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2023
08
Dec
Fishnet Friday of the Day
Fishnets are fun….
Whether you’re a goth girl with big tits hanging out in your platform goth boots on the beach, a stripper, a hooker or a granny celebrating her final days at the old folks home now that her oppressive and boring husband from her decades long loveless marriage has finally died off of his parkinsons, can now find her true sexual self she always wanted but ignored, in some Eat Pray Love despite being in her 80s, a never too late to whore out and say “who gives a shit, fuck this shit, let’s FUCK”…..or really any chick or chick adjacent dude who dresses and pretends to be a chick for guys who pretend they are straight but really like the cock….Fishnets are always fun to look at.
So here are some girls in fishnets, some CATCH OF THE DAY that we’re ready to FUCK because it’s lonely out here in our FISHING BOAT on the water we call the internet.
2023
07
Dec
Titty Drop Thursday of the Day
I am lazy.
Look at tits dropping….
If only your balls did….
You’d be less ashamed of sending those unsolicited dick pics that girls don’t realize you send because you know that no one will solicit dick pics, or dick in person experiences and activations.
Titty DROPS….like pussy drips…are magical.
Posted in:NSFW|Titty Drop
2023
07
Dec
Tanline Thursday of the Day
Tanlines are nice in theory, because it shows nature, outdoors, color, sun exposure and all these things us basement dwellers don’t experience.
Tanlines are nice in pictures, because they highlight the good parts, letting our retard minds know explicitly where the clothing was once worn.
Tanlines are nicer in person, because they usually start out as a burn and if you’re lucky enough to fuck a sun stroked out girl with a tanline, the sounds she makes from the pain from the burn will make you feel like you’re actually satisfying her, far more interactive than when you normally have sex with the recent corpses at the funeral home you work at. You know what I mean, pain is pleasure, or sounds like pleasure, which is better than fucking an inanimate object. Not that you ever fuck sun stroked out bitches, but this is the internet, fake as shit in every way, so we can pretend!
2023
06
Dec
Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day
I like to stare at pussy in pants, it is the cleavage of choice and it generally makes girls feel uncomfortable when you stare at their crotch, because staring at their tits is expected, plus easy to fake because you can semi look up towards their faces like the autist that you are, but straight up and direct pussy staring…that shit is commitment, intention, motivation, focused and direct. It’s the no bullshit way of saying “I like staring at the crease of your cunt in your tight pants you seductress let’s do a boudoir shoot on my face”.
Here are some pussy wedgies…
Posted in:NSFW|Pussy Wedgie
2023
06
Dec
Weed Wednesday of the Day
I am going to need harder drugs than weed to jerk off to girls posing with weed, or weed adjacent merchandise….not that I jerk off, but I use the term jerk off as a concept, as an ideal, as a benchmark, as a level of achievement and gratification….where you would really only want to look at content that you can either jerk off to or laugh at and this pretty much hits neither checkbox…some have hot tits, hot elements to their nudity…hot chicks definitely smoke weed but these weed girls are just not quite what I look for in a naked model producing naked content to get jerked off to.
We’ve got nudity, which is typically jerk-offable and weed which can be comical…but combined, it’s just weird fetish…so here it is.
2023
04
Dec
Milf Monday of the Day
I never know what makes a milf, because there are levels to being a milf. Did some young guy tell these ladies “Ma’am you’re a MILF”…or did they decide to brand themselves as MILFs in some potentially over confident approach to posting nudes…and what made them decide they were MILFS, do they actually have kids or are they just old….not to mention if they do have kids, how many kids have ripped through their vagina, leaving remnants on the floor and battle wounds on their bodies and are the kids still kids or are they all grown up hence the venturing into the whole MILF-DOM of the internet….
You just never know, the only thing you can be certain of is that they are past their prime, damaged goods, used goods and putting in the work to compensate for that which I’ll support no matter how freakish pregnancy is and how irresponsible it is as a parent to be posting nudes on the internet because I like nudes.
2023
04
Dec
Medical Worker Monday of the Day
Apparently people are sick right now, at least in our area. Everyone I talk to is talking about being sick or everyone they know being sick, it’s almost like it’s a pandemic, but only in the pandemic, no one I knew was sick…not that I know that many people…but you get what I am saying and that is that if this is actually happening and if there is a surplus of sick people…they can find comfort in the fact that there are countless medical workers who may work at whatever clinic or hospital they go to being too busy producing nudes on the job to actually tend to their nursing needs and as someone who likes shameless nudity by professionally trained individuals on the job, even if they are covered in body fluids from dying patients….I like it as a top level concept.
2023
04
Dec
Milky Boobs Monday of the Day
Milky Tits are one of those things, where tits are doing what they are meant to be doing because that’s how they are designed and the whole foundation of our species….but that girls like to pretend aren’t supposed to be sexualized when they pull the tits out in the restaurant even though they are tits….only for other girls who have the milky tits to pull out on the internet for the sole purpose of sexualizing the milky tit giving our retard man mind mixed messages….but not really, since the milky tit is always going to be sexualized by men because they are tits, even if women get mad or tell us not to sexualize them because other girls out there are telling us to sexualize them and those are the women I’m listening to because they are tits.
2023
01
Dec
Feminist Friday of the Day
I don’ think that braless girls are all feminists, I just call them feminists to remind myself how annoying the internet is with their modern feminism and other activism that really just stems from people buying into memes and following the hive mind.
I’d argue that most of the self proclaimed feminists weren’t actually feminists at all, but thought they had to say they were in order to fit into the group on the internet.
Which is why I think that most of the internet outrage is just some bullshit being amplified by people who think they need to retweet the shit…creating a tidal wave of nonsense that just brings down our collective consciousness and fucks with the foundations of our human experience, without anyone actually giving a shit.
I know too many self involved narcissistic cunts who are only into themselves and don’t care about shit, unless they are asked or told to care about shit, then they sure fucking pretend to care about shit, because it’s a front to support their self involved narcissistic bullshit…
Meaning, a braless chick is more about showing off her tits for attention on the internet than about activism and that’s a good thing…
When people stop pretending, acting, playing around, lying about their intentions or feelings because they don’t actually have an opinion, we can go back that vapid and meaningless internet we crave so much….because the internet isn’t life even if it is our life because we are losers, it’s supposed to be a fucking videogame to distract from life…and what better distraction than some NIPPPLES…
