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2010

17

May

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless for i-D Magazine of the Day

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A fashion magazine has pulled through again. This time it was by taking a bikini and lingerie model we’ve all seen half naked many fucking times, and turning her into a common whore by getting her fucking topless to end the cockteasing and give the public what they fucking want, all by pretending it was high fashion and needed for the authenticity of the shot, cuz everyone knows when a bitch hits a field she’s usually topless and running, only usually it’s at night after drinking and she’s running for her life after getting raped, but that’s not high fashion…..but apparently this is and I’d call it a genius move but I don’t really you consider a table of editors saying “we need to sell copies to keep our jobs cuz magazines are dead and we have Miranda Kerr booked for the cover…what should we do?”, cuz getting her topless is pretty fucking straight forward, obvious logic….

Titty Close-Up….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2010

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr is the Boring Off-Duty Model of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is the off duty model of the day and there’s nothing more depressing than seeing a model who made a name for herself being half naked in lingerie and bikinis wearing an evening gown like she’s not a fucking whore who gets half naked for money on a regular basis. It’s like she can class it up all she wants cuz she gets paid the big bucks, but all I see is a hooker buying herself designer clothes to justify why she is a fucking whore, and I guess it’s not all that bad, it’s just fucking boring, because I like to think that we are the reason she even gets the work she gets and she owes us for caring and in owing us she should step up her fucking game and get fucking naked….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Off-Duty Model

2010

14

Apr

Miranda Kerr Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a bikini model, so she gets paid to wear bikinis. The whole thing makes no sense to me, because I am happy to see any bitch in a bikini, she doesn’t need to really know how to pose, she just has to be wearing the shit, but I’m not really complaining, because without bikini models, everyday girls wouldn’t put the effort into going to the gym and trying to get that bikini body they see in the magazines and catalogs and everyone would be slobby fat chicks…..

Sure seeing her with the shit untied and jacked up her ass is pretty fucking amazing, but it’s the same old boring shit, I’d rather see her model her bikini spread eagled with the shit hanging out of her gaping cunt, but that’s just me….

Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Miranda Kerr

2010

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

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The pictures of these Victoria’s Secret models are floating around and so are my insides because I drank way too much lastnight, so I figured why not post the video, set to some jazz cuz keepin it jazzy is what life is all about and by jazzy I mean hot bitches in their bikinis and little shorts…

Here are the pics….

Alessandra Ambrosio was on some annyoing LA morning show….promoting Victoria’s Secret…if you care what a model has to say, but the good news is that the’s some models in bikini in a hot tub, a hot tub party which as Jersey Shore as it is, it is something I need in my life…

The Victoria’s Secret Machine is making their slave women promote the new Swim Catalog pretty fucking hard…they even had an event for the shit and here are some of the models and non-models who attended…if you care…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Candice Swanpoel|Miranda Kerr

2010

24

Mar

Miranda Kerr is a Model Who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

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I love models but think they should stick to getting pictures of them taken either half naked or while modeling because nothing says really fucking boring like this Victoria’s Secret bitch Miranda Kerr in these pictures of her just living life, something no guy I know is really into seeing, as we see girls just living life all the fucking time…Show us your fucking tits, it’s not like you’re not a whore who gets in her underwear for money, like a stripper only better paid and “classier” according to the public, excluding me, because I know half naked for money is still half naked for money…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

04

Mar

Some Boring Pictures of Miranda Kerr of the Day

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When I see a Victoria’ Secret model, I like her to be half naked. As far as I’m concerned she doesn’t wear anything but lingerie and bikinis even if she does and when I do see boring shit like this being pulled by one of them, I get angry because this is just not what they are meant to be doing…it’s against the whole “Selling Their Soul to the Devil and by Devil I mean Victoria’s Secret because many other girls could be in their place, cuz let’s face it you’re not that great” policy…but I have a feeling some of you can still get off to this bullshit….and that’s why I am posting it…you know cuz I’m homo like that and get off to helping “straight” guys cum….and you’re the “straight guy” turning another guy on by doing what you’re doing to yourself…making you pretty fucking gay too….not that I’m actually gay, but for a second I felt like I could be, because why else would i bother posting celebrity smut and shit for dudes to jerk off to all day….it just doesn’t make sense…it’s like I’m bribing you for some sick purpose…that’s the only possible explanation…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boring|Miranda Kerr

2010

10

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Boring Fucking Runway Show of the Day

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I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

09

Feb

Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

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Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Made-Up|Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

05

Feb

Miranda Kerr Posing in Some Boring Clothes of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Posing

2010

02

Feb

Employee at an Investment Firm Likes Miranda Kerr in GQ of the Day

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This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…

Posted in:Broadcast|Employee|Live|Miranda Kerr|Nude