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Archive for the Mariah Carey Category

2008

28

May

Mariah Carey Throwin’ A Pitch in Japan of the Day

Mariah Carey is in Japan because that’s the only country that is crazy enough to care about her and they got her to throw some pitch at some baseball game. She was classy enough to show up in her Mariah track jacket and workout shorts while wearing her high heels because they are the only thing that makes her fat legs look thin. I guess the joke that is Mariah Care continues but on an international scale and I guess it doesn’t matter because I wouldn’t mind her and her weak chin throwing anything down for me, preferably my pants, because I have a useless set of balls I wouldn’t mind her singing to.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Pitching|Shorts

2008

06

May

The New Mariah Carey Video of the Day

Here’s an exclusive that is probably not an exclusive anymore because I decided to drink last night instead of write about the release of Mariah’s new video because I have my priorities straight. Her fake husband who she decided to marry for publicity because that would be the only explanation for this joke of a stunt that threw both these fuckers into the media hard before the release of Nick Cannon’s show and Mariah’s album and it’s all proven with the fact that Nick Cannon re-gifted a ring. We all know that real girls wouldn’t accept that and despite wanting to save our money and recycle shit we bought previous sluts, we never would despite how poverty we are so why the fuck would he.

Either way, dude makes a cameo that isn’t as exciting as her cameo in a bikini. Her body looks tight and despite it being some kind of movie magic effect – I still like it enough to post it. Enjoy the boring song that I know you’ll continue to listen to when alone in your bedroom at night when you know your exgirlfriend is out on a date with her new dude, that is assuming you have an exgirlfriend which could be more of a stretch than this whole Mariah and Nick Cannon marriage.

Posted in:Bye Bye Video|Mariah Carey

2008

17

Mar

Mariah Cary Flashes Her Panties on SNL of the Day

I am the first to hate on Saturday Night Live for being some candy coated comedy show that doesn’t push any fucking limits ever or make me laugh. Their claim to fame in the 70s was that no one else was doing what they were doing. They were all so jacked on coke and they’d make fun of shit and show things you couldn’t find anywhere else on TV, but then the internet hit and TV became this lame censored place where no one could really do anything shocking or interesting or even that funny, unless they were on a cable channel.

The good news is that Saturday Night Live redeemed themselves this past weekend with a Mariah Carey panty slip, sure it’s about 10 years too late, but I think she’s still worth watching. The only thing that gets me down is the fact that she wasn’t too crazy or depressed to enough to forget her underwear, because a little vagina on Saturday Night Live would do them some good, and I don’t mean more Tina Fey or Molly Shannon, cuz those sluts are broken the fuck down….I am talking about Mariah Carey’s beav.

Watch the Video:

2008

27

Feb

Mariah Carey Hot Tits Suckin’ in Video of the Day

Here’s the new Mariah Carey video that you can almost relate to, except for the girl with big tits answering her door in a bra and playing with you in your fantasies party. Your life is more about being the awkward motherfucker sitting on the computer nervous as shit because a girl in the chat room just asked you for a private chat or some shit.Maybe one day she will get on cam for you, we all have dreams and my dream may not involve touching Mariah Carey or her huge tits, it’s gotta do with unicorns, they are so mystical and I feel like if I had I unicorn I could really take over the world.

It’s kinda like this asshole I used to hang out with who bought a Firebird with a T-Top. He was so convinced bitches would flock to it, that everytime we rolled together he would park outside of bars blasting his shitty music with a beer in his hand, expecting them to crawl into the half-assed convertible and start bouncing on his dick. Instead, they’d just look and laugh because we were about 20 years too old and too late and the high school dreams of being the cool guy with the firebird should have been left in highschool, and high school girls today are more into luxury cars and Firebirds don’t have the same impact as they did in the 80s. Now if dude had a unicorn, every slut from the age of 4 on would think you’re a fuckin’ hero and that is the power of having a non-existent animal all girls dreamed of having as a kid, it’s timeless.

Either way, Here’s me and Mariah like baby and pacifier’s new video.

Posted in:Bra|Mariah Carey|Music Video|Tits

2008

22

Feb

Mariah Carey Topless on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. She’s doing a pretty damn good job covering up her shit. She’s even strategically placed her dog and used him as a bra which leads me to wonder what else she does with her dog. Not only does the little fucker get to eat her panties, sniff her crotch and eat her tampons when she’s on the rag, watch her take a shit and get closer to her tits than you ever will, but since bitch is crazy, it’s safe to assume that dresses him up for dinner in a little tuxedo pretending he’s her date, since no guy goes near her for fear of having her have a nervous breakdown on them….but that dog just can’t say no…mainly because he can’t talk but also because he feels so luxurious….

Speaking of luxurious, I am drunk and realized that my hair is falling out. Not only am I a fat middle aged poverty case but now I am also a bald fat middle aged poverty case. It’s pretty depressing, but considering I have no self-esteem as it is, I guess it’s not a big deal….probably the same kind of feeling Mariah has when she decided to paraded around the beach like she’s 20 and this is college spring break….

Posted in:Beach|Mariah Carey|Topless

2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey’s Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

Bonus: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage on the Today Show…Today…


Related Posts:

Mariah Carey’s Cleavage and Short Skirt Pictures
Mariah Carey’s Nipples Walk Her Dog
Mariah Carey in a White Bikini
Older Mariah Carey Upskirt Pictures

Posted in:cleavage|Legs|Mariah Carey|Pantyhose|Tits|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey's Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

Bonus: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage on the Today Show…Today…


Related Posts:

Mariah Carey’s Cleavage and Short Skirt Pictures
Mariah Carey’s Nipples Walk Her Dog
Mariah Carey in a White Bikini
Older Mariah Carey Upskirt Pictures

Posted in:cleavage|Legs|Mariah Carey|Pantyhose|Tits|Unsorted

2007

13

Sep

I am – Mariah Carey’s Cleavage and Short Skirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage because she has big tits and I figured you like to feel like you were in the room with her, lookin’ down her shirt because you are a pervert and wouldn’t actually be with a girl who looks like this. That’s not saying that Mariah Carey is hot, it’s saying that you’re a loser.

Speaking of losers, I used to hang out with a girl who was built like Mariah. She had a weak chin, big boobs and a pretty curvy body. She was an alcoholic, so we’d get drunk pretty much everyday for the month we hung out together. I wanted to bang her from day one, but she thought she was hotter than she was and liked having me around because I could drink as much as she could and I didn’t look down on her for being a slut who ended up going home everynight with a different dude. I took on the shitty friend role who had to listen to all her sexual conquests about how guys stuffed her and how she’d have to get rid of them then next day and shit, and it made me want to take her for a round. No matter how drunk we got she would never give me any pussy. She would always leave with a random because she had some theory that she only bangs dudes she doesn’t know.

Either way, I went out with her on an off night and she ended up leaving the bar alone. She invited me back to her place so I figured I’d be banging her. We put on a movie and I grabber her pussy, that’s my move. If they throw off the hand it means they don’t want it. I am pretty romantic like that especially when I know the girl I am dealing with is a slut. Anyway, we end up fooling around, I finger bang her, suck her tits all the standard shit and like an idiot pull pants off. That shit was like the alarm sounding in her head and she put a stop to everything and sent me home never to talk to me again.

Whenever I see Mariah Cary pictures, I remember that night, that girl and how I can turn off girls quicker than anyone I know and here are those Mariah pics.


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Mariah Carey’s Upskirt and See Through Shirt
Mariah Carey’s Bikini Pictures
Mariah Carey’s See Through Shit in the Rain
Mariah Carey’s Nipples Walk Her Dog

Posted in:Cellulite|cleavage|Mariah Carey|Tits|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

13

Sep

I am – Mariah Carey's Cleavage and Short Skirt of the Day

mariah_carey_cleavage_top.jpg

Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage because she has big tits and I figured you like to feel like you were in the room with her, lookin’ down her shirt because you are a pervert and wouldn’t actually be with a girl who looks like this. That’s not saying that Mariah Carey is hot, it’s saying that you’re a loser.

Speaking of losers, I used to hang out with a girl who was built like Mariah. She had a weak chin, big boobs and a pretty curvy body. She was an alcoholic, so we’d get drunk pretty much everyday for the month we hung out together. I wanted to bang her from day one, but she thought she was hotter than she was and liked having me around because I could drink as much as she could and I didn’t look down on her for being a slut who ended up going home everynight with a different dude. I took on the shitty friend role who had to listen to all her sexual conquests about how guys stuffed her and how she’d have to get rid of them then next day and shit, and it made me want to take her for a round. No matter how drunk we got she would never give me any pussy. She would always leave with a random because she had some theory that she only bangs dudes she doesn’t know.

Either way, I went out with her on an off night and she ended up leaving the bar alone. She invited me back to her place so I figured I’d be banging her. We put on a movie and I grabber her pussy, that’s my move. If they throw off the hand it means they don’t want it. I am pretty romantic like that especially when I know the girl I am dealing with is a slut. Anyway, we end up fooling around, I finger bang her, suck her tits all the standard shit and like an idiot pull pants off. That shit was like the alarm sounding in her head and she put a stop to everything and sent me home never to talk to me again.

Whenever I see Mariah Cary pictures, I remember that night, that girl and how I can turn off girls quicker than anyone I know and here are those Mariah pics.


Related Posts:

Mariah Carey’s Upskirt and See Through Shirt
Mariah Carey’s Bikini Pictures
Mariah Carey’s See Through Shit in the Rain
Mariah Carey’s Nipples Walk Her Dog

Posted in:Cellulite|cleavage|Mariah Carey|Tits|Unsorted|Upskirt

2006

02

Feb

Mariah Carey Barbados Bikini



These bitch needs more than just a vacation. She should be spending her money on a personal trainer, some lipo and a little breast lift. I hate being the person who attacks bitche’s body cuz I know that’s all everyone who posts these pics is going to say. I’d like to make it very clear to all my readers, that I have no problem with fat girls, I am married to a fat girl. I don’t want to give you the impression that I am shallow, cuz I am not, I like anything with a vagina. When I used to be a dog breeder, I’d drown all the little boy dogs, cuz they didn’t have little dog vaginas, like Mariah.

Posted in:barbados|Bikini|Body|Mariah Carey|Unsorted