I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..

Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.

She’s a babe.

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All these pics are the fucking same….so whether I have posted them before or not is almost irrelevant…because I can tell you with certainty that I have…sure the may or may not have featured Candice Swanepoel…but the dozens of other models they have recruited over the last 10 years…but I am sure they were essentially the fucking same…because I guess you run out of ideas for a catalog shot for a panty line…

It is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show today….it is an informercial…that will be as dull as all the times before it….but that people will talk about..cuz corporations buying an hour Time slot to showcase babes in underwear is a big fucking deal in America….

First show is at 4 pm….maybe some pics will be leaked…but in the meantime…here are the dull photoshopped bullshit you’ve seen so many times before.

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year….

I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised…..

If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed….

Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks.///

Here she is in video some creep edited….

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So Candice Swanepoel’s handlers at Victoria’s Secret who run her instagram…had a funny typo when posting this picture of her either at her fitting…or as a placeholder or excuse to mention her fitting…

This is what they wrote:

Did my #VSfashionshow fitting today. Amazing how everyone came together after #sandy. #theshowmusthoon @victoriassecret

Since you’re an idiot…I laughed because the # The Show Must Ho On….like bitch knows she’s just a half naked prostitute with a great body making millions without having to fuck her way to the top….but by still exploiting herself…even if we are all fucking hookers…her honesty…was lovely…and just more reason to like her.

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There’s something I really hate about girls who skateboard….and that I have always hated about girls who skateboard….and that is that they look like idiots and usually aren’t as dainty or as lady like as I like my girls to be…but I guess that was an era before the long board made a comeback…cuz seeing Candice Swanepoel, my favorite, rocking her long athletic model legs, squatting like she was on my dick…but instead on a longboard…. all beachy and 70s erotic…and not tom boy trying to pop shove it….and I like it….but then again…I like all Candice Swanepoel has to offer…from her period…to shitting…to anything disgusting she can do..it’s all fucking gold to me…

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Candice Swanepoel is venturing out from Victoria’s Secret, you know making big moves….cuz she’s a huge name, has a perfect body, and because all these companies are the fucking same bullshit, with the same shoots and probably even the same ownership….and she’s mastered the catalog campaigns…..

I like her, I get hate mail about her, people don’t seem down with white Africans making more money than they do, I guess they are still stuck in the slave era I guess, when I just wish I was stuck ball deep inside her…

Here she is the other day in a black dress….

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Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

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Victoria’s Secret made a couple of billion dollars in sales last year….and I expect more out of their catalog shoots…even if they made them more like a hip hop video with helicopters and fucking Rolls Royces in the background….maybe a few hip hop video girls twerking…I mean anything but this standard, constant, catalog shoot that I jerked off to in the fucking late 80s, with a different babe I want to impregnate as the star….

I guess it is just uninspired and I like things to be a little more revolutionary….

This why change a good thing shit is shit.

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Candice Swanepoel was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model for the last little while…I’d write her love letters as I anxiously awaited her boyfriend of 5 years to come out of the closet so that I could make my move ….but then one day someone commented under one of my posts…calling her out for having a shitty face….and I started looking at her differently…I was blinded by her hott body…and I was not aware of the fact that she wasn’t as amazing as I thought she was….and ever since that day…I’ve only been able to jerk off to pics of her from behind…you know with her head cropped out…cuz I’m romantic like that….not that I jerk off to pics of lingerie models….this isn’t the 90s and I have the internet….but if I did…it’d be focused and zoomed in on her great fucking ass…

Here she is promoting sports and fitness apparel with her great ass….apparel all girls should wear to the gym to motivate dudes to go to the gym…..even though all girls I see at the gym are fat and trying to look like this…..the world is one flawed system after another.

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