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2017

03

May

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers – and may even smell like sewers – or has at one point in her career – because it’s hard out there for a hot chick trying to make it in the industry – and sometimes you just gotta go to Dubai to hang with some Oil Money to pay the rent, and feed the vapid existence..

Not that I know anything about Anna Ewers, besides the fact that she’s pretty hot..with her narrow hips and Euro face…dressed in her weddding gear because she’s probably trying to get her US Citizenship, anticipating TRUMP changing those laws…

She is not showing her tits, but has in the past so we can use this as an excuse to click on her name and see her nudity of yesteryear – you know her portfolio coming up.

Vogue Paris – fashion like a Jenner…

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2017

03

May

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day

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I hear it everyday “You’re site is like blockbuster”….no one visits websites anymore…you’re old, you’re tired, why do you waste your time doing this, you out of touch fucking pig…you irrelevant, not with the times, dated pile of shit….your social media sucks, kids have never heard of you, what is your fucking problem…

And the truth is, I was Blockbuster, before Blockbuster knew they were Blockbuster”…you know..I started this shit out of touch, irrelevant, disinterested in “celebs”…sure I jerked off to mainstream actor tits I’d find on weird porn thumbnail sites, but I didn’t fuck want this shit, I didn’t ask for this shit, and despite the traffic I used to get, not one person, not even my friends who knew I did the site, visited the site, cared about the site, remembered the name of the site…

I can remember people I talk saying “how’s your drunk uncle” project going, 10 years into doing this DRUNK UNCLE project….because it is stupid, it is a waste of time, and the fact I do it is a sickness….

It won’t go viral, not then, not ever, it doesn’t make money,..it just costs money I don’t even have…and it’s a miracle it keeps going..because ultimately I don’t care…

What I will assume is that the only people on this site are 40 years old, they remember an era when tits weren’t on social media because social media didn’t exist, or barely existed in 2004 when I started this. I will assume that they remember I was the only site that wasn’t a porn site, but labeled a porn site, preventing me from getting rich, but I was so committed to my feminist ideals that I kept posting the nudes….regardless of the money…a martyr or a retard…

So for those 40 year olds, I assume may come to the site, here’s some Meadow Soprano self produced mom in her 40s titty porn, something you shouldn’t jerk off to, but that I figure is a fetish of yours…

Because even if this 90s revival, no one gives a fuck about Meadow Soprano, but the big titty shamelessness to compete with the youth on IG….isn’t that bad…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler|SFW

2017

03

May

Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day

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Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior…

Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica…

Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked…..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW|Videos

2017

03

May

Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day

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Montana Fishburne is amazing…

She is the Laurence Fishburne daughter and failed sex tape star we grew to love and forgot about, because some celebrity daughters take the right route, like this one, while others become Hailey Baldwin or some shit…

She was pulled over for a DUI, found with an open bottle of booze in her car, but the highlight isn’t when she tells the cop to let her off because they are both Latino and Donald Trump means they must stay together…

The Highlight of the video is when she takes a pee on the side of the road…and the cop just allows it…because what the fuck are you really going to do…when a girl pulls her underwear off and calls herself a ratchet…

This is what I want all Celeb daughters to be, gutter, porn acting, mentally unstable, criminal record holding….queens…

Fuck that “MET GALA”…all the other bratty kids go, this is where things should be…broken, empty, daddy was too busy and famous, this is how I try to get his attention, shit…PERFECT…

TO SEE HER SEX TAPE TRAILER OR CLIP : CLICK HERE

MAGICAL MAGIC…

There’s more….

Posted in:Montana Fishburne|SFW|Videos

2017

02

May

Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I really find Bella Hadid an ugly bitch…

I don’t know if it’s her bird face, the injections she’s put in her bird face, the fact that she’s overrated and has no ass, or if I just don’t like her overall success for being some other useless undeserving rich kid’s sister, you know who picked up the shittier gigs from brands trying to associate with the Arab LA rich garbage…

I do know that even when she’s walking around in a sheer outfit, for attention, I find her an ugly bitch….overrated garbage…and it’s pretty clear why the her sister makes more than her, The Weeknd fucked off on her for some Selena Gomez, and all that shit…because she is really not that great…but she’s fashion people…because fashion are a bunch of groupie whores…

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2017

02

May

Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

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It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby….

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want…

Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner…

But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now….

COVER GIRL!!

Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

02

May

Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…and she’s got an AGENCY…but more importantly a hot body…

She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her…

BUT she’s booked Playboy, where she’s not getting naked, even though PLAYBOY is supposed to be naked so she’s either a not so typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how hot their body is to generate some following and increase her day rate for her hooking….

OR she’s just a girl figuring out the American dream…from Poland with love…if there’s money…or sex work…or just looking good half naked on social media who fucking cares…she looks good and I support sex work at all levels..because the real win is making a living off being in a bikini…while actual American have to work. Suckers…

I guess she’s not even that hot, but people like her, and thus American companies will work with her, it’s a fascinating scam these girls are all living off of…amazing…it’s like people don’t care about much other than following…that these bitches can buy…it’s so weird.

Posted in:Sandra Kubicka|SFW

2017

02

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has been getting fit and in getting fit – the slutty selfies in bikini – designed to be just casual hanging out – but we know the reality – the truth – what they are really about….because slutty selfies is the only way to be relevant, otherwise why would all these girls do it…

Sex Sells, nudity sells, and no matter what dude created “empowering” of women marketing hook, to get them all to actively participate, while knowing the same thing we’ve all known forever, sex sells…

To think these people don’t know exactly what they are doing is just dumb of anyone who believes it

I trust that we are smarter than this…and know that TITS are still tits no matter what bullshit is attached to it…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

02

May

Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears was not at the Met Ball, because who gives a fuck about the Met Ball, the fashion industry is a fucking scam filled with liars and groupies…selling overpriced bullshit that isn’t any better quality or concept than anything else, they just found a way to cash in and trick idiots to buy into their shit..

Kind of like Britney Spears’ parents, who have been milking their scam for a long fucking time, but luckily their baby girl, the earner, maintains her fitness to continue earning, and in the process posts slutty gym selfies because she knows she looks good and so do you.

Britney Spears for life…motherfucker.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

02

May

Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day

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I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood erotica is an actual thing…but she did bang Marilyn Manson, the reason for Columbine, at least once or twice when they were dating and she was showing the world how edgy, GOTH and Dark she is…before ending up with BILLY ELLIOTT…some poofter dancer… DOESN’T MATTER…

She was the racy tween in the movie I remember creeps jerking off to called THIRTEEN, based on slutty Nikki Reed’s childhood…and I don’t really know what else she’s done…a bunch of independent things…because she’s edgy…

This is some photoshoot promoting who knows what…and this post has been a waste of all of our time – because there’s no TAKEAWAY…but is there ever really a takeaway from the nonsense I shit on these posts, when I’d rather be shit on by the girl in the pics…because it’s a better story….

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