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2014

25

Jul

Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here”

The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models.

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Posted in:Julia Pereira

2014

25

Jul

Hot Girl in Panties Trying to Save Her Car from Being Towed of the Day

This is porn to me. I already love RUssian women because they are money grubbers with no soul, who work as models and hookers and really anything that takes advantage of their hot as fuck faces and bodies. I assume there was some ethnic cleansing during communist rule, because seriously, every Russian girl I have met has been amazing…

Anyway, this girl saw her car getting towed and I guess was in bed in her panties and ran out to try to save it…and the video was captured for us to masturbate to…

Thank god for this girl…and thank god for this video…I am in love.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jul

Alyssa Arce for Yume Magazine of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I was convinced was going to change the face of Playboy. Because Playboy fell into the fucking gutter for two reasons. The first is because Hef got old and started choosing tranny looking blondes from the 90s, in the 2010s. It’s not his fault, he peaked int he 60s and rode that wave and brand proper for a long fucking time. The other reason is Manwin now Mindgeek…the owners of every porntube site, even the ones you don’t think they own, the company that destroyed porn, licensed the brand to handle their online sites for half a billion dollars and started using any girl they could find in the lowest caliber stripclub…diluting the quality of the pics and girls and pretty much sucking…

But then…Alyssa Arce came along…with her massive tits and hipster vibe and I thought what a perfect crossover girl…who does fashion and nudity, perfect….

So here she is in some other magazine, not playboy and not naked….which is a bummer because I’ve posted her named HERE , HERE , HERE and HERE and I think she looks a lot better….but these pics are ok too…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2014

25

Jul

Sahara Ray and Briana King for Some Shoe Company of the Day

Sahara Ray Sahara Ray is one of those instagram models who works. It’s like every once in a while these girls come out of the woodwork, establish a fan base, and have amazing tits that they aren’t shy to show, carry them into an actual career…and a lot of the times when that happens…I think the girl is overrated and it isn’t justified…like with Emily Rat-Cow…It’s like stick to working retail, or being a bottle service girl, your quest for VOGUE and celebrity isn’t holding casting calls at the Urban Outfitters you work at…but every once in a while…I fall in love and write poems for these girls…poems I want to get made into movies because they are so fantastic…and by poems I mean porns. Autocorrect Fail.

Anyway…Sahara Ray is the gold in a world of low level try hard losers with cameras staging photoshoots…

These are done by someone named JAI PHOTO check ‘em out…when you’re done staring at this greatness…

The black model is BRIANA KING , I’ve never heard of her but assume she’s Martin Luther King’s Grand Daughter and Rodney King’s Daughter…because they have the same name…

I am more into Sahara Ray, but not because I’m racist, I love black girls..it’s just I love Sahara Ray more…you know about the desert more than the people living on the desert…that was a little blacks are from Africa and This girls Name is from Africa geographic humor that wasn’t funny for you.

I’m so versatile…

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2014

25

Jul

Naked Hipster in Water of the Day

Her name is Melodi Meadows … shot by ASHER MOSS in what they are calling a “Moss + Meadows” production – that I guess involves a guy with a camera and a girl he is sleeping with coming up with a few concepts to shoot together that start to generate some buzz, you know like she’s his muse or some shit…kinda lame…but whatever…I’m not hating…..I promote production.

But at least she gets naked…

You see..I like seeing all girls…at all levels of fame, fortune, success or eagerness/desperation….I think getting them naked on camera, or shooting the willing girls with my camera is awesome…it’s more interesting than the big production corporate bullshit we’re fed, now I don’t believe in artistic vision, I think that whole concept is hokey as fuck and an excuse, but I do believe in tits, wet tits, on any and all girls…which I guess is exactly what this is….

Would I produce something similar, no. Do I find it that amazing…not really. Is it worth watching…sure….

Posted in:Fashion

2014

25

Jul

Britney Spears in a Tight Shirt Getting Fat Ass Lasered of the Day

Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart…

I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her…

I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks…

All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy.

Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

25

Jul

Fat Dude’s Belly Gets a Lap Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Fat Cop Chasing a Dude He Ends Up Tasing – So Good.

Dude Fighting with a Cook…Amazing

Kid Survives Being Run the Fuck Over

Here’s an idiot thief who forgot what window he broke when thieving..

Kid Trolling His Mom for Yogurt

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone asshole was knocking on my door at 8 am, so in my hungover state I assumed it was a stalker out to kill me, but instead of hiding in the basement until they went away, as I normally do, I scoped out the scene…they looked like police investigators, or maybe some FBI motherfuckers and I thought – maybe this is my big break to get taken away from my prison I’ve created with a fat wife…TAKE ME IN FOR QUESTIONING…

But before I could get my pants on, they started to walk away..and I saw my opportunity walking away with them…so I ran after then only to find out they were actually jehovah witness doing the rounds…

I think I am the only motherfucker who chases after jehovah witnesses…in the history of jehovah witnesses doing the rounds…

I guess they didn’t blacklist me for the time I pulled out my erection and invited two of the girls soliciting their bullshit in…

Here are some morning links…I am still hungover…but I know why bad things happen to good people according to the scripture thanks to my new friends…and the reason bad things happen to good people is simple…bad things happen to everyone…

Here are some morning links….

Mirror Selfies
GO

Chicken / Human Eye Swap
GO

Lana Del Ray Did Complex
GO

No Name in a White Bikini
GO

Nicki Minaj Defends Her Ass
GO

Selena Gomez Panty Flash
GO

Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiance
GO

Kid Rock’s Dildo Subpoenaed
GO

FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
GO

Bets You Will Always Win
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
GO

Batman’s Butt Chin
GO

13 Pics of Insects Fucking
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Jul

Destiny Sierra Half Naked for Fashion of the Day


Destiny Sierra is a busty as fuck instagram model who was recently shot – not nearly topless enough for those awesome tits – by some asshole.

What they have done is pretty clever, they have positioned themselves as a cool, trendy, interesting place for people to submit their fashion shoots that aren’t necessarily shot for any purpose but to shoot – now that instagram is a real deal issue and people feel the need to produce content for it – and not just selfies and fun stuff with your cellphone like it was designed for – but rather full fledged fashion shoots like you’re Cindy Fucking Crawford…with a photographer – you need a venue to publish them – otherwise you have to admit it’s just for instagram…which in and of itself is kind of desperate – but with a cool collective that uses it for their site – shit is dope.

I am not hating, I am a fan of anything that brings me nude and half nude pics of models who aren’t too famous to reach other to – but who are too uptight to become #stepGIRLS…

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