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2022

16

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Print of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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2022

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Underboob of the Day

Pete Davidson tainted Kate Beckinsale who I guess was one stop on his ritualistic climb to the top of the food chain, ending up on Kim Kardashian, I guess is the top of the food chain, because in her food chain it’s about who eats the most souls of the people beneath her…..

Obviously, to the average spectator is a downgrade from even an old as shit Kate Beckinsale, because Kim K is old as shit too…she’s just about double the size of Beckinsale and about 1/100th the hotness, or less, depending on how disgusted you are by her freakish surgeries, procedures, body shape, and contribution to the destruction of humanity through vapid, social media, narcissism, and money grubbing….

But to the insider, the Kim K touch, is the best marketing hustle, the richest, the gold standard in “I’ve made it in the culture”…..which is sad..

No one, except Beckinsale’s creepy fans knew that she was fucking Pete, but they’d be mad at her fucking anyone, they’re the old school fan boy who rages when their girl gets dicked, it taints them for them and that upsets them…..kinda like Bieber fans being mean to his wife…they just can’t handle their love being violated by something that looks like he has AIDS…..

Point being, Beckinsale has still not rotted out, she still looks good, she still seems slutty, and I like it.

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2022

17

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fitness of the Day

I don’t know if this is really the key to Kate Beckinsale’s not aging, I’m more into thinking she’s got VAMPIRE blood in her and is some kind of baby eating reptilian who just hasn’t allowed her skin suit to age the way the other reptilian skin suits age, because of vanity….

But she is doing some sit ups while hanging upside down in some fitness gear and there’s clearly a fetish in this somewhere…maybe a fitness fetish, a MONKEY BAR FETISH, which I can’t imagine ever being a good fetish to have unless you work at Disney…maybe it’s on a BDSM level of “REACH FOR IT BITCH”…or maybe you’re just into Kate Beckinsale, the fact she’s still hot in her 40s, a mom of a full grown pussy of its own…and jerking off to all the young dick she has fucked excites you.

I just remembered she was one of the celebrities that Pete Davidson’s illuminati handlers pretended he dated when building his profile as a “legit” celebrity despite being zero fucking funny….clearly an owned puppet….but I will assume his dick was in Beckinsale before it was in a Kardashian as part of their marketing their new DISNEY show….

Suspicious stories….and not just because his dad “died” in 9/11…..but that’s part of it….

When you know everything is run by an evil group, it’s hard to buy into any of this being organic or not evil.

I am definitely taking sides with Kanye, who is clearly some mind controlled idiot too, probably a satanist pretending to be a Christian, but I did watch his documentary and he is a legit genius, his mom was a very supportive mom, and I have a feeling they took her away, so they could have him all for themselves….but I also think the Kardashians are demons designed to destroy society….which they are…so anything calling out those horrible people, especially from an insider who has kids with them, is probably worth listening to….even if it’s all part of their shitty marketing campaigns…

I went on a bit of a tangent here, the point of the story was “check out old bitch Kate Beckinsale doing upside down ab work that could inspire you to think she may be able to suck her own dick” like it was Pete Davidsons…you like that…right.

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2022

10

Feb

Kate Beckinsale is a Furry of the Day

KATE BECKINSALE took some time out of fucking 18 year old dudes and making them cum inside her dried up old lady womb in efforts to absorb their LIFEFORCE….it’s an anti aging procedure like child blood transfusions…

This is a solid viral video by the hot bodied old lady Kate Beckinsale, because it has all the elements you’d want in a viral video…a hot bodied old lady in a sports bra showing some skin while brown paper bagging herself so we don’t need to see how old she actually is….tricking a cute cat in some stupid pet trick type clickbait…all while catering to a VERY loyal group of perverts with a very weird fetish we call the FURIES.

Like feet pics, if you give a FURRY a fucking inch they take a fucking mile, so easy to please and all it takes is a FURRY costume….

I know what you’re thinking, Furries aren’t a fetish anymore, they are a gender, a species of their own…they are campaigning to have LITTER BOXES put in every Walmart bathroom so that they can feel included in this inclusive woke and progressive world I call hell… because I don’t really want to see a pervert motherfucker who dresses in costumes rubbing up against strangers when I’m buying my fucking CHEESE PUFFS….unless of course that pervert is Kate Bekinsale…

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2021

15

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Flash of the Day

Kate Beckinsale must be an Augmented Reality Creature made on a computer system 20 years ago and they’ve committed to keeping her “alive” as a CGI character….

Maybe she’s just AI, or a robot because she doesn’t make any fucking sense to me being as hot as she is in her mid 40s. It just doesn’t make sense…

We know that with some movie magic they could DEFINITELY game us with a fake person….it’s been done 10 times in 10 different ways over the years….people are dumb and buy into anything.

I saw a trailer for a movie she’s in called JOLT on Amazon…and she looked fucking hot…

Understand, she is 48 years old, you know almost 50, you know…WHAT THE FUCK…

Maybe the rich just have better face injections that the low grade talent on instagram. WHO KNOWS but it’d be nice to get her pregnant like you were Charlie Sheen, even though you probably can’t because of memopause…

Never did I think I’d be wanting to fuck a menopausal, I man sure I’d do it if it was in front of me, and when I worked the old folks home it was easy pickings, but my conscious self, not my horny animalistic wanting to cum self, is still interested in sex with Kate Beckinsale and not in a weird fetish way…despite her being the age of a weird fetish…SHE”S GOOD.

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2021

12

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Cleavage of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is a bit of a freak, not in a bad way, in the way you’d want all women to be freaks, because she rots at a slower rate than other bitches traditionally did, because looking at her body and face in her tight outfit, tits pushed up, tongue out like she’s waiting for your low testosterone, over masturbated, unsubstantial load….TAKE YOUR ZINC, MAGNESIUM and EAT YOUR FUCKING WATERMELON…

I don’t know if she’s actually a vampire, maybe it was some of her character research for the one and only movie I’ve seen her in, Underworld, and I didn’t even see Underworld, I just know about it…and nerds fucking love it…or did in an era where DVDs were purchased and paused for masturbation purposes.

I only know her as the hot, small bodied mom, who a good campaign hero, you know like the faces of the people on the cigarette packs, for having kids young if you’re going to have kids at all, because there’s no reason to NOT bounce back….but then again she’s a rich kid, with rich parents and the sperm that made her kids also rich, and she’s probably rich with her own acting and prostituting to young guys to steal their lifeforce, more fun than blood transfusions with children I guess…OH THOSE RICH FOLK and their fucking weirdness.


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2021

14

May

Kate Beckinsale Hiding that Old Lady Turkey Neck of the Day

A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…

Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…

This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…

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2021

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Latex Lingerie in Canada of the Day

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is actually in Canada or if this is just her foreshadowing the future takeover of Canada, you know the next on the list of countries for the Queen to take over because she owns it….you know CONSPIRACY GLOBALISM SHIT….

Beckinsale is from the UK, and I’ll assume she was a RICH kid in the UK, hence the ability to make it in America….as a single mom….which normally would HINDER a bitch trying to make it in America…and Beckinsale is hugely famous in America..in part for being the tiny bodied, hot mid 40 year old mom of a 20 year old….so it is reasonable to think she works for the Queen….or at least more fun to think that than to think she’s in an RV on set in Canada for a scene where she’s in lingerie…because last I checked, she hasn’t been in a movie since Underworld 20 years ago…which happened to be enough of a movie to be in to basically last forever…

She’s probably just shooting in Canada, but since we are in lockdowns, have internment camps, can’t travel inter-province, have curfews, bars and restaurants closed, all for a virus that kills old sick people…the globalism agenda seems to make more sense…

Either way, she’s hot, in bed, assuming the fuck her missionary position and that’s always fun no matter how old she is.

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2021

19

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Mourns Her Dad With her Legs Up of the Day

Here’s Kate Beckinsale doing some hair and make-up shit because she’s not scared of COVID, she’s fucking invincible…if her immune system isn’t on some other level…I don’t understand why she looks so good despite being so fucking old…

I don’t know if an old lady in a face mask, not the face mask you’ve been trained to use as your BLANKIE, even though masks don’t work….in a onsey doing some legs up in the air like she’s ready to get a fuck….only fully clothed…but at least it allows you to see what she looks like when fucking in the chair…like she probably does because what the fuck else does she have to do with herself but fuck the young guys into hot old ladies for their youthful sperm….her fountain of youth…

This is a bit more fun that her dad’s death notice she also posted in the past 24 hours, he died of a heart attack at 31…which is abnormal but luckily has given Beckinsale some daddy issues we need her to have.

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2021

17

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Mouth Skills of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is Irish enough….I mean she has a stupid accent….and you know, it’s St Patrick’s Day, so why not watch this UK slag showing off her mouth tricks while confusing us all because she’s still hot despite being old enough to have a 25 year old daughter without having been knocked up at 15….which is probably why she fucks all the young dudes…to fill her leprechaun pot of gold with their seed that her uterus digests and pumps through her veins like the Human Growth Hormone every actor over 40 with muscles is on…..you know the serum of youth…young man semen….at least when you’re too old to get knocked up…

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