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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

12

Jun

Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day

Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there…

Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend…

Fresh titty content is my favorite…

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2017

12

Jun

Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all..

Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit..

Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman…

Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows…

Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are…

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2017

12

Jun

Elsa Hosk is a Topless Hooker in Hooker Boots Hooking for Instagram Followers of the Day

It’s hard to hate a bitch who posts topless pics of herself on the internet – for the sake of posting topless pics of herself..

You know, maybe she’s a cunt who thinks her being topless is this wonderful thing, as dudes pay her lots of money for these tits, but they didn’t always, if anything she’s just a symbol of perseverance, a titty model who believed in her tits, and took them as far as she could before somehow being cast by Victoria’s Secret – validating all her titty love she had for her titty self…

But she’s still posting titty pics on the internet…and that overrides her shitty ego, because we don’t have to deal with Elsa Hosk…we just get to look at her hooker pics…hooker.

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2017

12

Jun

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

Monster Katy Perry or Pig Katy Perry depending where you’re from – is as a general rule a bucket of sloppy bullshit, who buys her friends because she’s scammed the American people…into making her stupid fucking rich…

She’s never done anything overly sexual, at least not to me, because I don’t find her hot…and because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry it, but she has dabbled in sexual to be compelling enough as an “artist”…or whatever she calls her Disney Candy Coated, lame overrated self…and I would still K-Fed her because why not Hollywood this shit..

But she’s flashing her ass, her middle aged, very rich ass…and it’s not that exciting but it happened…and it’s not as bad as you’d expect…in a world of NUDITY everywhere…for attention…here’s some of that….there…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER COOKING IN A TIGHT DRESS –

APPARENTLY RELATED TO THIS _ CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Bella Hadid Old Pic Hard Nipples to Celebrate Being Back in NYC of the Day

I prefer her fucking the air with her bikini jacked up her twat on her NYC balcony video

Bella Hadid wanted to let her stalkers know she’s back in NYC, you know so they park outside her house and take paparazzi pics of her for the media to pick up to help push her personal social media brand…

So she let the world know by posting a hard nipple, on what must be an implant tit, pixelated, low res throwback pic that she’s already posted, because why take an actual pic of an actual moment for an app called INSTA gram….filter / hair and make-up / filter…you know..the real issue is that I know this pic is old…what is wrong with me – and my life…

But luckily, I like hard nipples…and hopefully…her locating herself for the paparazzi and attention triggers her stalker who abducts her – teaches her a few lessons about living and the hardships one can face…you know to build some character..

Here’s her TRANNY video – looking trans in Paris as all these hookers do thanks to LIP injections and their BFF’s dad being TRANS..

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2017

12

Jun

Dude Dressed Like a Kardashian and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Takes a Piss of the Day

Hot Naked chick at the Western Wall

Naked Body Painted Weirdos

BMW Driver Threatens to Kill School Bush Driver

Dude Spends 30k to Become an Elf

Girlfriend Joins Fight

AMazing Sink Hole Video

Weird Car Accident of the Day

The Insane Rescue of Kala Brown

Man Tries to Kill his Ex Wife…Her New BF is a Real Hero

Baby Found in Garbage Bin

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Hadid has some great fucking tits.

Real or not doesn’t matter, because her existence is really some plastic, fabricated bullshit, that is working out for her…and is a bit of a joke to anyone watching on….you know so everything about her is some real bullshit…

But the tits, they are great.

HERE SHE IS FUCKING A SKATEBOARD…

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

Lottie Moss is no Kate Moss…

I think these pictures prove it…

She can milk the last name….she can even get model jobs – because people who book this shit aren’t very creative, like the Moss association and don’t really care what she looks like…which in the even you don’t have eyes, is a typical college girl on spring break…which is probably what she is doing here, I mean if she bothered going to school, but why do that, you’re a Moss, ride the name…education is old school, dated, and something for the pre-instagram world…

Point being, anyone can model, just get in front of a camera, short chicks, fat chicks, all chicks….doesn’t mean they are Kate Moss…no matter how big of an angle that is…

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Hailey Baldwin – Fashion Model in a One Piece of the day

Hailey Baldwin got a modeling job….and she wore a one piece….and her youthful ass that has been fucked by Bieber when she was underage, because that’s his move…but more interestingly, but not interesting at all….she’s leveraged her last name, family contacts, LA house, and created whatever it is she is…the bootleg Jenner / Hadid, who is always with the Jenner / Hadids, but who isn’t as celebrated or hired as the Jenner / Hadids, but is sure as hell trying..

I am not offended by her ass in this one piece, I think it looks good…even if the rest of her is likely the fucking worst…

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Bella Oelmann is Amazing of the Day

What the world needs now more than ever – is another model from the internet named Bella.

This Bella is from Germany, she’s 20, and you can follow her HERE ….and you should follow her because she’s pretty fucking hot…

I don’t know or care what this is about…or if this shoot is really that great…but this BELLA…may not be a HADID OR A THORNE but she is wonderful….

This one seems to travel the world, living the model life of luxury with rich dudes, and most importantly, as a german, is into getting shit on…SHIT is all German people’s favorite – ever since they allowed that whole NAZI thing to happen…you know.. 80 years ago…they can’t admit to their other favorite thing….killing JEWISH people…I mean I’m just running off statistics here you know….

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