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2017

02

May

Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day

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It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it…

Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid….

So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant.

While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion…

I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair…

Candice Swanepoel was there…Looking Pretty Trashy….but maybe I just hate when models become moms and showcase their milk filled tits after losing all the baby weight…yeah…I hate that…or it’s the eye makeup…

Adriana Lima Was there Falshing panties – because fuck it – she’s Adriana Lima and at this Stage in the Game – What’s Showing a Little Panty…

Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS.

Ellie Fanning Tits…..Creepy Child Star No LOnger a Child – TITS

Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all.


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Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head….Robot…SO Future…Crying for Attention while being super exclusive…So Edgy, So relevant, So Now…So bullshit.

Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot….Not Hot…but won an Oscar so that ego’s pumping…thriving..

Gisele in a Dress….because she’s a lady…despite Tom Brady’s Homosexuality…She looks good.

Jessica Chastain Big Tits…


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Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio….

Selena Gomez classy for a slut….exploited by her parents…to become this rehab rockin’ vixen…

HERE is the WEEKND Sticking His Face in her Tits

Kate Hudson Booty….because it may be an old weathered mom…but it’s still a rich kid celebrity child…


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Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress…so Skinny Bitch Looks like a Bobble Head..

Kendall and Kylie because they are fashion…they are the fashion industry…trash….but fashion…showing ass…

Bella and Gigi Hadid….because they are the bootleg JENNERS.

Rihanna Looking Crazy Issue….


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2017

01

May

Bella Hadid Busted Face, Bikini and Underboob Shirt of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is uglier than Em Rat Cow….but they look like they are from the same species of BIRD…

Her ass is non existent, and not in a good model way, but in a bitch, do some squats, you’re not skinny enough, or old enough to have some deflated mom ass hanging down to your mid thigh…

Did she dance her ass off, did The Weeknd Fuck her Ass off…so many questions…irrelevant questions sure…but she’s a puppet to brands for god knows what reason…there’s not much substance to her….as her ASS would suggest….

It’s like sad balloon in the corner of the 3 year old kids birthday party forgotten and left to deflate because the birthday boy had a peanut allergy, and died because of traces of peanut in the cake, leaving his mother unable to enter the dining room to take down the decorations of that fateful day…she just can’t bring herself to do it….not even a year after the tragedy….but the ass version

This is a top model…what…..a fucking lie…

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2017

01

May

Arianny Celeste Old Lady Mangled Face Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is a monster….or has become one thanks to trying to be hot….thanks botox…and fillers….

Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, so she got fans and now she’s scrambling in her 30s while 50s to figure out what’s next….so bikini staged paparazzi pics it is….

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2017

01

May

Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day

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I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit….

I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him.

Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year…

Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

01

May

Katie Holmes Robot Titties for Old Times of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a robot created by Tom Cruise in the Scientology basement and every time I write about it, I notice a van parked outside my house, but that could just be my paranoia, you know sitting in the house all day thinking the world is out to get me, while drinking, does that to a person…plus all the psycho fans of the most obscure celebrities who think I’m some terrible person, and the social justice feminists who used to death threat me – but instead just ignored me….because ignoring makes the cyber bully disappear and fade into irrelevance…LIKE ME! Yes…I crave the death threats I used to get, the running to hide every time the doorbell rings, etc….LIFE…

Well he didn’t create perky tits….because if my eyes aren’t playing tricks on me, that nipple is looking to the ground….looking for spies..

Now she’s at an AIDS event, because she dates a Black man and Black men are 30% more likely to have AIDS than a white man, I mean, really the math is more than 30% more likely, because the there are 30% more cases of AIDS in Black men than white men, but there are way more WHite Men than Black men in America… which is totally why she’s there…you know for Jamie Fox…that Ray Charles singing motherfucker…who is literally a mother fucker, since Katie Holmes is a mother and he fucks her…assume SURI was from womb and not meteor….

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Posted in:Katie Holmes|SFW

2017

01

May

Danielle Knudson Good Shoot of the Day

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Go Canada…not like she lives in Canada, but she’s from Canada…

Danielle Knudson, ot from the same Igloo community in Canada that I am from, but I am sure we are likely related like all Canadians are….she’s the hot sister I’d be happy watching shower and change….only to get caught by her….leading to her teaching me how to eat pussy…as sister with creepy brothers do….but the reality is that she’s dating some Tennis Player, also from Canada, but not born in Canada, damn LAX immigration policies, getting these Yugoslavian athletes stealing our women….despite being an immigrant from Mexico myself..living the good life in the snow…it doesn’t matter….this is not about me…it’s about Knudson….Canadian promo model, Guess Model, Sports Illustrated titty model…who knows….at 27…she better step it the fuck up and get naked, show that body, own that body…for some fashion magazine you’ve never heard of, because it’s all about the rebrand, the polarizing, the saying “Hey, I’m a cunty brat ( because these girls get popular outside of Canada and have no time to compare beavers with my face in Canada…) but I look good naked SEE!!!”…making moves….the right moves…SEE!

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2017

01

May

Donna D’Errico Relives Baywatch of the Day

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The 90s is making a comeback – or has made a comeback – from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie…because who the fuck knows….90s are hot baby….

Unfortunate that doesn’t stop the barely stars, but more like softcore porn stars, or Glamour models with porny stage names from the 90s, who are now 90, aren’t as hot as they were in the 90s, despite the plastic surgery…I mean it’s been 25 years….since they were hot…from making a comeback….Sure they should be left in the 90s…but I guess ego won’t allow that…too bad…but then again, this isn’t that offensive…

I call this DD’s DDs…and her new, despite being old ASS….

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Posted in:Donna D'Errico|SFW

2017

01

May

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Pilates Erotica of the Day

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Some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit….she’s old, that’s what happens…but her fans still need to see what she’s up to, and how she stays a healthy and fit mom, who I assume has a “Lifestyle Blog”…it’s the thing to do….and it’s through Pilates…because it’s not too hard on her joints or some shit…I don’t know…

I just know…that somewhere out there…someone will jerk off to a 45 year old SMG doing pilates…because some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit…..

LOOK AT THAT STRETCH…

Posted in:Sarah Michelle Gellar|SFW

2017

01

May

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is slutting it up on social media, but not with selfies of her asshole like you’d expect her family to slut up on social media but rather with some fashionable toplessness because Kendall Jenner is a lady, a very rich lady and a TV star turned Model, turned Instagram star that pushes product because people are obsessed with her….all while being not that cute, but marketing, goes a long away – and I am just happy she’s not 300 pounds, because when a rich girl who got a career handed to her thanks to her shitty family, becomes a “model”…it is important to me that she’s skinny like a model should be – because at least she’s trying, where as if she was just a fat slob, it’d be the ultimate fuck you…instead of the “I’ll just take these opportunities that are handed to me”…something you can’t really get mad about, but you can write letters to brands in protest about, but no one will ever do that…you lazy fucks…that’s why these people keep getting rich…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

01

May

Mary Carey Dancing in the Airport of the DAy

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Mary Carey may be a disgusting to look at porn chick I hope you’ve never masturbated to – but you probably have…but she is a good time..

Whether it was running for politics years ago, which put her on the map…or just doing whatever cameos come along…she’s a harmless disgusting to look at porn chick…and I appreciate her positive attitude as she dances around – because lets face it, porn is a depressing world filled with broken women trying to promote their cam careers or escorting, but they are often times medicated and broken by 30…while Mary Carey must be in her 70s and still killin’ it at the Airport doing her dance..probably because she was lucky enough to get flown somewhere instead of forgotten like most porn chicks of the past….who knows…but it’s the dance video of the Day….

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