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2009

25

Nov

Kirstin Cavallari is Bending Over in Leggings of the DAy

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I was fortunate enough to be stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings walking up the stairs in front of me earlier today….It there is one place to get stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings it is on the stairs, because you don’t look like the pervert you know you are, but also because their asses are pretty much directly in your fucking face.

It was one of those messages sent from god to remind me that I am still a man and that decent pussy I would love to fuck is still out there, not that I forgot that shit, but I can’t figure out why else I’d be that lucky cuz lucky shit never happens to me and it was substantially more exciting than these pictures of Kristin Cavallari showing us how to bottom feed in leggings by putting her mouth to the ground and her ass to the air…something all you bitches out there should take note of…..


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Posted in:Bending Over|Kristin Cavallari|Leggings

2009

11

Nov

Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

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I should spend more time at the gym, not because I am fat, unhealthy and borderline dead, but because I just realized that they gym is probably not filled with fat chicks, like I previously assumed. The reason being that fat chicks are fat and the reason they are fat is from not going to the gym and if you do get the occassional fat chick in the gym she’ll probably only last a few weeks before going back to her sitting and baked goods lifestyle plan. So here I am missing out on hot chicks with tight bodies in tight clothing in really sexual and compromising positions and then there are gyms with pools and teenage girls doing their lifeguarding course and the whole thing is fucking amazing, unfortunately, I’m too lazy to bother, but if you’re horny enough it may do you some good on a whole lot of levels and that’s something to think about….something else to think about is how sloppy this Anna Paquin chick looks on her way to the gym in a pair of tight pants, bitch is in entertainment and I’m sure she’s not about entertaining us with her unfit sloppy body, she needs to step it the fuck up and here are the pics……

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Posted in:Anna Paquin|Gym|Leggings

2009

05

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord in Some Leggings Trying to Pretend To Be Incognito of the Day

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I love these pictures of Annalynne McCord. Not because I love Annalynne McCord, or even think she’s hot because I don’t and not because I think she’s an interesting personality or a natural talen worth looking at pictures and following around because I don’t. I just love love these pictures because I think it is funny to see how she’s intentionally got herself all covered up so she looks like she’s so important that she has to mask her identiry, but I know that this is all an act and that she’s probably the one who tipped off the paparazzi by telling them that she was going to be going to wherever she is going, because that’s just what bottom feeders do.

So now the idiots who run the pictures think “Shit this Annalynne McCord is really hot right now, she can’t even go to the store without wrapping herself up like she was Britney Spears” when in reality that’s just what her management want you to think since they are trying to keep her relevant as 90210 will not last forever and McCord’s potential future is not so bright. It’s like an act now, act fast, these are desperate times situation and the whole thing is funny to me, mainly because I like seeing people fail, especially when they are the kind of failure who keeps coming back for more and won’t accept that shit’s over.

Here are the pics.

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Leggings

2009

23

Oct

Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

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Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent.

I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing…

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Posted in:Leggings|Pants|Sophie Monk

2009

24

Sep

Phoebe Price in Some American Apparel Leggings of the Day

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There is always something weird about seeing an older lady dressed like a teenage girl. I don’t find it hot now, because I like teenage girls and I’m not too into old ladies, but I will tell you this, if I was a young guy, I’d be applying for a job at American Apparel, because this whole hanging onto her youth bullshit, you know a bitch wearing shredded leggings, or a bitch in a sheer top, is a bitch who wants some young cock in her to help her forget her age or about her husband and annoying responsibilities, and they are usually the kind of bitch who will actually seduce a motherfucker in the changing room, you know ask him to adjust her bra for her, because life gets boring and depressing and the taste of youth makes it a little better, even if you look like a fucking clown in the process….

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Posted in:American Apparel|Leggings|Phoebe Price

2009

18

Sep

Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day

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Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their ex girlfriends cuz they were off fucking Paris Hilton, probably playing a real number on her self-esteem, I mean especially coupled with how irrelevant her career is, making most people end it all, you know pack it all in their designger bag and head back home to ghetto suburban life she had in Australia. But I guess she’s giving it one last push and hasn’t given up yet because then she did the whole staged bikini pictures where she hired the paparazzi agency to follow her to the beach where she posed for them, then convinced them to follow her in her everyday life, giving bored bloggers who like something to write about…

Now, she’s dating some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon I am guessing she went to see to perk up her dumpy little ass, or maybe it was to get her flappy Paris Herpes ridden twat tightened up, but shes’ gone on to say that it’s nice to not be with someone in the limelight, as if the Good Charlotte sister was ever in the fuckin’ limelight, and this mother fucker’s apparently got his filmography on his fuckin’ website trying to be the California Playboy he wants to be and I guess what it comes down to is that he’s fuckin’s Sophie Monk and we’re not….

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Posted in:Leggings|Sophie Monk

2009

15

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Young Whore Teenage Legs of the Day

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I get grief for making barely sexual commentary about girls who aren’t 18 and I don’t really understand what people expect me to do when they dress their 16 year old up like this. From the high heels, to the flishnets, to the short shorts, to the red lipstick and the bleached hair, the short shorts and the smell of teenage pregnancy radiating out of her pussy, I can’t really help myself. If they motherfuckers really cared about stopping sex crimes, they’d stop putting this kind of imagery in mainstream media and if anyone should get arrested for kiddie porn or sex offense, it should be the wardrobe guy and writing of whatever show she’s on. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Fishnets|Leggings|Taylor Momsen

2009

26

Aug

Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.

Bryce Dallas Howard, Ass, Leggings
Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.

Posted in:Ass|Bryce Dallas Howard|Leggings

2009

17

Jul

Shakira in Some Leggings of the Day

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I know that I’d rather see Shakira on all fours with an 14 inch dildo in her ass and a fist in her pussy because I hear when you get a Columbian girl enough coke, everything is fuckin’ possible, they are like cartoon pussy who do shit that other girls find impossible, but since that shit only happens in my imagination, I’ll settle for pictures of her in her leggings leaving the gym, because even though she’s 10 years older than when we first started our one-sided relationship, I still haven’t seen her pussy, so leggings are a good enough reminder that the popstar who got away, may have a second round, ideally a really fucking trashy round in her….ust next time, let’s get some shots from behind….because leggings without being able to check out the ass are really just a waste of fucking time…

Posted in:Leggings|Shakira

2009

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leggings of the Day

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I am always amazed when I remember that Kate Beckinsale’s got a kid. I’m sure she found the shit on the side of the road, or maybe it was her dying drug addict sister’s who needed a home, because it makes no sense to me that shit grew inside of her and ripped its way out of her, her body is too tight.

My only issue with Kate Beckinsale or giving her love for lookin’ good is that it makes me feel like a virgin werido who collects action figures because she did some movie that I’ve never seen called Underworld, but apparently every dude who can’t get pussy has and have since plastered their walls with her picture and name their pet iguana after her and shit.

Here she is leaving the gym in leggings or some shit.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Leggings|Mom