I used to live in a foster home and the daughter of the family I was living with was this bigger, greasy, ugly as fuck girl who I guess was fucking horny as shit, cuz she would always make sure to walk around half naked, or flash me without panties, all to seemingly be innocent, but really to try to get me turned on and into her, but at 14 years old, I didn’t really know how to deal with these things, mainly because my hormones weren’t strong enough for me to ignore how ugly she was….It went on for months, where I knew this monster wanted to jump me. I’d wake up and she’d be in my bed, I’d catch her masturbating, but I didn’t react like a normal dude, I’d run away freaked the fuck out cuz she was really that gross…but then she tricked me…she found dirt on me and realized that if she told her parents I was the one trying to fuck her, I’d get in fucking trouble, and really who would believe a 14 year old foster kid over their daughter, so one thing lead to another cuz I didn’t want to get set to the horrible foster home and next thing you know I’m giving her back massages, and despite how fucking pimply and broad the shit is, I get hard and next thing you know I’m as sucked in as Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend….only I didn’t have the choice to run…I became her sex slave and I had no where else to go and just had to suck it up…big back and all…so when I see this dude intentionally getting with this back….I realize that maybe big back isn’t the problem….and the girl who the big back is on is…cuz Jessica Simpson, in all her desperate to get knocked up glory and in all her fatness, is still Jessica Simpson and you’d have to be an idiot to not fuck her the second you have the chance..no matter how much you hate or are traumatized by big back…and that’s the life lesson of the day…it’s not the size of the back that counts, but the pussy it is attached to.

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I don’t know if these pictures of Jessica Simpson crushing her man are becasue she’s so happy to finally have an opportunist commit to her she just can’t contain herself that she jumps on the motherfucker so that she crushes his legs and he never runs away – or if she doesn’t realize that she’s a hefty fucking bitch who weighs a lot more than she thinks she does – so she does cutsey things that cute girls can pull off, but are just scary when a tank does it – or maybe she’s just happy she found a dude who can lift her up without throwin’ out his back and she gets a kick out of it and keeps doing it on repeat like the retard that she is…But I guess none of that matters but what does matter is that she’s not wearing a bikini when all this goes down, cuz fat or not, I like to see all bitches half naked, it’s a fetish.

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I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things….

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These Jessica Simpson fat as fuck pictures hit close to home. Not because I am used to being let down by pussy I found hot…but because I have seen various women in my life kill their sex appeal like it was a bad friend who was trying to steal from them by eating their fucking faces off….mainly my wife…who was actually not so bad looking before she married me…but for some reason she just decided to start eating, to stop moving, and to never stop until she exploded…..and it is one of life’s great tragedies….

I saw the different phases of emotional eating until you turn into a fat fucking piece of shit that scares little kids and disgusts everyday people cuz it’s just not fucking human and Jessica Simpson is textbook.

It starts with a few pounds from one too many deserts….to slowly enough weight people start noticing…to strategic dressing so that people can’t tell just how fat and disgusting you are…from covering your gut with your purse, to wearing ill fitting pants hoping it’ll make you slim the fuck down like Jessica Simpson in these pictures.. to not giving a fuck and stuffing your fucking face cuz you’ve officially given up…developing diabetes, having limbs removed and smelling like shit no matter how long you shower cuz some places are just too hard to reach…..

It’s amazing what getting divorced, having failed relationship after failed relationship, having a failed record, having your younger sister go on to do all the things you wanted to do when she was always in your shadow and you were always the focal point can do to a bitches spirit….and I’d still fuck her…but I have no standards…and fat or not, she’s still Jessica Simpson….while my wife is just fat and nobody and I still fuck her….but I don’t think jerking off to these pics is right…unless you’re black…in which this bitch is right where you need her to be….and that’s enough of that.

Here she is in ill-fitting pants…

Here she is covering up her fat stomach with her purse….

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