am sure other people were there…like Jennifer Anistion …but no one cares about her, it’s all about Bella, she even has a slutty and inapproriate name thanks to her parents who pimped her out properly…and she’s wearing a one-piece outfit that touches all her key body parts…in ways…that some may think are magical…but that I can’t see as magical…because she’s not 18..and I am not a pervert…I mean I am in Canada and legally I can bang 16 year olds, but I don’t, because they are the worst…I need a little more weathered and broken…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Or here she is in something called Red Band Society …that doesn’t look very 17 to me…naughty Hollywood.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

21

Nov

Eilika is Naked of the Day

Eilika is a very weird looking model. She’s one of those models the fashion industry brings on because she looks weird and to them that is “unique” or marketable. Years ago they went crazy for girls with “doll faces”…and now I guess they are going crazy for girls with long faces, that look like they were either run over or just a genetic defect, with a bit of unhealthy, starved, thrown in for dramatic effect….

But the fact is that despite being a hater of long faced girls, I’ve fucked a bunch and they all kind of freaked me out equally, reminding me of that movie with Cher and the handicapped kid, she’s a working model, getting paid and showing tits, so maybe I should care less about the tranny vibe I get from this and more about her willingness to shine, and by shine I mean…show her tits…she’s a model, this is what they do.

Posted in:Eilika

2014

21

Nov

Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Karlie Kloss