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2010

27

Jan

Katy Perry Does the Lady Gaga During the Day of the Day

Katy Perry should always put more effort on her tits than on her ass because her tits are decent to look at and her ass is average at best which is more than we can say for her face…but still not quite good enough to not wear pants….

So here she is doing the Lady Gaga, rockin’ the leotard in public, only she’s decided to add some lace leggings like an Asian Rub and Tug employee, that I may not understand, but trashy hookers everywhere do. In her defense, I know trying to keep up with Lady Gaga is a challenge that haunts her. It is always hard on your self esteem when people who start up something after you become far more famous than you, especially when there was a month period you were equally relevant before bitch blew you out of the water….but copying her moves isn’t the fuckin answer and celebrating the fact that you even got famous in the first place should be enough reason to give up…please give up…

I remember a time a few years ago when leotards drove me bananas and now I’m bored of the shit, ugly popstars ruined the shit, but I’m sure some of you aren’t so here are the pics….If you look close enough you can see the pussy shaped like an empty ballsack that homo Russell Brand does Puppetry of the Penis with….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Leggings|Leotard|Popstar

2009

23

Dec

Chinese People Are Pretty Fuckin’ Racist of the Day

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To think I only thought China was only funny cuz they exploited peasant children to work their factories when they are also racist. This Shanghainese half black/half Chinese girl was on some talent show, they called her “Chocolate Girl” and the whole thing is both pretty sad and pretty funny and she looks pretty good to me…I’d love to hire her to scrub my toilets or serve me my general tao chicken or work my local convenience store…..while singing me these songs of freedom I don’t understand….

Posted in:Chinese|Popstar

2009

26

Nov

Ke$ha is the Useless Popstar of the Day

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It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that there will always be bottom feeding, ugly, bottom feeding girls who claim they are popstars, or “artists” to dress ridiculous and claim to be recording artists…because the world is filled with even dumber and uglier girls willing to copy them by either not wearing pants in public, or giving blowjobs for fame, since they figure if this dog can do it, so can they. I guess that means I am thankful for this UK trash named Ke$ha….yes the dollar sign is actually the “S” in her name…proviing we’ve got a new Gaga impersonator about to drop…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ke$ha|Popstar|Usless

2007

27

Jun

I am – Noelia the Puerto Rican Singer’s Sex Tape of the Day

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I have no idea who this is and I assume she’s not that famous because Puerto Rico isn’t big enough to have celebrities, unless they come to America and dress like J.Lo, but I do know that she was in a Sex Tape and that this is that Sex Tape. The fucking quality of the sound makes me assume these fuckers are using some 1950’s video camera because they are all third world and shit, but she takes it in the ass and that’s really what dreams are made of.

The reality of the whole thing is that if you are a popstar anywhere, even if you’re from some middle of fucking no where russian town, you shouldn’t let your boyfriend film you fucking, it’s going to hit the internet. The dream may be that it launches you into international fame, but reality is that people like you just like seeing girls fuck and it doesn’t matter who they are or what they do. I can guarantee that none of you fucks are going out to buy her CDs after seeing this, but at least you got to see it.

I love that celebrity sex tapes don’t use condoms. I don’t think this bitch is a celebrity, but I do think that real celebs don’t wear condoms either, that’s why they all have herpes. I was sent a few porno movies a while ago and every fucking dude in them wore condoms, I guess it’s the law after that whole AIDS scare a few years ago, but I was raised on watching condomless sex, and I don’t think you should bang that random without a condom on, because STDs suck, but if you’re going to jerk off to some porn, why the hell would they throw in a tool that fucks up your hard ons in real life. That would be like throwing in a picture of your mom in the top right corner like they do for deaf people on Sesame Street saying shit like “Son, I know what you’re doing, stop that, your mother is watching”.

Either way – Here’s the video – It’s NSFW – It’s from Rapidshare – It’s a RAR File – I don’t Know How To Convert/Upload – If you can do it, send it my way, thanks….
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You can stream it here
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Posted in:Noelia|Popstar|Porn|Sex Tape|Unsorted

2007

27

Jun

I am – Noelia the Puerto Rican Singer's Sex Tape of the Day

21 Comments »

I have no idea who this is and I assume she’s not that famous because Puerto Rico isn’t big enough to have celebrities, unless they come to America and dress like J.Lo, but I do know that she was in a Sex Tape and that this is that Sex Tape. The fucking quality of the sound makes me assume these fuckers are using some 1950’s video camera because they are all third world and shit, but she takes it in the ass and that’s really what dreams are made of.

The reality of the whole thing is that if you are a popstar anywhere, even if you’re from some middle of fucking no where russian town, you shouldn’t let your boyfriend film you fucking, it’s going to hit the internet. The dream may be that it launches you into international fame, but reality is that people like you just like seeing girls fuck and it doesn’t matter who they are or what they do. I can guarantee that none of you fucks are going out to buy her CDs after seeing this, but at least you got to see it.

I love that celebrity sex tapes don’t use condoms. I don’t think this bitch is a celebrity, but I do think that real celebs don’t wear condoms either, that’s why they all have herpes. I was sent a few porno movies a while ago and every fucking dude in them wore condoms, I guess it’s the law after that whole AIDS scare a few years ago, but I was raised on watching condomless sex, and I don’t think you should bang that random without a condom on, because STDs suck, but if you’re going to jerk off to some porn, why the hell would they throw in a tool that fucks up your hard ons in real life. That would be like throwing in a picture of your mom in the top right corner like they do for deaf people on Sesame Street saying shit like “Son, I know what you’re doing, stop that, your mother is watching”.

Either way – Here’s the video – It’s NSFW – It’s from Rapidshare – It’s a RAR File – I don’t Know How To Convert/Upload – If you can do it, send it my way, thanks….
GO

You can stream it here
GO

Posted in:Noelia|Popstar|Porn|Sex Tape|Unsorted