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2013
01
May
Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day
In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at.
So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy.
So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay.
Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro
Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Milde
2013
01
May
Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day
Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve.
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Posted in:NSFW|Rhian Sugden
2013
30
Apr
Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day
Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.
She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.
Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped….
Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
29
Apr
Holland Roden Nipple Slip Outside Chateau Marmont of the Day
No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak….
Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense.
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Posted in:Holland Roden|NSFW
2013
29
Apr
Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day
I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it….
But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it….
If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.
Posted in:Game of Thrones|HBOobs|NSFW
2013
29
Apr
Glamour Model Jess Davies is a Topless Supergirl of the Day
Jess Davies….so much to say about Jess Davies…but none of it matters because Jess Davies doesn’t matter. She is an interchangeable topless model, who is just trying to stand out amongst the other topless models, so that she lands a soccer playing husband as a retirement plan, because it’s better than working as a strip club waitress. She may have daddy issues, stemming from him not loving her, or loving her too much, and really I don’t need to analyze the psychology of a topless whore getting paid to be topless only because she gets topless and not because of her beauty, but more because of her bra size. I am here to see a cheap attempt to make nerds cum to pics of her and I have a feeling it is totally working….all dressed like supergirl and shit…enough to lock a socially awkward motherfucker in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes too overly excited too last even in masturbation. Making these pics worth sharing.
Posted in:Jess Davies|NSFW
2013
26
Apr
Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day
If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks.
So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you?
Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple…
(2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW
2013
26
Apr
Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day
It’s good to know, that after years of surgery, 90 year old Demi Moore, still has her nipple. It hasn’t fallen off due to too much tinkering….actually, I could have gone on the rest of my life without knowing that, because Demi Moore, despite having sex with young people, is a monster, in a world where there are so many nipples that aren’t loosely attached to monsters, she’s pretty much obsolete and outdated and was never even hot. She’s the Motorola Razr of pussy in an Smart Phone world….Enjoy.
Posted in:Demi Moore|NSFW
2013
26
Apr
Seren Gibson and Tamsin in Front UK of the Day
I make fun of tacky, trashy Glamour models all the time, not because I don’t like what they do, you know modeling them titties, but because they are cheesy as fuck. You know like strippers at an after hours party, showing off their stupid tits, while high on MDMA, flashing their panties, with a bunch of dudes on steroids. You know, just garbage…
But it seems like Front UK has figured it out, they get regular looking girls, just like ALTERNATIVE chicks who look like they drink pitchers of beer, posing in band shirts, with a certain element of realness to it…rather than Glamour shoots, this shit is just hot topless with everyday girls, and I appreciate that, because the “Glamour” part of “Glamour” models is a fucking joke, let’s keep things true to their core, girls showing tits, that’s all we need.
Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson|Tamsin
2013
25
Apr
Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day
I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot.
It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW