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2013

15

Feb

Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

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#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me.

Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

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2012

22

Feb

Helena Christensen Models Triumph Lingerie of the Day

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Helena Christensen is in her 40s which might as well be her 90s in the lingerie modeling world….but here she is modeling her own lingerie line…and sure she could be photoshopped…but at least she’s fucking doing it….cuz there’s nothing that annoys me more than when these bikini models and lingerie models get old and start up their own collections and decide to hire real young and hot models to wear the shit rather than put their fraction of what they once were ass in the shit to humiliate themselves…actually that doesn’t annoy me at all…cuz laughing at sloppy ex models is for bitter women who are jealous that they still look better than them…and staring at half naked chicks in lingerie is a dude thing….

Turns out this post happened back in January….I am a horrible blogger who can’t keep track of my smut…

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2012

26

Jan

Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

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Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

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Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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2011

04

Nov

Helena Christensen Showing Off Her Amazing Body in Amazing Pictures of the Day

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I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way….

Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.

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2011

13

Jul

Helena Christensen Vintage Model in a Bikini of the Day

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I posted a link to these pictures of Helena Christensen last night, but I figured I’d post at least one of the pictures, because I’m addicted to posting bikini pictures on my site, but also I am into model pussy, even if that model pussy is past its model expiry date, cuz it ages better than non model pussy, partially because it is taught the importance of physical appearance and it takes the necessary steps to make it a pussy I want to shove my tongue inside….if you know what I mean…all waxed and luxurious…that smell like roses if you can see past all the bi-sexual Michael Hutchence rockstar sperm that’s probably still caked to the vagina walls….which luckily…I can…

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2010

04

May

Helena Christensen Nude for Reebok of the Day

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I’ve been spending a few years watching bitches run. I figure I am not about to get in shape but watching girls trying to gets kinda exciting, especially the hotter it gets outside and the less clothes the bitches wear. I see girl in tight shorts, tight pants, sports bras, hard nipples, sweaty pussy….I’ve seen bitches running bare foot, but I’ve never seen anyone run nude, but I’m hoping this influences some of these idiot groupies who think this is a new trend in running and not just a publicity stunt for running shoes….even though I know the second the spandex and lycra comes of – the scarier those fit looking asses become…but I’m okay with that….

Either way, here’s retired supermodel Helena Christensen doing the right kind of comeback work.

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2009

24

Nov

Retired Supermodels Nude for i-D of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are retired supermodels bringing their hot older bodies out of motherhood, to show the world why they were models in the first place and that when once a model always a model because models never die and good genes last forever or some other comic book mantra you’d be better off writing for me, since I don’t do comics.

They look good, but the pics are a little boring, maybe it’s just me but when a bitch gets this close to showing me her pussy but backs the fuck out, I get angry …real angry….and that kind of behavior gets a bitch raped or at least a black eye….if you know what I mean….

This is one of those photoshoots I would have liked to be masturbating in the corner on, cuz you know between shots, bald mom pussy was bountiful…

Either way, here are the pics…..take it in cuz I figure eventually they will age and start falling apart at the seams, but no matter what they put themselves thru, they still look pretty solid, but then again, maybe that’s why they aren’t showing their pussies…you know with all the dick and babies and losing of elasticity and shit….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Nude|Retired Models

2009

22

Sep

Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

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Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot. Instead it’s just a reminder than any bitch you end up with is going to end up a lot uglier than she started out, and even more depressing is that any bitch you end up with won’t even look this good when you get started out, pretty much confirming what we all already know about you and that is that you should just go HOMO.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2008

14

Aug

Helena Christensen Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s another old hot model I want to fuck who is set for life and spending the day in her bikini and you should be jealous of her because she has the money to do all the things you wish you could do because of all the money she made because she was born hot and someone figured they could make money off her. The truth is that I have spoke to local models, who aren’t really anything special, but think they are and they have dreams of international modeling stardom and always talk about how hard their work is and how much talent shit takes and it’s all fucking bullshit.

I was featured in Maxim and Complex magazine, I’m not bragging, cuz it’s not a big deal, but I am just saying, that the photoshoots consisted of sitting on your ass on a couch next to a table of catered breakfast food, drinks and coffee that is better than anything I get here, until the motherfucker was ready to take your picture, in a room with 4 set designers, 1 art director, 1 photographer and 1 photograher’s assistant, where you sit on your ass in the set they have set u and he takes your picture for about an hour, joke around between shots and then the caterer brings in lunch that is bettert than anything I can afford here and everyone takes an hour break and sits around talking about bullshit, until dude takes more pictures or you and wrapping things up mid afternoon, ending the day of work that was more like sitting at home all day with pretentious art fags with camera equiment. I figured real models do pretty much the same thing only on a bigger scale and if they do shit is a fuckin’ joke, doesn’t take talent and pays too fucking much, proven with these pictures of Helena Christensen in her bikini.

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