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2012

20

Jun

Lana Del Lips Boring Over Produced Upskirt in Concert of the Day

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Lana Del Rey may be a scam, or at least a disappointment, you know when you discovered that that soulful sound that came out of her was just a marketing hook made in a lab or studio by someone who was paid a lot of money by Lana Del Rey’s dad to keep Lana Del Rey out of trouble….you know when she wasn’t too busy getting lip injections…..cuz I know the second I saw her perform live – I questioned why I played her video on repeat so many times while cried myself to sleep asking myself why my heart doesn’t bleed…..

I once said, it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity or her music, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts, or even any chick on stage in skirts, or even anyone who isn’t my wife on stage in skirts, so I can look up and see what they really have to offer, so Lana Del Rey, joke or not, clown or not, viral video sensation or not, is a fucking star to me…because she has a vagina I anticipate seeing more of…even if just to see first hand whether she jacks it up like she does with the lips on her face….


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2012

20

Jun

Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

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It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them…

I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle….


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2012

20

Jun

Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day

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PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick….


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2012

20

Jun

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies…


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2012

20

Jun

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

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Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that.


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2012

20

Jun

Genevieve Morton Named FHM South Africa’s Hottest Woman of the Day

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Not to discredit Genvieve Morton’s title of South Africa’s hottest woman according to FHM South Africa…..but the truth is she’s the only South African who isn’t HIV positive.

As a fan of South African woman, because they are some melting pot of fucking hot, for some reason I don’t quite understand, but assume it has to do with rich white European people exploiting poor black natives, making them work their farms and mine their blood diamonds, I mean doesn’t all hot pussy stem from extreme racism in exotic places???

It is nice to see Candice Swanepoel knocked off her ego train by this bustier, hotter according to FHM, Genvieve Morton bitch, cuz I am sure she’s at that point of fucking annoying in her career where she just thinks she is bigger than South Africa….

Especially since Genvieve Morton posts nipple pics on twitter…. but then again so does Swanepoel…I guess it’s part of their culture….nipples, diamonds and HIV….

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2012

19

Jun

Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day

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Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..

If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….

Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..

All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…

Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

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I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

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2012

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people…..

Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Posted in:Photos|Stella Hudgens

2012

18

Jun

Octomom Beat Up in a Staged Bikii Shoot of the Day

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I joke about how I want to bang Octomom because she’s got ridiculous tits and she’s probably the only living person who can help perform the crawl up into a vagina as a full grown man in some reverse birthing porn…..

But the truth is…she’s fucking disgusting….and needs to not be doing masturbation porn….but instead needs to be blacklisted and ignored by all mainstream and porn media…she’s the fucking worst….and she shouldn’t be posing in saged bikini pics…big tits or not…..the rest of her can’t support or justify the attention…vile.


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