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2025

29

Apr

Joey and Hunter King Celebrate Mom’s Birthday in a Bikini of the Day

Joey and Hunter King are busty sisters, they are also actors who have been stage mom-ed into the industry at a young age, both finding varying degrees of success in the industry, while having tits.

They aren’t necessarily hot chicks, but hollywood has a way of trying to trick us into thinking mid chicks are hot chicks, so I’ll take it.

They are in Vegas to celebrate their mom’s 60th birthday with a group of their friends, not their mom’s friends, which is a little weird.

JustJared the blogger, who is also Joey King’s stylist was also there, but that could be because his site helped create the sisters with the help of the mother at a time when blogs were influential, not that this one ever was, but JustJared was…

The good news, Joey King ate meat with the tits out….and the sisters both posed in bikinis tits out…which was almost exciting…except they weren’t pulling their bikini bottoms aside so that we could see their sisterly cunts, comparing genetics when it applies to genitals, for some Incest Festishes that dick sucking Kanye West would probably be into.

Their mom’s got fat tits too…

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2025

29

Apr

Sami Sheen on the Stairmaster of the Day

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Sami Sheen is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter they probably had to swap for AIDS when she was born, or at the very least was completely covered in Syphilis rash at her birth, maybe it was just Ocular Herpes, I don’t fucking know but Denise Richards’ wasteland of a pussy was definitely tainted hard enough to pass her viruses and mind contrilling slut parasites onto her youth…

In being their kid, she’s decided to get fake tits and do OnlyFans, because sex work is real work, especially when all the women in your life growing up, hanging out at the house by the pool, were actual porn whores.

It’s easy money she doesn’t need, since her dad is Charlie Sheen….but that she likes because girls like to be jerked off to when their mom raised them to put value on that.

She is on the stairmaster, her fit body could probably make your micro cock look average sized and I’m into that. No Fat Chicks Allowed.

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2025

29

Apr

Amy Schumer – When Ozempic Fails of the Day

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Amy Schumer is the 300 pound pig that looks like a cabbage patch doll and not the kind you want to face fuck, more the one you want to lock in the basement and never see again because it’s clearly possessed, demonic and will be the focal point of a true crime podcast they turn into a TV series once it terrorizes you and kills your family in your sleep.

She’s fucking gross…so gross the Ozempic doesn’t even work on her.

She is the kind of person who beat Ozempic, she said “you can’t unfat me, I’m so secure and established in this fatness that this is how it is”….

She wants to be hot, but knows it’s impossible, so she turns to being the funny girl in the room….unfortunately…she still has the confidence to post swimsuit pics, just to prove Ozempic’s failures…probably part of a class-action lawsuit her fat head is coordinating…

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2025

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw two girls sharing a Dairy Queen Blizzard…which isn’t as erotic as them sharing your cock….but it’s probably less comedic also.

I figured they must be lesbians, because sharing frozen dairy products, with all that mucus mouth dairy gives you, is pretty gross.

Or maybe they were just broke and couldn’t afford the 5 dollars to buy their own Blizzard….

Which led me to giving them an important lesson in economics and financial planning, by saying something like “learn to suck dick for money then you can get your own Blizzard”….I mean there’s many dudes out there willing to pay 5 dollars for a dick suck, some will pay even more, I mean 1000s are spent by some dudes on OF to chat with AI pretending to be IG models…so an actual dick suck should command way more money….

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2025

28

Apr

X-Tina Aguilera’s Ozempic Makes her Titty Pop of the Day

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X-Tina Aguilera is another old-timer who offers a familiar face, even though it’s been totally altered with aging and her botox and injections….

She’s menopausal mid-40s, but we remember a time when she was one of the most important things in pop culture because we are old too.

I am not really one for reliving the past by jerking off to the current version of what you may have jerked off to in the past.

The internet has a pretty interesting thing called GOOGLE, which along with being an oppressive company that controls the ad dollars and who and who doesn’t get rich, but also a tool that lets you find the same images you may have jerked off to 20 years ago, so you might as well go back to that….the jerk off version of a bitch..

That doesn’t mean that her recent Ozempic Weight loss, updated clown sized Courtney Stodden tits that really pop thanks to the Ozempic aren’t entertaining, it just means they are old lady holding on, demented from the old age, putting her underwear on over her pants like some kind of freak….

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2025

28

Apr

Jessica Alba Crippled in the Sauna of the Day

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Jessica Alba is probably suffering from brittle bones since she’s basically a senior citizen. It happens to even the most botoxed bitch out there, they can’t trick the aging process that much.

Their menopause, lack of fertility, potentially an exciting thing to those rich guys who don’t want to knock up yet another whore, but that is totally against anything we’d do with Alba as the basic fucking pedestrians that we are in this world, we know our caste and it involves KNOCKING up women like Alba, but their menopause works against that.

She posed in the sauna, where I tried to see up her towel to see just how bad her JETER HERPES are, but I wasn’t successful…some of us just don’t succeed at anything we try….but I’ll keep trying…

She had a pair of crutches, geriatrics…she’s old and injuries happen….

She looked tired…but guess what…she is Still Jessica Alba…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2025

28

Apr

Bella Hadid’s Feet Overpower her Pussy Definition of the Day

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Bella Hadid was in NYC because her sister, who is apparently engaged to 50 year old Bad Cooper, because Brad Cooper doesn’t seem to think her freakish face is freakish when fucking her from behind…plus, she was hyped as a top model, and that is a good way to validate his heterosexuality, when he probably fucks dudes…he is an actor after all, which is the gayest of professions out there.

Anyway, Bella, being the good sister who only exists because Gigi Hadid got bored of the model thing and decided to breed with One Direction, like the groupie rich kid that she is.

So ugly troll Bella moved in and got positioned as a hot chick, despite growing up a freakish face….

Well, she wore spandex pants that hugged her cunt, but the real star of the show was the feet…

I am not a feet guy, but assume these feet are terrifying to even the feet guys, because they look like they belong to a 90 year old…

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2025

28

Apr

Blake Lively’s Fake Tits Have No Nipples of the Day

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I pride myself on being one of the most useless celebrity based website on the internet.

After 20 years of posting celebrity pictures in various states of undress, I have provided next to zero insight on anything to do with pop culture news, entertainment news, movie news.

The only story I broke was Farrah Abraham’s squirt video for VIVID back in the day, which made me thousands of dollars because GAWKER linked to it.

But left to my own devices, it’s like a half retard drooling on himself saying “tits”….”famous tits”….”tits”….

I don’t give insight into movies or TV, no interviews or clips of shows you are excited for.

I am not a CRITIC at the CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS….

To say I am useless, is a HUGE compliment because I am less than useless, unless you’re looking for a creepy guy on the bench to stare at tits with.

That being said, I have ABSOLUTELY no insight on Blake Lively’s lawsuit, that whole story confuses me, Ryan Reynolds annoys me and the latest headline that Taylor Swift is involved is just something I’m trying to forget….KEEP YOUR HEADLINES TO YOURSELF…

I think the REAL story here, is that Fake Titty Lively from Gossip Girl has NO NIPPLES…

In fact, MAYBE the whole lawsuit is a diversion or distraction from drawing attention to the fact she has no NIPPLES.

You see…NO NIPPLES IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL….that’s NEWS we need….not that other rich person bickering through lawyers like a high profile divorce…fuck off…

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2025

28

Apr

Britney Spears Smashes her Vagina on her Motorbike of the Day

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Britney Spears may be dead but whoever is playing Britney, whether that’s AI, old footage, a body double is having a good time.

Sure, it is possible that the official narrative that this is the actual Britney Spears, just going through life with new teeth because she’s not actually dead, but rather a rich mental case with her new found independence is reality….

But where is the fun in that….

Here is some weird mix of content from her instagram that she posted from what I assume is Mexico, featuring pussy on motorbikes, bikinis, other weirdness….because when you’re Britney Spears, her Body Double, AI, you can do anything you want.

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