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2013
24
Apr
Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day
Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl….
I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.
Posted in:NSFW|Penelope Cruz
2013
24
Apr
This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day
Here are some Page 3 girls for this week, so far. We’ve got Rosie Jones on April 22. We’ve got Danni Wells on the 23. We’ve got Rosie Jones again on the 23. We’ve got Emily O’Hara on the 24. We’ve go no one for Monday or Friday. We’ve got an asshole blogger who doesn’t care about these glamour models with daddy issues posing topless for attention to be low level stars in the UK in a shoot that was probably done over the course of a day last year for the year, making these titties not as current as they pretend to be based on the date of the paper, but you know what, they are still tits and for that they deserve our attention, just not our respect.
2013
23
Apr
Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day
Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2013
23
Apr
The World’s Best Boobs According to NUTS of the Day
Nuts brings the hard hitting journalism with their World’s Best Boobs issue. The best boobs being based solely on girls who they have taken pics of, or who work for them, with a few other trash cans in the mix, in what I can assure you are not the World’s Best Boobs in any way, but instead a worthless list, used to sell copies, to their low grade readership of retard bros, who live their mindless blue collar lives, with their fat useless wives.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna post their list, because shit, any boob list, even if full of shit, skewed and a lie, still have boobs, and I’m a mindless blie collar with a fat wife, so it speaks to me.
I’m just aware of how ridiculous this feature is. It is on par with CNN’s coverage of any and all news events, you know thanks to being a tabloid owned by the government and all…
I mean any list that includes Aubrey O’Day and Kim Kardashian in it loses all credibility…
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2013
22
Apr
The Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics if You Care of the Day
Playboy are insane, not because of their horrible choice in girls to feature in their magazines, I mean even their Playmates are on some gutter level, unlike the prestige and hotness they once had. I mean there was a time when celebs would line up to be in this shit, but those days are long gone….now, like all print magazines, they bottom feed.
Playboy are insane, because of their legal team, who I am sure will email me in an hour to takes these down.
Who knows, maybe they’ll even sue.
Which is funny, considering these Tamara Ecclestone, billionaire heiress naked is so not worth even noticing, the only semi-interesting thing about it is the psychology of a girl who has everything, getting naked on because the one thing she wants is attention and to be seen as a sex symbol, cuz you can’t buy that shit….
I’m just bummed you can only see a little lip, I like my pussy with spread asshole
Posted in:NSFW|Tamara Ecclestone
2013
22
Apr
Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day
Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious….
Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
22
Apr
Lisa Gormley Titty Slip of the Day
Her name is Lisa Gormley, she’s some Australian actress who you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are from Australia, which I kinda hope you are, because Australians, at least the women, are usually hot as fuck cuz they spend their days at the beach, but who don’t act hot as fuck like American girls, because they are cool as fuck cuz Australians like to party, making them the ideal human.
This Lisa Gormley, may not be quite what I’d expect from an Australian girl, I mean she’s a little fucking doughy, but I’m sure Australia has fat girls too, and I’m sure not all Australians are these 20 year old tight bodied babes, and really even if this Lisa Gormley isn’t all that awesome, she’s flashing her tit, which kinda makes her awesome by default…you see cuz where there’s an exposed titty in the ocean, I can ignore the dumpy ass, especially when in picture.
Here she is doing a good job as far as I’m concerned, but maybe I’m just happy she’s not TAN MOM ….anything is better than Tan Mom
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Posted in:Lisa Gormley|NSFW
2013
19
Apr
Tanning Mom’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day
Well, it turns out that Tanning mom, who you may remember as the cunt who takes her kid tanning, has brought her leathery mass out to the beach where she paraded around topless, thanks to the simple taste of fame she’s trying to keep going as long as she can…
It also turns out that her tits are as bad as her body and her body is as bad as her skin and as bad as her aging which is as bad as her parenting….what a cunt….a cunt I wish was also included in these pics, because there’s something about backed meats I can fuck that just excite me.
Enjoy…the 3 pics my man Foetus found…that the paparazzi doesn’t want you to see until they get their big payout for them…even though gutter trash tits shouldn’t be a hot commodity ever.
I don’t know if she’s hit rock bottom or looking at these is rock bottom. I just know that I’ve fucked women who look like this but with less teeth too many times to admit and that depresses me more than this woman’s life should depress her.
Posted in:NSFW|Tanning Mom
2013
19
Apr
Staci Noblett is Page 3 Girl of the Day
As much as I make fun of Glamour models for being low level models and high level strippers, I am totally into what they do, especially when they look like this one in Page 3. Her name is Staci Noblett, while hiding her Noblett, she’s showcasing her awesome, daddy issues, in the form of some pretty great lookin tits.
I’m a fan of her and her male attention seeking. In fact, I like it so much, I’d love to snort a line of it, or smear it all over my face. But that’s not saying much, I always want that.
Here are the pics.
Posted in:NSFW|Staci Noblett
2013
18
Apr
Holly Peers is Topless for Page 3 of the Day
Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead…
Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties.
If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero.
Here she is for page 3.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW