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2016

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I just saw a female garbage man – I guess that would make her a garbage woman – and unlike most women who I consider garbage women – she actually worked in garbage….

It turns out…I have a garbage woman fetish – at least this particular garbage woman – she was in a sports bra with huge fake tits – like a stripper turned public servant….making me think I was being trolled and it was part of an elaborate viral stunt…and even if that was the case, that bitch can come pick up my rotten meat ANYTIME…ideally with her mouth…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning….

GIRLS IN SPORTS BRAS
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No One Gives a Fuck About Lena Dunham’s Bullshit Opinion on Kanye Rape – Except Lena Dunham – Who Should Shut the Fuck Up and Molest your SIster
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Fake Titty Bikini top
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Mariah Carey in Panties
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Epic Midget Person Fight
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Swimming in 1,500 Gallons of Coca Cola
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30 Pics of Old People
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Nicest Good Samaratan
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Serena Williams Erotica for Wall Street Journal
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Destroying Stuff with Liquid Nitrogen
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Johnny Depp Didn’t Beat Up his More Famous Than HIm at the Time Girlfriend in the 90s
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2016

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always a weird feeling when you see a teenage girl and her mother outside a starbucks – and not a young teenager, more like a just started college level teenager…and you’re more interested in staring at the mom’s pussy in her yoga pants…you know maybe it’s because her pussy lips are fatter and just look better, more juicy….or maybe because I am into late 40 year olds and just don’t want to admit it..but it’s probably just that college age teenage girls of today aren’t college age teenage girls of 10 years ago…they weigh about 33% more…but unlike the cookies and cakes and candies they are eating – that’s not a good thing!!

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Thigh Gaps!
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Beyonce is a Little Much…I guess she hung out with black people…to Understand their Plight – Or maybe she just sent her assistant…she’s a tool…no one calls out for her bullshit…so she continues to exist with lame fucking performances…she is the plantation owner…
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Victoria Secret Slut named Vita
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Sluts at the BET Awards
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Alicia Keys – Slave Porn/
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Cooking Steaks in Arizona Heat
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Katherine Heigl – Pregnancy Ultrasound Porn
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Fat Photshopped Ass
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Taylor Swift – Whore Legs
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Winona Rider Says – Johnny Depp Was Never Abusive in 1983 when they Dated
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Kelly Brook Legs
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Check Out this Shae Brock Hooker
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Solid Pussy Flash
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Man VS SPider
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Red Light T-Bone
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Exploding Paint in Slow Motion
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Rachel McCord is a Nobody in a Bikini – Looking Good Enough for Me!
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Lindsay Vonn Braless
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Some Whore Doing YOGA
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Slut who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini named – Charlotte
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Jay LEno Rolls His Car
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Never, EVER, Do These 5 Things While Smoking WEED!
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Today in Gabrielle Union
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Kim Garner – Slut
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How to Fake a New Iphone
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Michael Jackson’s Sex Closent
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Some Prince Tribute that Went Viral
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Handmaking a Leather Wallet
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Vanessa Hudgens – SLUT
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1500 Gallons of Coca Cola
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Slut Who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini – Named Rachel
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Kid at World Series of Baseball – is Funny
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Elle Fanning Tits!
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Rosie Hungtington – Hard Nipple
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Aubrey Plaza – Ass in a Dress
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Bella Thorne – Slut
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Wal Mart Brand Huffy – Goes Downhill Biking
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Slut Who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini – Named Sandra
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Crushing a Safe with Hydraulic Press
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50 Cent Got Arrested!
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Jennifer Aniston – Slut
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A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Just Some Big Tits – if you Like Big Tits
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Honeymoon Anal
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Chinese Man Tries to Eat Another Man on the Bus
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Chick With Tits is better than Chick with Dicks
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Greek Slut
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Gutter Porn Chick Tits
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Oh My Fucking God Girl…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

27

Jun

Mariah Carey – Not Wearing Pants of the DAy

Mariah Carey is a crazy person…who is old and bloated like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river after being dead for 10 years, only her death is more gradual, and I guess she’s attempting to slow it down – by showing up places pantsless, or own it and laugh about it, or maybe these rich vapid superstars just don’t realize that they should keep their pants on, because they’ve made it, and can do anything and everything they want now that they don’t have anyone to impress, and when you start out as a whore fucking execs, whoring is pretty much all you know….even if you don’t need to ho no mo…

There’s no rational explanation for her face…or this outfit choice…making noise like a trashy monster…but I guess when it comes to being pantsless, who needs rationalization….we should just stare and not try to ask questions…if you do – it may talk to you – and that is probably more terrifying than this..

I find this fucking odd….across the fucking board…from face to outfit…odd…but odd makes things more fun to fuck…

Fine..it was a leather and lingerie party…her face still has CRAZY eyes…

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2016

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those….

Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star..

I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding..

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2016

27

Jun

Olivia Munn Has Pulled Off the Scam of the Day

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Olivia Munn posted these staged selfie bikini shoot pics for her fans – a group of people she manipulated HARD – thanks to being on some NERD show – Talking NERD shit – back when NERDS watched TV – in a NERD era – when NERDS were all the rage – and NERDS mattered….

It allowed her to get into hollywood movies, through proper navigation – now this…From zero to fucking hero…created by her fans…not all that hot – but clever enough to manipulate the world into giving her what she wants – so that she can afford the luxury of sitting by a pool in selfie bikini shoots…

Good hustle deserves reward…so stare at her photoshopped body – and love it like she wants you to…

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day

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I see you arching that lower back on your party boat…

On your knees with the bathing suit bottom jacked up her ass – in the best way she could…

Her stretch marks are smoothed out – because the world photoshops themselves like a bunch of misleading liars who crave being famous and live their life trying to get famous – because when they aren’t famous they fell inadequate and when they are famous, like Ariel Winter, they are just trying to get a sense of normalcy by whoring out like the rest of the people on instagram – a porn site – that doesn’t market themselves as a porn site – even though all I see is sluts in slutty pics…because tits get hits…

From child star whored out by her parents, to trained by whore Sofia Vergara, to having big tits that pervert dudes liked watching grow up, to now working on promoting her ass – ON HER KNEES…without the round face to distract….this is just weird….

It’s a shameless but shot, but why, bitch gets paid and is on tv..the whoring should be for those trying to get on TV…

But I guess this “empowered by being a whore”…is universal and applies to those who are rich, those who are poor, those with fans and those who want fans – in some basic HUMAN behavior…

In other creepy child stars in bathing suits on boats news – here’s some DAKOTA FANNING…not quite slutty enough for her own post – but still in a bathing suit on the boat – so trendy.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day

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Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard…..

Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand…

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2016

27

Jun

Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day

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I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire…

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2016

27

Jun

Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day

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Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom…

Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to…

We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit…

Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits…

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2016

27

Jun

Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

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Christen Press is a Soccer Player..who I guess is going to the Olympics and who ESPN could use for their body issue to offer something remotely sexy, since most pro athlete women are monsters….with really big legs…ready to eat your soul thanks to the roid rage they have from performance enhancement drugs that were calculated properly as to not

I don’t watch sports – but I do think strong ass, strong legs on a bitch is hot, because I am the opposite of an athlete and like the women who ride me to have the endourance to keep me interested, not that I deserve to be ridden by any girl – but if we’re gonna have sex – I’m not going to be able to get through 5-10 thrusts before passing out – so now I look for fitness, versus crackwhores too lazy to run…

Posted in:Christen Press|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made…

The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple..

Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense…

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2016

27

Jun

Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense…

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2016

27

Jun

Michelle Vawer hops onto Titty Modeling for Fame of the Day

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Michelle Vawer is some Canadian you’v enever heard of – unless you’ve seen “Into the Blue 2” the Jessica post Jessica Alba years…of the dumbest fucking straight to DVD movie from the DVD era….but she’s hot, and I guess she realizes that was 7 years ago…is probably pushing 30, or in her 30s, I didn’t bother googling her…so if she wants to stand out – it’s time to get that nipple out – blame feminism or whatever…make dreams come true…

I always like these girls around this age – who were cunty at 21 when things were going good for them….struggling to find themselves 10 years later – top make that right move after things didn’t quite workout so well or as planned…mainly because that’s when the tits come out to play!

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2016

27

Jun

Woman Testing Mattress at the Mattress Store and Other Videos of the Day

Fat Lady with a Cane Dances in the Street

Stupid Human Trick – Like a Porn Scene

If this is the Next Civil War – Between White Power and the Rest of the World – It’ll Be Pretty Lame

Squirrel Taunts – Cat

Testing the Glass Bridge – Made in China

Two Kids Don’t Get Accepted in School and Jump Off Building Together

85 Year Old Stabs Security Guard

Diarrhea of the Day

Slashing in the Bronx

Man in Hotel – Throws things

Hitchiking With his Dick Out

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2016

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realized today, after years of drinking, that the real fun happens on the outside of the bar or club and not on the inside, where everyone has to listen to shitty music while piled up on top of each other – sweaty and disgusting…with overpriced drinks…

While you can just get your own booze / drugs and approach people leaving the club, or outside the club having a smoke and get a way more interesting interraction, like Heavy Metal Parking lot, the cheesy bitch version…where you can easily find the drunkest ones – the most one funs – the sluttiest ones out in better light – showing off their tit…and pantiless dresses…

I guess this is just another thing Homeless people have been telling us forever, but we haven’t listend…because we pass them off as crazy – when really they are genius…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Goofy Girls…
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The World’s Ugliest Dog Winner
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Jay Leno Rolls
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Terry Richardson on his Polyamourous Parents
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9 Deleted Scenes explainging Movies…h
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The Best Interraction with a Polar Bear
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Huge Fucking Tits in a Tight Dress
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Tracy Morgan in a Dress – No Wait that’s Magic Johnson’s Homo
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A Bunch of Fucking Selfies
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Taylor Swift – is Probably Going to Sue Kanye Over Depicting Her Topless – Or Maybe She’s in on the Beef – Because Entertainment Industry is WWE and All Staged
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