Jenna Jameson hit up the pumpkin patch because it’s the place you go if you don’t have a good PR person and you are in the mood to get a picture of you taken by the paparazzi…Unless of course this is the only fucking place in LA that you can get a pumpkin, like these assholes have the monopoly on it or something, and I’m just a little disappointed that she’d kill the excitement of what she’s going as this year by wearing her Zombie costume out early…not to mention Zombie’s are so fucking played out this year….oh wait…That’s just how she looks…my bad…I am also disappointed that she’s fuckin’ with such small pumpkins, you know based on what she did to her tits, and I guess what she did to her pussy, you’d think she was a go big or go home kind of slut…and really that’s no way to talk about my Twitter Girlfriend , but she neglects me lately, so fuck her…if you’re into takin’ risks…Get it? Cuz she’s a pornstar who would seemingly have a very polluted cunt….

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Jenna Jameson was at the Jackass 3D premiere in tight clothes…for those of you who are interested in knowing what a woman who used to fuck countless men and take countless loads on her face in exchange for money some wouldn’t consider quite enough to make them do what she did on camera, despite the fact that if she didn’t do what she did, she probably would be working as a truckstop checkout girl or strungout on drugs as a whore no one wants to fuck cuz she’s too old and used up…

But that’s not way to talk about my TWITTER girlfriend….we all fuck…some of us even fuck a lot of people…some of us pay for it…some of us do it to advance our careers or living situations…some of us do it on camera…some of us do it as a career…and who really cares…cuz I’d still eat her out but then again we’re in internet love….and based on these pants at least she knows where she stands in life.

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The highlight of my TWITTER experience was not the time I was one of 8 people blocked by Ashton Kutcher , or the period of time that Lindsay Lohan followed me before her evil group of evil friends told her not to, or the fact that every single celebrity who probably doesn’t even write their own twitter, but who instead use it as a money-making tool has blocked me, except for the Kim Kardashian pig….but that’s cuz we have an understanding…and she likes everyone, even insignificant people knowing what she’s up to…

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was when Jenna Jameson used to message me, despite the hundreds of men she’s fucked who she could reach out to, back before her husband beat her up and called her a meth addict…cuz she looks like she could be one…

Here she is not showing off her vagina…even though that’s kinda what we’d like from her…because that’s kinda her gig…even if she has a beautiful soul behind all that stale cum stained skin….but her father just died and in a pornstar world….father’s a myth…so it’s a pretty big deal.

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Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide.

The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic….

But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to.

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