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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

07

May

Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW

2013

06

May

Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday.

I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world…

But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter…

Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|NSFW

2013

02

May

Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….

I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW|Sex Tape|Teen Mom

2013

02

May

Nude Commuter of the Day

This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it.

If you’re on mobile – this video should work….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

01

May

Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at.

So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy.

So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay.

Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro

Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Milde

2013

01

May

Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve.


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Posted in:NSFW|Rhian Sugden

2013

30

Apr

Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.

She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.

Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped….

Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2013

29

Apr

Holland Roden Nipple Slip Outside Chateau Marmont of the Day

No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak….

Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense.


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Posted in:Holland Roden|NSFW

2013

29

Apr

Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it….

But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it….

If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

Posted in:Game of Thrones|HBOobs|NSFW

2013

29

Apr

Glamour Model Jess Davies is a Topless Supergirl of the Day

Jess Davies….so much to say about Jess Davies…but none of it matters because Jess Davies doesn’t matter. She is an interchangeable topless model, who is just trying to stand out amongst the other topless models, so that she lands a soccer playing husband as a retirement plan, because it’s better than working as a strip club waitress. She may have daddy issues, stemming from him not loving her, or loving her too much, and really I don’t need to analyze the psychology of a topless whore getting paid to be topless only because she gets topless and not because of her beauty, but more because of her bra size. I am here to see a cheap attempt to make nerds cum to pics of her and I have a feeling it is totally working….all dressed like supergirl and shit…enough to lock a socially awkward motherfucker in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes too overly excited too last even in masturbation. Making these pics worth sharing.

Posted in:Jess Davies|NSFW