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2023

10

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

The highlight of life when you’re a stunted loser with a half retard or teenage brain is wanting to see girls naked, imagining girls naked, visualizing the girls serving you at the store naked, trying to pay the girls in the club to get naked….

If you’re wired wrong, your chase or GRIND isn’t for money, it’s for naked chicks, and thanks to the internet even those of us who are more inclined to suck at life, to nap instead of grind, to post nonsense no one reads instead of making money, we get to see naked chicks too….otherwise, it’d be a pretty fucking empty existence, which for some of you it already is, but for me, is a hopeful existence because girls will keep getting naked.

Here’s some on/off, clothed to unclothed for us, allowing us to cosplay as top level people who see nakedness for free, just because we’re us!

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Posted in:NSFW|OnOff

2023

10

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I am an old pervert, so I am pretty into hot girls in any panty style, you know I am not an incel sitting here with unrealistic demands, just give me anything, throw me a fucking bone, I don’t care how fucking unsexy the panty is, I’ve been able to sexualize inanimate objects, so a fat ass in full bikini underwear, when I am from the era where these were the only underwear, is easy….

In this era where there are women in diaper fetishes, I think women in comfortable, period friendly, relationship underwear, is hardly as gross as what’s out there….even when the full back underwear is soiled and stained and more delicious, it’s hardly as weird as women in diapers…

So it’s ok to find comfort in familiar underwear your mom and granny wore, it’s only weird if you visualize them in the underwear when looking at these girls in the underwear…

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Posted in:Fullback Panty|NSFW

2023

10

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are clearly tap into dudes on psychological level, where it hits us in our most primal level of hunter gatherer, because our generational trauma or evolution remembers our ancestors crafting nets to catch their food and survive.

So here are some girls in fishnets doing their best impression an animal ready to be poached by a predator man with a hunger inside him that he’s trying to satiate…for survival…

Or maybe they just liked being wrapped up in netting, they find it sexy to be the caught up prey….or maybe the fishnets aren’t seen as being sexy because of the whole hunting thing, but that’s just where my pervert mind goes…

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Posted in:Fishnets|NSFW

2023

09

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s THONG THURSDAY, which is probably not the highlight of your week, but you’re a miserable fuck who is never happy.

The thong is a silly invention, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a hot invention, because asses look better in thongs, even though we were perfectly fine with the asses in the non-thongs, before the thong….we’re men, we’re perverts and seeing asshole peeking out from behind the skimpy panty lets us see asshole while still in panty…making it a “improved mousetrap” metaphor to launching a new business product, while not really improving it for the chick with the dirty asshole not being covered, but who cares about them, it’s about us, the spectator…

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2023

09

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Jiggle, Titty Grab, Titty Release….

That’s the basics of the TITTY DROP, which is the more theatrical version of a titty flash, and really we all love tits, so being flashed by them is something we strive for, at least I do.

I don’t know how many times I’ve asked women, whether they were women I knew, women I just met, women working at the grocery store, women shopping at the grocery store, women out on the town, waitresses, flight attendants, aspiring models….girls on the internet, girls on dating apps, girls on social media, girls in chat rooms, girls who may not have even been girls but dudes playing girls….to show me their tits, but most just said no, and the occasional one who gave in would never do it with such grace, creative direction, artistry as these.

This is the figure skating of flashing tits, the artistic gymnastics, the SKI FREESTYLE Jump, the BALLET fucking NUTCRACKER of flashing tits…and these women should be rewarded for their effort by masturbating to them.

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Posted in:NSFW|Titty Drop

2023

09

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

The tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, even more inspiring than a bikini line, probably not as inspiring as a line of heroin all up her chest, at least for the opioid attack willing to eat male ass for some opioids, but to the non opioid attack, who didn’t fall into the trap of the evil medical system that bribed doctors to over prescribe the opiates, making everyone rich as shit at the expense of the lower middle class worker with a back injury….becuase doctors are scumbags who only care about money, which is why you shouldn’t believe anything they say to you about anything, they’ve got puppet strings attached to them…..

Which is why I don’t believe any of the propaganda around the sun causing cancer, sure it ages australian women like they are fucking raisins in the sun, but other than that, the sun can’t be bad for you, it’s what gives this planet life, and for them to convince us it is, is just part of the anti-God movement trying to get rich off sunscreens that probably cause the cancers they link back to the sun in the first place…..

WHICH IS WHY…the tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, assuming it’s from the sun and not some retired stripper’s side business spraying her whore friends…

Get outside, while I freeze in the fucking snow…

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Posted in:NSFW|Tanlines

2023

08

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a world that wants you all to be fat, stay fit….

Be a fucking rebel and take it upon yourself to defy the odds and to not give into the fast food, couch dwelling, jogging pant filled life….

Tell the evil businesses that want you sick that you’re not interested, because fit chicks are hotter than half dead fat slob chicks, plus they can fuck better…especially if you’re more like me and into accepting the world wanting me fat and rolling with it….but still traditional in that I don’t accept that for chicks because they should want to be hot…

Here are some fitness babes to get you inspired to expose yourself at the gym, or outside the gym window, or really anywhere fit chicks congregate..you romantic you…

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Posted in:NSFW|Workout

2021

14

Jun

Kaili Thorne Fucks a Dildo of the Day

Back in 2012 when I redesigned the site from the pile of shit it was back then, to the pile of shit it is now, I had a NSFW filter built to block out any NSFW content, it was my attempt to get MAINSTREAM ADS…because I thought maybe there was a chance I’d get Rockstar Games or some other edgy brands to support the making fun of shitty celebrities…it didn’t work, advertisers found my writing vile and offensive, a lot thought it was some stepfamily fetish site where the stepfather was some kinds of rapist, and the whole thing basically backfired…

So I never bothered using the NSFW filter that I thought was so technologically advanced…..which for me it was because I barely know how to upload an image to the website….

Anyway, I am using that filter today, because a girl using a dildo is NSFW even on a site with no ads that I’ve basically been misidentified as a pornographer, which I am not..unless you consider STEPSMUT porn….where I just think it’s documentarian work…following the pop culture trends…

Anyway, Kaili Thorne is not Bella’s full sister, but I guess they have the same father and since the father died, Bella’s family have taken her in as one of their own…but unlike the others, Kaili never really popped off as a Disney Star, so instead she went straight to sex on the internet when the opportunity arose which in a lot of ways is probably less perverted than working in the Hollywood industry..

She definitely isn’t quite what you’d want from Bella Thorne’s sister, I mean the dyking out part is great, the dildo use great, maybe it is precisely what you’d want out of Bella Thorne’s sister….she’s just not quite as hot, interesting, or relevant as Bella, but rather just using the name as hard as she can to get what she wants…

I don’t know when all girls wanted to do porn, but I am glad they do…and if you’re into this kind of content, and you should be, you should go show her support cuz the Thorne connection makes her far better than all the randoms who aren’t related to an industry sweetheart like Bella by default…



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Posted in:Kaili Thorne|NSFW

2019

25

Jul

Guess the Celeb in the Masturbation Video of the Day

This video has been doing the rounds….it is rumored to be a celebrity.

Guess the CELEB.

I don’t believe it…but any excuse to show some girl spreading her asshole like it is news works for me.

I have spent the last 15 years doing the site…with the belief I am not a porn site.

I guess when insertion videos happen and I post them – it’s hard to say I am not a porn site.

But everyday girls produce this shit on the regular and if it is a celebrity in it – then doesn’t that make it a reflection of society rather than porn….maybe the line between porn and mainstream is blurred since porn is mainstream and everyone is an exhibitionist pervert competing with each other to be jerked off to.

Who knows…it’s like the old teach a man to fish he will never go hungry storyline, only it’s a give a girl a camera and she’ll be filming herself masturbating within the week….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2019

27

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Nudes of the Day

[IMAAGES REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF HER AGENCY – HER PUBLICIST – THEIR LEGAL TEAM – CONFIRMING ANY SEX TAPE YOU SEE OF HER – IS IN FACT DEFINITELY NOT HER ]

It is safe to say that these are actual nudes of Scout Taylor Compton , because she is pretty low level famous, and the leaked nudes are a tactic.

I will know for sure, if my friend at the leaked nude law firm they all use ask me to remove the images because it’s a trend.

For the sake of argument, it may not be SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, because we don’t even know who that is, it could be anyone, as all girls…EVERY SINGLE girl has pics like this of themselves…

Now SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON, who this may or may not be, is 30, was in the 2007 Halloween and a bunch since…her dad was a mortician…and she’s done a bunch of other shit no one noticede until today…when her spread vagina may or may not have hit the internet…

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