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2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell’s Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell's Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Geri Halliwell|Unsorted

2007

04

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd is a Hairy Armpit Lesbian of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some slut you’ve all jerked off to rockin’ some hairy fucking armpits. I don’t understand what these pics are from or if it’s some kind of joke, but I don’t find it funny because I fucking hate hairy armpits on chicks and I remember the first time I ever saw a hairy armpit on a chick, it was when I was a kid of maybe 9 years old. She was a 65 year old midget who rolled her own cigarettes and for some reason picked me up after school for a few months. She had blocks of wood on her car’s gas and brake pedals and a phonebook on her seat. I am not even making this shit up. It was during the beginning of summer when she decided to wear some kind of tank top shit and I looked over at her and she smiled at me and I saw the fuckin armpit hair and gagged. She probably hadn’t shaved in decades and the shit was thicker than my wife’s labia and wet from sweat and I just lost it and threw the fuck up.

Since then, I’ve met lesbians and hippies and feminists and environmentalists and people who don’t wear shoes and shit like that and whenever I see a bitch rockin’ armpit hair I think of my hairy midget and freak the fuck out and whenever the chick is hot or has some kind of potential of being hot and I see that shit it ruins her. It’s like this time I was with this really hot chick with these legs that never ended and as I worked my way up to her box and moved her underwear aside, I saw testicles and had to PEACE THE FUCK OUT. Ok that never happened, but it could have happened and if it did I am sure armpit hair would be the least of my worries….but you get the fuckin’ point that Danielle Lloyd may have been some kind of slut sex symbol from the UK because she was Miss England, but this armpit hair move is obviously some kind of obscure self-destructive behavior because it pretty much takes everything she worked for and throws it all down the toilet and all it took was a couple weeks to grow that shit out. I guess it’s not as bad for you as dying of a drug overdose.

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2007

04

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz Doing a Handstand of the Day

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I am hungover. I went out last night at 9 and drank until 6 in the morning. The problem with that is that I got no stories to tell because I don’t remember much of anything that happened. I didn’t get in fights, I didn’t start shit, I didn’t embarrass myself any more that I usually embarrass myself, I just drank amongst a whole lot of 18 year olds because I am a lot like Cameron Diaz, I figure if I pretend I am still a kid, the kids will just think I’m still a kid too, and will want my dick. Reality is that both Cameron Diaz and I are washed up, useless people, with nothing but depressing roads ahead, but delusion allows us to go on and not jump off a very high building.

Here are those pictures of Cameron Diaz reclaiming her youth by acting like she’s 5, so people overlook the fact that she’s going to be 40 soon. Point of all this is to say, she’s still got a good ass.

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2007

03

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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One thing I don’t fully understand but fully embrace is how touchy/feely girls are with each other. I was sitting outside on a bench doing what I do and two girls sit down next to me. They start talking about their dads and boys and school and all the standard shit girls talk about and the whole time they were rubbing each other. At first I thought nothing of it, but as the stroking continued I got a little curious. Were they bi or just good friends, because I’ve never rubbed any of my friends like that, but that’s probably because I have no friends. I guess it doesn’t really matter because there are worse things to witness than two teen stroking each other semi-erotically…I like to think they were just doing it for me you know to get me going, but then they noticed me staring, gave me the finger and walked away. It’s good to be me.

Kidd Rock is Lookin’ For a Girl To Be His Correspondent on Youtube…Check The Entries
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Watch Johnny Fairplay from Survivor Getting Booed and Losing His Teeth at Some Award Show When Danny Bonaduce Owns Him….
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Britney Gets Her License….Check Out The Picture….
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Isiah Thomas Pick-Up Lines The Public DIDN’T Get to Hear
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Tera Patrick Nude in Bizarre Magazine
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This Hooker Takes Her Kids To Work With Her
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Girl Makes the Best Lesbian Break-Up Video For Her Boyfriend
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot In Her Complex Cover Shoot
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The Sexual Innuendo Commercial You’ll Like
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The Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Picture Was Sent To All The Sites by Her Bodyguard Big Moe….Not Sure How He Found Me But Hi! Anyway, there’s a whole lot of drama surrounding the pics…yes there are more pics….
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Brooke Hogan is Huge and Dressed Like a Weird Stripper…The Kind You Don’t Get a Lapdance From Cuz You Know She’s Crazy
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Watch the Dildo Song Because It’ll Make You Feel Stupidier than You Are
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A Little Blondie Action
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Crazy Giraffe Fight
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Lohan is Still Doing Drugs in Rehab
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Janice Dickinson Hangin With Sanjaya at Some Reality TV Awards Show
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New Avril Lavigne Music Video
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Some Chick Named Charley Uchea’s Tit Pops Out
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Kid Rock Says Pam Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage…
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Natalie Portman is as Boring as She Looks at Some Climate Change Event….
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Amateur Couple Have Sex on the Balcony – Sex Tape – NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Young Girls Doing a Hot Dance Routine to Soulja Boy…Then Start Making Out….Sluts…
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More of Hayden Letting the Dogs Out in Yellow
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More on the Britney Spears Sex Tape
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More Brooke Hogan Lookin’ Like a 40 year Old Ex-Stripper With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Nicole Richie Eats Chocolate….No I’m Not Talking About Her Dad…Racist.
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Guy Beats Up 2 Girls in a Garage
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Kristin Kreuk Has Some Cleavage at LAX
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Some Funny Commercial Called Which One is the Hottest
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A Naked Man Invades Kevin Costner’s Home…It Wasn’t Me…
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Brad Pitt Dresses Like Angelina Cuz She Forces Him To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Pictures from the Fox Reality Channel Event…Notice Perez’s Black Eye…Dude Needs a Bodyguard
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Tina Wallmann’s Got Great TIts in Ralph Magazine
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Some Chick Named Candice Michelle Lookin’ Hot a Fuck
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Kate Beckinsale Gets Frisk and I Get Turned On…
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Co-Star and Brandy’s Brother Says He Banged 1000 Women…I Believe It…Girls are Easy
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Some Black Chick Shaking Her Ass Video
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Some Chick Named Luciana Salazar Showing Off Her Big Tits in Gente Magazine
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Danni Minogue in Some Hot Lingerie
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Fat Cheerleader Gets Kicked in the Face
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Some Fat Celeb I’ve Never Heard of Named Jessie Wallace Topless
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Some Dude Goes on a Wild Ride….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nerd Rap Battle
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Heidi Montag Got More Work Done
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Woman Are Really Bad at the Male Strip Club
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Katie Lohmann Dressed Like a Bunny…
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Download Fergie’s Album in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl’s Self Shot Pics in Photobucket
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Drunk Girls Making Out at a Party Video
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Here’s a Slapfest Video….
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Vintage Porn..Billy Fucks His Cousin…
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Some Idiot Straps Some Kind of Bomb on His Head and It Goes Off Video
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Christina Ricci Gallery of Hot Pics
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Tasty Crisa is Some Huge Breasted Beast
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Dude Locks His Girlfriend in the Trunk of His Car
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Use This Spray Because You Need Sex
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Find Yourself a Fuck Friend In Your Hometown
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Bonus:

Vida Guera for Playboy
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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse's Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson's Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simspon|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simspon|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Lohan Brings in the Sunshine of the Day

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The cool thing about drugs is that it turns people in to grey unhealthy lookin’ crazy people. It rapes them from the inside when I can’t. I still woulda slammed Lohan during her dark addiction years that I am pretty sure she’ll be revisiting soon enough because getting fucked and fucked up is a lot more exciting than sitting around doing nothing all day, but these pictures of her lookin’ refreshed in yellow remind of the Lohan I decided to stalk 3 years ago. She still doesn’t know I exist because I am not really good at much, and stalking takes too much fucking work, but if I had followed through on it, I woulda definitely been on Entertainment Tonight.

She looks happier than you’ve ever been in these pics, I was thinking maybe it’s because she rekindled shit with her dad, then I was thinking it was cuz she kicked her addictions, but then I realized that she’s supposed to be getting out in 2 weeks and she can probably taste the cocaine and smell the cum drippin off her chin.

I just got an email from someone from my past who recognized my voice in one of the videos. He told me that he’s been lookin’ for me for 7 years and that I am dead. I think that means I just got a death threat. I’ll let you know how that works out for me….but after lookin at these Lohan the Sunshine of my Life pictures I don’t think anything can go wrong….she’s my guardian angel and by angel I mean she’s my target vagina to lick in my lifetime….we all need to have goals….otherwise what’s the point of livin’….


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