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2009

Nov

Carmen Electra Sex Tape Preview of the Day

This seems about right, I haven’t heard shit about Carmen Electra in at leaast a year and now home made sex tapes with her making out with chicks in her underwear hit the internet. It’s a formula all the whores are doing and Carmen Electra is one of the original piece of trash in Hollywood to get famous from her fake tits, so it was either do Dancing with the Stars or this, and since Dancing with the Stars doenst allow her to be naked sucking dick on camera which is all she really knows, she opted for this and I’m not complaining, just wish it happened a few decades ago instead of now, but a few decades ago the desperation just wasn’t there, since people still cared about her….

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Lesbianism|Sex Tape

2009

Nov

Two Miss Universe Contestants in a Sex Tape of the Day

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Hiroko Mima, Sex Tape, Miss Universe, Anya Ayoung Chee

So I guess these two girls weren’t happy with the level of fame being in a Miss Universe Pageant got them back in 2008 because no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe Pageants, so they stepped it the fuck up by releasing the sex tape shot of them fucking the photographer last year at the Pageant in Vietnam and like all sex tapes, it has ended up on the internet.

One of the sluts is Miss Trinidad and Tobago named Anya Ayoung Chee and the other is Miss Japan named Hiroko Mima and here are the clips of their threesom, facials, anal and whatever the fuck else went on in the video since I didn’t watch all of it, but I did watch it long enough to notice the same tattoo on one of the girls as in her picture, pretty much proving that it is her, since tattoos are the only way to tell asian people apart.

The world is filled with whores, I’m not too upset about that….These videos are PORN and NSFW….Obviously…It’s a fucking sex tape….

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VIDEOS REMOVED CUZ I DIDN’T WANT TO GET SUED BUT TRY GOOGLE or THIS SITE
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Here are the pictures of these girls for you to do the comparision yourself and I will anxiously await the lawyers letters to take the shit down, which is all part of the fun of the internet, cuz this shit’s already done the fucking rounds. Good times, but not as good of a time as what went down for the photog during the Miss Universe Pageant…

Anya Ayoung Chee

Hiroko Mima

2009

Nov

Shauna Sand’s Boy Toy Has a Name of the Day

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I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ambrose|Boy Toy|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

Nov

Shauna Sand Sex Tape stepEXCLUSIVE Clips of the Day

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Shauna Sand - Sex Tape Clips

The Shauna Sand Sex Tape , I’ve shown screenshots of has finally come….and it is amazing.

You see, I have been ripping into Shauna Sand and her “everyday is halloween” zombie look for the last 5 years. I’ve laughed about her plastic surgery, her ridiculous outfits, her stripper shoes, her non-existant career based on Playboy decades ago. I’ve laughed at her boy toy who I assume is gay and on salary and does things like massage her feet and carry her purse and now star in her sex tape. I’ve even made fun of her grey dead vagina.

She’s been a constant theme on the site, she has provided constant entertainment and almost every Shauna Sand picture that has come out over the last 5 years has made it up here.

I am only her biggest fan and her sex tape that I am dying to see because my life is pathetic comes out tomorrow…..

LOS ANGELES — – Vivid Entertainment, the leading adult film studio, said today it will release the sexually explicit video “Shauna Sand Exposed” next Wednesday, November 4th after its “star” withdrew her threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution.

I convinced someone close to the source to send me these clips because I couldn’t wait for the release date. I promised not to post them, but not sharing with you wouldn’t be right…so here’s a lawsuit waiting to happen….It is clips of her sex tape, it is Not Safe For Work but then again, this is a Shauna Sand Sex Tape so it is really no safe for anything….except my fucking fantasies….that have miraculously come true in the form of a this DVD and that is really what makes this whole thing that much more amazing….

Here are the Clips…..

I love that this is happening, it brings meaning to my life. Sex Tapes was how I got into this celebrity game, but it turned out to be a pretty dry business, but not quite as dry as Shauna Sand’s Vagina…

You can get the whole Shauna Sand Sex Tape Wednesday –
Vivid.com

Or at the Official Sex Tape Site ….
Shauna Sand Exposed

Posted in:Clips|Exclusive|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand|Vivid

2009

Oct

Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape of the Day

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I like to think a huge part of the reason I have a site is because of celebrity sex tapes. I’ve never thought they were legit, but there was a time when this shit was semi-embarrassing for a celebrity to have leaked, but that was in a way different era than we’re in today and those celebrities in question were sluts you’d expect to film themselves fuck, you know one step or one decision away from being an actual pornstars to begin with, so shit just ended up working for them, but I know that after they succeeded the copycats surfaced. You know the people who figure they can get a little money and get a little more buzz no matter how irrelevant they are or how off the radar they are. It’s pretty much the uncreative way to get noticed.

That said, Shauna Sand and her male prostitute lookin for fame boytoy leaked / staged/ got paid to do a sex tape and the trailer hit the internet. There’s no way this wasn’t just Vivid’s way to get some exposure for little money off a whore who will pretend to sue them, when really is behind the whole productions, I mean the professional photoshopped pics were pretty much a giveaway….

None of that will ever make Shauna Sand naked okay. It will always be a scary fuckin’ thing and I just hope Vivid knew this before brokering the deal, because seriously, the only people who can get off to this monster are morticians and necrophiliacs and people not scared of disgusting looking vagina…..

This Shauna Sand shit is seriously disturbing. It is not fucking human. I am shocked and disgusted but I have fucked worse, so I’ve got no choice but to post this disaster….even though she’s nothing but a desperate whore nobody riding off her d-list husband’s d-list fame and a shitty stint with playboy…and this is the bottom of the barrel, or what I like to call yet another thing for her kids to develop drug addictions out of shame latter in life over, despite already knowing their mom is a worthless whore and this kind of attempt to get noticed is expected…..

To Watch the Trailer – I Strongly Advise Against It….
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Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

Sep

Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

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I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Sex Tape

2009

Aug

Murderer Sex Tape of the Day

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[VIDEO REMOVED CUZ I DON’T WANNA GET SUED, ]

After watching this Rebecca Gayheart sex tape, I wish I was the little kid she ran the fuck over, so I wouldn’t have to experience this boring fuckin drug induced naked threesome hot tub party with her husband Eric Dane and some other slut named Kari Ann Peniche.

It is censored, it was posted by Gawker, I don’t know where they got it from and I am too lazy to hunt down the original, but when I get it I will post it here, cuz I know you all wanna see McSteamy’s dick, you gang of fuckin’ homos.

This is obviously a publicity stunt. A really boring publicity stunt….She should be spending her time running over kids and not getting naked…Enjoy…

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart|Sex Tape

2009

Jul

Jessica Simpson Sex Tape with Her Lover of the Day

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These are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s intimate relationship with food. You know when all she needed to feel sensual was an all you can eat buffet. Her animalistic cravings for BBQ meats, fried foods and the dessert cart lead to steamy, sometimes raunchy, often obscene and always hot nights together, until a few months went by and she realized not only could she not fit in her pants but that the world had turned on her after finding out about this lucid affair, forcing her to quit the shit cold turkey and hit the gym, turning a new leaf…one without the lover that still hangs over her head, but is now just a memory of a salacious affair she holds dear to her vagina.

We’ve got some screencaps of a filthy and raw and carnal night she spent with a chocolate bar. I’m excited to see what went down after the blowjob…I’m thinking anal….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Sex Tape

2009

Jun

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

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Here’s the preview of what looks like a Leighton Meester snuff film, but unfortunately isn’t.

Someone told me Leighton Meester was born in prison. I told them that that has nothing to do with her being a whore, because a lot of girls who weren’t born in prison are whores too. A lot of girls who weren’t molested, who didn’t have daddy issues, who have good families, non-broken homes, money, good jobs, an education, really no matter who they are, are just whores too.

I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s insecurity lookin’ for love and attention and acceptance, maybe it’s a self-destructive “who gives a fuck” attitude, or maybe it just feels good to be “bad”.

I’m not a fuckin’ doctor, and I don’t really care, because I am a firm believer that you should fuck on camera, and that you should fuck in public, and that you should just fuck and let me watch, because fucking is probably the most interesting thing in life and it shouldn’t be frowned upon when your shit gets leaked to the world, it should be celebrated, even if you’re a useless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, I mean especially if you’re a usesless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, because copycat sluts who idolize this girl and want to be her are better than the real fuckin’ thing.

I know I am late on these pics, but I didn’t do the whole computer thing yesterday.

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Sex Tape

2009

Jun

Leighton Meester Sex Tape of the Day

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I don’t have the Leighton Meester sex tape, she’s some chick from Gossip Girl who is all the rage right now, making a sex tape release good fuckin’ time.

I don’t really give a fuck, because I’ve been doing this shit for far too long to really think a sex tape leak is just a played out waste of time, sure I’ll watch the shit, but they have proven to be boring as fuck and unless the celebrity is bouncing off my pathetic dick, I just can’t be bothered, pretty much the same way they can’t be bothered with me.

The reason a lot of these nude pics pop up is because the shit that is a girl who wants to be famous, is usually a fucking insecure, attention craving slut who doesn’t necessarily suck dick to the top, but definitely sucks dick because she likes the attention and does whatever it takes to be the hottest shit with whoever she’s around, whether that’s a porn producer promising her fame, or a boyfriend with a cellphone, or a promoter at a club, or some rich kid she wants to go home with because he promised to bring her to Mexico for Spring Break.

They just want to be on camera….they just want to be seen. It’s some crazy shit and it will lead to some good internet content when it drops.

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Sex Tape