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2016

23

May

Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day

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I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl…

Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics….

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

23

May

Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked…

So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious…

She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right…

She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash!

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

23

May

Woman Strips in India Police Station and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man in Studio City….

Girl Bikes into a Van

Girl With Disgustingly Long Hair

Man Beaten and Robbed for a Gold Chain – in Philly

Flood Takes Out Building

Car VS Restaurant

Man Atttacks Women in Maimi Market

Drunk idiot Body Slams a Bench

Testicle Training in China

Naked Vegan’s in Spain

Posted in:stepNEWS|Video

2016

23

May

Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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Billboard Music Awards are the most bootleg and irrelevant music awards behind the America Music Awards, bother are Dick Clark Productions, because Dick Clark will never die, he will just be cloned and raised as Ryan Seacrest.

Unfortunately, I watched at least an hour of the award show, so you don’t have to, thanks to hanging out with girls who walk around their house in the skimpiest panties and crop top shirts because it is comfortable and they are all sluts who grew up on porn pretty much making the decisions on what we watch…and at 18…seeing The Weeknd and Drake on a Sunday is everything for them…I mean besides taking selfies and posting snapchats…

Who am I to get in the way of that, not that I was really watching anyway, I was more into staring at their pussy definition….

I’d like to thank TINDER and the fearless nature of 18 year olds due to the internet, and porn, for letting this happen.

That said…

I saw:

1- Celine Dion Cry becasue she’s an emotional and terrifying french Canadian…

2- Rihanna look like she’s on heavy fucking drugs and pregnant on her way to walmart…

3- Adele premiere a new video where she looked beautiful – or her prettiest because she found a way to look skinny..

4- Kesha looking like she ate Adele for dramatics…

5- Some really skinny bitch who wasn’t 11, but had the body of an 11 year old..

6- Gwen Stefani sing country since she’s been slurping on country.

7- Madonna thanking Prince for a Sinead O’Connor song….she couldn’t sing…I can’t even post the shit it was so bad…

8- A Lot of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato…too many people care about these people who are the worst…

9- That’s all I got…which is a lot…considering I fucking hate award shows…and I have no short term memory…and I was in a room with a young fat ass not wearing much..so I had better things going on…but in the defence of the billboard awards…shitting yourself in public from being drunk is better than the billboard awards….is better things to do…this event that isn’t eventful for an event that is marketed huge and that costs a fortune..in a world that is not that eventful…it’s all the same pop trash idiots who look the same singing songs that have already been done in a new format…turning everyone into distracted fucking robots…

10 – I missed Britney in her Underwear….

11- Lindsey Vonn Lookin’ Like one of Tiger’s Hookers…Because she was one…

12- Ciara was the host…

13- Arianna Grande is a Fucking Creep…

14 – Jessica Alba’s Mexican Skin Elasticity is Keeping her Hot as Fuck…

15- Kate Beckinsale is Everything….and I’m not even a virgin loser who watched underworld…

16- Mila Kunis is alright with a mouth she uses to make Kutcher Bust in her Face…

17 – That’s enough of this bullshit – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events|SFW

2016

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Canada does their May long weekend a week before American Memorial Day…so as I right this…I am missing out on at least one bikini on boat party, or bikini by the pool party, or bikini at a BBQ getting drunk going on…not because I had to “work” on the site, I don’t work…that’s why I have a blog…and not because I am too busy doing other important things…and not even because I don’t leave the house and hate everyone…but because no one invited me to their bikini parties…

I am just that kind of loser…the good news is that I can sit in the park and wait for bikinis I don’t know to come to me…it’s almost as good as being around bikinis you know..because of the excitement of trying to not creep them out while being a creepy scumbag who is creeping everyone who notices you out…with your hands down your pants drooling at the sight of half naked girls…

Here are some long weekend in Canada, no where else, stepLINKS in the morning…

Really Fucking Fit Girls….in GIFs
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Leo Took a Private Jet to Accept an Environmental Award – Because he Pollutes
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Russian Girl with Crazy Hair
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Shooting a Watermelon with a Potato Gun
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Jason Strantham Competing in a 1990s Diving Event
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Slutty Outfit in Vegas
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Playboy Chick Alyssa Arce Showing Her Pubic Bone
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50 Pics of Cute Chicks
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Jessica Hart in a Bikini
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Madonnna Prince Tribute is Terrifying
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Tyga has a New Fat Social Media Girlfriend
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Arrow Star in Heels
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2016

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went out at lunch today and ended up next to a group of girl in leggings and crop top shirts, rockin’ Victoria’s Secret bags, fake tans…they were clearly mall shoppers with too much make-up….one was even doing her nails at the table, a touch up from the manicure she got from Viet ladies at the spa…they had great asses, round ass, fat asses….it looked like they went to the gym to only work on their asses and they probably did….one had fake tits, one had no tits and the fat one…who kept talking about black guys she fucks…was dressed like she wasn’t fat…

They were basic, middle of the road, average girls…in my era they would have been GAP shoppers, rockin’ their Khakis…..but thanks to the Kardashians…and I guess Jersey Shore…the GAP turned Ed Hardy Tribal Tattoo has turned into this….

I don’t interact with humans, but when I see the things I see in pop culture trickle down to these people…so many people…I realize why the Kardashians work…everyone is too into themselves to bother pointing and laughing and hating…instead they are like “she’s popular, must be doing something right’….

This isn’t a post about the Kardashians…it is a post about humanity…how we are all doomed…but at least perverts like me can stare at their asses….and if I was younger, I’d buy bottles in clubs and fuck them all…they look porny.

So my pledge to you this weekend is to go out there and find some mall shoppers…if not to fuck but to stare at…it’s the weirdest shit ever…

Here are some steplinks…


Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Olivia Munn is the Worst – But She’s in a BIkini Top
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Demi Lovato’s Oiled Up Tits
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Some Farrah Abraham Tit for Old Times
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Ginger Spice Has Lost Her Mind
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Selena Gomez – Slutty in Concert
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Google Announces New CAPTCHA For Stoners
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Sara Underwood Keeps Bringing the ASs
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Today in Rachel McAdams…
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Alesix Ren in Shorts
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Hot Selfies
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Kanye’s 8 Minute Rant on Ellen Because He’s a Kardahians
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Kendall Jenner Nipple
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Eating Baby Mice in Taiwan
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Cara Delevigne Has a Nipple
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Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Pam ANderson’s Face
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Kesha is a Big Girl
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NBA East VS West Cheerleaders
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Ear Piece Universal Translator Like Star Trek Exists
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Dirty Girls…
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Demi Lovato Hates Taylor Swift
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Bella Hadid Has a Nipple
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Gas Station Employee Smashes Man’s Tail Light
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This Christina Aguilera Whitney Houston Hologram Duet is Terifying
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Oiled Up Tits For Cannes
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Hot Things That Bounce
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Hot Girl Maintains a Long Distance Relationship
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Just a Normal Girl on a Beach Vacation
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Just a Gay Guy Attempting Straight Porn
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Big Lindsay Pelas Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Topless Tennis
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Vagina Puppet Show!
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Hot Heather Naked
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

20

May

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…

Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2016

20

May

Josie Canseco’s Lookin’ Good in her Best Slutty Pics Ever of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…

This is some straight from the trailer park new money spoiled brat and she’s fucking perfect..

What isn’t perfect is that these pics which are AWESOME, and I hate all pics and photographers, they seem so cheesy…but these are done by PURIENNE one of the best pre-instagram nude photographers….

The problem is that these aren’t nudes, but are censored, photoshopped out nipples and pussy, when the shoot is for fucking PLAYBOY…

So PLAYBOY in doing this whole SFW bullshit, has decided to take as RISKY as they can implied nude pics…without showing nudity…when they are PLAYBOY….to generate ad dollars….but they’ll go 98 percent of the way there..

It’s just fucking stupid, ridiculous and silly..just own who you are, anyone who conforms for ad dollars is a fucking pushover, corporate puppet faggot.

We all know they are gonna go back to naked…we don’t need more instagram pics…that aren’t even as nude as instagram pics because people aren’t nipple removing assholes – not even VICTORIA’S SECRET!

Garbage – but this girl is great…and shouldn’t be censored…by the looks of this shoot – she looks like she was really ready to bring the penetration….and when a girl is ready for that – who are you to stop her mr Photographer man…

Rich kids…troubled or not…going hard for attention or a TV show because they already have money and don’t need to be doing this – is everything….

Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW

2016

20

May

Selena Gomez Promotes Her Concert Nipples in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez has hard nipples and she wants you to see them…because that’s all part of her marketing strategy to get people to her show and to get people to think she’s hot or has sex appeal…

She tried the “I have been undergoing CHEMO ” thing, but I guess showing off the fake tits is a better approach…

This girl understands the media and will do anything to get seen, talked about or noticed, it’s the Disney way…and the funny thing is she’s not even that hot or talented, but she won’t let you think that, she has a high paid team to branwash us into thinking otherwise…

Garbage…in lingerie…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

20

May

Cara Delevingne Has Nipples of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack…

Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple…

She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

20

May

Lara Stone and Elle Fanning Tits and Other Tits for AIDS of the Day

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AIDS may not be a death sentence anymore, unless you’re PRINCE and your religion tells you not to take the meds…but it is a great excuse to have a star studded party…

It’s like even if they found a cure for AIDS, AMFAR the organization that wants to find a cure for AIDS in theory, wouldn’t be very happy, because they would have no point and all the execs who put together these million dollar nights – wouldn’t have anything todo with themselves…

They’d have to stop being a not for profit, and declare their income and the whole scam would come collapsing down…but I guess they aren’t there yet, there is still AIDS in Africa, there is still an excuse to get models out – to get some attention to the billion dollar industry of HIV management….

Because AIDS never looked this good, except maybe when LIBERACE had it – back when AIDS really matterd…

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Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

20

May

Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipple of the Day

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I guess Ariel Winter figured that tight cropping herself from a weird angle in what is the longest and thinnest picture possible…makes her look less fat…while out in a tight shirt, not rocking a bra, because she had a breast reduction to reshape her nasty sloppy fat girl tits, into tits with hard nipples that you’d want to stare at….because you can’t give up your number one selling feature, the thing that distracts from your face and belly…when your career is based on your looks…you just gotta make them better…and milk the story as long as you fucking can – so that it feels like you and your tits matter..

I find it weird that people love this piggish thing, but I assume based on TV ratings, it is because they follow the show she’s on and have been hard for her since her early onset puberty from being whored out by her parents – it’s traumatic…

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2016

20

May

Charlotte Carey Nude Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlotte Carey is – but she’s in a hipster nude shoot – so therefore I like her –

We live in a world where everyone is a model, and as vapid and superficial, self involved and narcisstic as that is….I mean it’s pretty much at the point of silly…I am all about it…because I get to discover girls in every city who want to be famous, who get naked to be famous, and who really believe they are worthy of fame and are creating art in some movement of DIY erotica….

It’s great…these shoots are all the same, the girls unmemorable and interchangeable…but I’ve see their tits and them in stupid dramatic poses for no reason – so I feel like it’s improving my life and the world as a whole..

These are the leaders of tomorrow….

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2016

20

May

The Kylie Jenner Has a Sex Tape of the Day

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There’s a story that came out yesterday involving Kylie Jenner – that shook an entire community….of mainly black dudes…because they are dying to see Kylie Jenner get fucked by a black dude….because the story was that there’s a sex tape..between her and TYGA…

Obviously there’s a fucking sex tape, this is mini-Kim…in an era where girls who aren’t shameless whores film themselves fuck, so there’s no way TYGA didn’t fuck Kylie, there’s no way the family didn’t encourage them to fuck on camera, there is no way there wasn’t a script dropped off at the bedroom door to reference KIM…because look at what a sex tape did to the fucking family…it made them win…and it’s not even a big deal..

I saw sites talking about the legalities of how TYGA could release the tape without getting SUED….

Here’s how…VIA the Mom and the company that released Kim’s porn…

This is a trashy family…this is what they do…and it’s great because like peddling lip plumper, this will get vaginal lips being pummelled on video from every girl she reaches…perpetuating this DIY porno world…and I endorse that..

I just hope the company releasing it is a company I work for so I get first dibs and make fucking millions off this…

Come on Kylie -Make me some yacht money…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

20

May

Christina Milian is the Worst of the Day

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Christina Milian is the fucking worst…even though these are my favorite pics of her…

I don’t know why I am so against her and her whoring..I just find it so unappealing…she’s old, she’s a mom, and every time she’s out there trying to get fans to stare at her ass reminds me of how ghetto she is…

She’s not progressing the black power movement, she’s just saying that even when black women get rich, they need to rely on being strippers or whatever to feel self worth…

I would rather see Christina Milian go to law school, she’s in her 30s, she’s got the resources, simmer the fuck down…and you’re not even hot…fuck off.

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