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2017

28

Apr

Victoria Justice Blue Hair Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande, because Arianna Grande was her co-star on her show, that was called Victorialicious or some shit, after her, the title character…who is doing weird hipster photos to be edgy and fashionable, while Grande is out there getting fucking paid bro…

Either way, the less successful one who was once the egotistical one, with a little humbling – makes for the more interesting child star turned adult shameless self promoter worth paying attention to – not because she’s more likely to die of a drug overdose, and she is, but because she’ll get more and more aggressive in her slutting as all other tactics and castings fail…YAY.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2017

28

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the DAy

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Kate Beckinsale posted a picture of her cat…as a “here’s my pussy joke”…that isn’t actually a joke, the cat is actually crawling out of her pussy, you can tell by her leg in the pic that it’s in her crotch, and that they are doing a fantasy birth…it keeps her entertained since Vampires never sleep and have a lot of time on their hands…because clearly – based on her sex appeal at 50 – she’s a vampire…

RIGHT…right…RIGHT…

If I had a dollar for every pussy pic that a girl sent that was actually a cat – I’d have enough money to pay for sex and not need pussy pics from typical, obvious, half retarded girls who make the same cliche jokes…fuckers.

TO SEE Kate Beckinsale Legs in Fuck Me Boots CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Christina Milian Big Tits of the Day

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Christina Milian has monster tits…

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So Does…Charlotte McKinney Tits in a Tube Top of the Day

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FASCINATING

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Christina Milian|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Rita Ora Needs More Attention of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora is tired of people not knowing who she is – and she will do everything in her power to change that – and luckily for us – her only power is great tits….and I guess lucky for her because great tits get you to great places that she will pretend she worked really hard getting to – you see cuz lots of great tits don’t achieve shit…while these great tits are Rita Ora…a name not many people know, but enough people to make her feel relevant….and to keep striving and thriving…for more…

I wonder how many dicks she’s had?

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Lady Gaga New Face of the Day

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I love when these love yourself, body positive freaks, get tons of plastic surgery after spending years behind a caricature, with zero authenticity, all designed to sell albums…it’s like….bitch you’re so fucking fake, you’re a money sucking pile of shit, exploiding retard insecure people by pretending to be their friends or along for the ride with them, when really all you’re doing is brainwashing to feed your own ego and insecurities cuz you ugly..

Fuck you Gaga..you fucking LIE….

But she does look better with her plastic surgery, still vile and disgusting – but better…because body positive and love yourself is bullshit, unless you’re hot…in which case…keep it up…and if you’re not hot, there’s science to fix it, just look at the Kardashians…and their weirdness…

ALSO – I am not saying Gaga is hot…just better than she was…her chin less weak but still terrifying…ok…

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Look at Vanessa Hudgens Fitness of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is in on one piece bathing suit – and not because she’s fat or chunky like she has been in the past…and not because she a garbage actor because she has been in the past…and not because she’s showing the world her nude selfies in an era before nude selfies were the norm…

But because she’s looking fit, hot, hard nippled and ready to compete with actual hot chicks on instagram – who are less rich and famous…and connected….but hotter…

The nice thing about the one piece bathing suit like this is the titty profile…and more importantly…the cameltoe you know she’s hididng…like a cockteasing slut…because she knows the tease is more effective then the “Look at my cunt”….she’s industry you know..

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

27

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Fuck it…here’s a couple of pics, I think I’ve already posted, of shameless product of the times, Disney Kid who was sold by her parents, and wants to run a 24/7 reality show on her social media, because she loves attention – roping in the perverts to watch her GET A BIKINI WAX and other slutty things she’s been pushing for a year….with some more nipple, because free the nipple, feminism, hipocrisy, part of the capitalistic media….an evil contributor to the evil in society…BUT showing her nipples..which is always nice.

I like the exhibitionism, whether she’s just a puppet, or not, she’s definitely a bit of an idiot, but one who doesn’t take herself too seriously, which is nice and watching her shaving her feminist armpit hair like that’s really a protest – when everything she does in life counters that is porn to some of you – you know watching grooming – some dudes eat girl snot they find in the trash…or PERIODS…humans are disgusting….

Either way – here’s some DISNEY created action – the happiest place on earth you know..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Megyn Kelly Fox News Erotica of the DAy

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Here’s some Megyn Kelly ex fox news porno host erotica of the day….because like all conservative MUSLIMS – she’s swimming in some pants – knowing that what lies beneath said pants – is terrifying – more terrifying than the ARAB invasion, Terrorism, or GLOBALIZATION…not that I know anything about her politics, I just know her bad taste in leggigns…

The idea of jerking off to a super uptight bitch is always fun, but you know she’s just acting to get paid…it’s what these bitches do….but I know she’s not actually an uptight bitch, she’s an opportunist navigating her way to a place her ego likes….

I guess she’s in Hawaii cold chilling before going back to work at NBC on her daytime show, because she knows to get out of FOX news before it’s too late, go where they pay her..since bitches like money….and are flimsy about everything else….in order to get the money….and needless to say, she looks better as a talking head behind the desk saying shit that pisses you off…

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Posted in:Megyn Kelly|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot…SEE THE PICS HERE

It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled..

Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up..

She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets..

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW