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2013
13
May
Rihanna Posted a Titty Pic on Instagram of the Day
Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em….
That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….
2013
13
May
Michea Crawford Naked for Fashion of the Day
Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously.
She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary.
You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing.
All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again.
Michea Crawford for president.
Posted in:Michea Crawford|NSFW
2013
10
May
Some Model Named Cecile Naked for Purple of the Day
Fashion magazine PURPLE.fr put out these pics of some model named Cecile, and they are quite lovely…because they remind me that fashion magazines trick girls who would never really be getting naked in pictures, like if I asked her to get naked for pictures for me, she’d say no, but when these magazines come along, they think “opportunity, I am the next kate moss, here’s my pussy, do you need me to spread it”…..and I love it….meaning I need fashion magazines and the fashion industry more than I need porn…because the fashion magazines get the thin, hot girls who would otherwise never be naked, naked….and that’s what I fucking live for…
2013
09
May
Glamour Model Nicole Neal Has it All Figured Out of the Day
Before deciding to get naked in front of the camera for low level fame, some money and VIP at every night club, Nicole Neal was on pace to achieve greatness, if you’re like me and consider high class escorts making it. You know one of those cunts too good to be a stripper, too decent to be a pornstar, because what would her parents think, but not too good to dress up and work rich men for sex….that or she would have been a waitress….but look at her now, all lovely and shit, rocking her great tits, for the world to jerk off to, and it sure makes up for having a dad who either gave her too much or too little attention….you know filling that void while showin’ her ex boyfriend who broke her heart and kids from her highschool who used to call her fat…that they were so wrong about her…look at her fucking now….at the top of the stripper ladder….because she can pretend she’s a legit model, despite being 5 foot 2, because she’s in a magazine and that’s the fucking determining factor, asshole.
I’m just glad whatever went wrong in her life happened, because I like staring at her tits.
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
09
May
Marique Schimmel Topless for Some Campaign of the Day
Marique Schimmel is a fresh faced, young model, who has been doing this model thing for the last 2 years and who I guess is ready to increase her profile the only way models know how….which is conveniently also the only way strippers, hookers, pornstars, and pretty much all girls know how….by getting naked for the right people, at the right time, and hustling…..it’s a game or be gamed world, so as far as I’m concerned this is her gaming all of us, saying “I can fuckin’ do this, pay attention now motherfuckers”…and that kind of eagerness to be a top model…is something I support….but only because I like me some model titties!!!
Posted in:Marique Schimmel|NSFW
2013
08
May
Pharrell’s Fiance’s Amazing Titty Slip is the LOLZ of the Day
This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women….
That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics….
Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….
Posted in:Helen Lasichanh|NSFW
2013
08
May
Kym Graham Rockin’ Some Big Tits of the Day
I don’t know who this Kym Graham bitch is, but I can assume she’s got the same story as all the other titty models, I generalize like that, it makes life easier.
She’s young, she’s got big tits, she’s from the UK and doesn’t look like a fucking troll with broken down stained teeth and grey skin, and she’s making moves to get to a place she needs to be…topless….because that’s where her talents lie
Whether he uncle taught her how to pee when she was 15 or not doesn’t matter….the fact is that she’s broken enough to live it up like this and I like it.
Posted in:Kym Graham|NSFW
2013
08
May
Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day
I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people…..
So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics.
Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch….
I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened.
I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her….
Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.
Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW
2013
07
May
Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day
It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..
This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…
Lovin’ these Titties….
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Posted in:Jessica Alba|Nipple|NSFW
2013
07
May
Some Olivia Culpo Nipples at the Great Gatsby Premiere of the Day
When you are a pageant girl from 2 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, and you finally get invited to a big red carpet event….you make it fucking matter….in a sheer dress with no bra…and if anyone asks, you just blame it on the camera flashes, when you know, that’s exactly why you wore that dress…Nipples up in here, nipples everywhere….and now we all know who Olivia Culpo is.
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Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Culpo