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2012

02

Jul

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike

Olivia Munn is an attention seeking bottom feeding slut who made the common mistake that is often made by girls who want to be famous once they reach a certain level of fame without realizing they’ve peaked and instead think they’ve only just begun….I mean reality was she was on G4TV, a show I assume less than 100,000 people watch a day, which is pretty pathetic in terms of TV fame….I mean their youtube videos of their scamming, pretend they are into tech for nerds who watch them and assume they are dream girls, only get 10,000 views….proving that they don’t matter, but that’s hard to really decipher when the fans you do have are so loyal to you, even more loyal to you than they are to their virginity….

So she quits her one good thing to be a famous actor or something she always wanted….and instead, a few years later, she’s taking nude parts in the biggest movies she can find…when she thought she was gonna be headlining the shit…and I think this is the best she’s ever been…usually I hate her much more…..I guess titties have a calming effect….

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2012

02

Jul

Jenny McCarthy Nude in Playboy of the Day

Jenny McCarthy Playboy

I don’t know how I feel about Jenny McCarthy posing naked in Playboy a couple decades later in efforts to get some attention cuz it worked for her the first time around…20 years ago….

On one side her tits are probably only 16, so in ways it is jailbait, but on the flipside she’s not 16….and then on one side she’s getting naked for cameras and I like seeing all girls naked….but on the flipside she’s not 16…

Sure she’s ok for a 50 year old…but still a fucking 50 year old….But maybe I just fear her autism creating pussy.


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2012

29

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Desecrating the Flag for July 4th of the Day

I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason….

I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

29

Jun

Lucy Pinder Topless Phototshoot for her 2012 Calendar 6 Months In of the Day

Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing….

Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places…


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2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW|Photos

2012

27

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Filming a New Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle….

She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her….

So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores…

But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?”

The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army….

Here are the shitty pics….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

25

Jun

Erin Wasson Naked and Amazing for Zink Magazine Summer 2012 of the Day

Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch….

That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.

Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos

2012

21

Jun

Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day

Jonathan Leder is the photographer behind these pictures of some naked, almost amateur, hot as fuck, model he calls Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’, Reminding us that there are hot girls everywhere willing to get naked for fun, fashion, art, whatever….that we’ve never seen and may never see again but who possess the same tools needed to be stars….a vagina…

Seriously, it may sound like I am making fun of girls and calling them all out for being attention seeking whores, but I fucking love seeing girls who aren’t fat pose naked for photographers for no specific reason….it is a beacon of hope that hot pussy willing to get naked will always exist….and that makes me happy…..

Posted in:Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY'|NSFW|Photos

2012

21

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie for Her Own Lingerie Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen got fired from Victoria’s Secret for a possible scandal I made up to make her story more interesting, you know that she was born a man and that it was gonna hit when the whole pregnancy happened and doctors were interviewed, because it was around that time Victoria’s Secret cut ties with her, making me think that was the only possible reason….born with a cock..

Well she’s gone on to do her own lingerie line and these are some of the pics of her looking hotter than ever…I guess the pregnancy gave her needed hormones to help her finally choose her gender…


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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Mom Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Supermodel and United Nations Uterus DOUTZEN KROES was spotted in her bikini on the beach like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but it was in fact just a paparazzi shoot, and she was just doing what she does for work for free, because she was on vacation, and sure her career is essentially a fucking vacation, no make-up people were there to make her look better, but she looked good enough, if you can get over the fact that she married a black dude and let him cum inside her only to have his baby like so many white girls in line at Walmart before her…

That’s all I have to say about that…..


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