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2013
09
May
Marique Schimmel Topless for Some Campaign of the Day
Marique Schimmel is a fresh faced, young model, who has been doing this model thing for the last 2 years and who I guess is ready to increase her profile the only way models know how….which is conveniently also the only way strippers, hookers, pornstars, and pretty much all girls know how….by getting naked for the right people, at the right time, and hustling…..it’s a game or be gamed world, so as far as I’m concerned this is her gaming all of us, saying “I can fuckin’ do this, pay attention now motherfuckers”…and that kind of eagerness to be a top model…is something I support….but only because I like me some model titties!!!
Posted in:Marique Schimmel|NSFW
2013
08
May
Pharrell’s Fiance’s Amazing Titty Slip is the LOLZ of the Day
This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women….
That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics….
Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….
Posted in:Helen Lasichanh|NSFW
2013
08
May
Kym Graham Rockin’ Some Big Tits of the Day
I don’t know who this Kym Graham bitch is, but I can assume she’s got the same story as all the other titty models, I generalize like that, it makes life easier.
She’s young, she’s got big tits, she’s from the UK and doesn’t look like a fucking troll with broken down stained teeth and grey skin, and she’s making moves to get to a place she needs to be…topless….because that’s where her talents lie
Whether he uncle taught her how to pee when she was 15 or not doesn’t matter….the fact is that she’s broken enough to live it up like this and I like it.
Posted in:Kym Graham|NSFW
2013
08
May
Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day
I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people…..
So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics.
Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch….
I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened.
I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her….
Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.
Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW
2013
07
May
Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day
It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..
This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…
Lovin’ these Titties….
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Posted in:Jessica Alba|Nipple|NSFW
2013
07
May
Some Olivia Culpo Nipples at the Great Gatsby Premiere of the Day
When you are a pageant girl from 2 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, and you finally get invited to a big red carpet event….you make it fucking matter….in a sheer dress with no bra…and if anyone asks, you just blame it on the camera flashes, when you know, that’s exactly why you wore that dress…Nipples up in here, nipples everywhere….and now we all know who Olivia Culpo is.
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Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Culpo
2013
07
May
Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day
When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW
2013
06
May
Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day
Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday.
I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world…
But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter…
Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.
2013
02
May
Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day
Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.
Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….
I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….
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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW|Sex Tape|Teen Mom
2013
02
May
Nude Commuter of the Day
This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it.
If you’re on mobile – this video should work….