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2017

01

May

Ali Michael Hot Model Shoot of the Day

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Ali Michael is my friend’s Top 3 models, like this was Myspace, fan boy shit, which is why he sent these pictures from her recent shoot over to me, while being all excited…and reaction I didn’t have, because I don’t give a fuck about Ali Michael, or what shoot she’s showing her nipples in, because that’s the basis of who Ali Michael is and what she has done and the truth is she’s never really got famous for it….she just sort of exists on the fringes of hipster / artist with some natural and cool vibe, more a fetish really that they can position as “fashion”….for a long fucking time…while other bitches on instagram get all the glory, but I assume this Ali Michael is just too cool to care about any of that on the surface, but in her soul hates all the Hadid’s and kardashians stepping on her model toes…despite being the first to hang out with them for the following – because that’s what all these babes like..following…

The good news is that she’s still hot enough to be topless in fashion shoots, not too old yet, but almost…so she better get that break soon….times a tickin’

Posted in:Ali Michael|SFW

2017

01

May

Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day

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The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan…

She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really….

She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Erotica Polaroids of the Day

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I wasn’t going to end the week – without posting some shameless Bella Thorne, Disney Girl turned Social Media Whore, Turned Exhibitionist documenting her entire life – from Bikini Waxes to taking shits, nipples everywhere, the way her generation, because she’s only 19, should be – especially when their parents push them into whoring young…

Porned up and perfect….but not really that perfect…I just like her general level of being famous – yet still whoring – because it’s the only way to compete really…I like it alot.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Britney Spears Slow Motion Bikini Jump of the Day

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Britney Spears is the kind of daughter I would want to have. An earner. Who knows the family depends on her – because they had her committed and she has been programmed into thinking it.

She’s also the kind of wife I’d want to have, or baby momma I’d want to have, because her white trash way of life, coupled with the stupid money she makes, can buy you a lot of those fancy things – like RED LOBSTER for fucking days – 5 meals a day if you want…

She’s a total fucking dream boat…really..and here she is in some POOL erotica…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2017

28

Apr

Hilary Duff in Bed Erotica of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a magical creature sent from the past to instagram – where she has been trying to figure out hot to produce selfie porn – as she’s an old mom now and when she was a kid the selfie porn was shot on producer’s point and shoot cameras and not shared with the world – but would have been if it was decided by the team that it sold more records, movie tickets, TV shows, brand deals…etc…you see because she was robbed of her childhood by her own parents – she understands the importance of whoring.

To See Every Pic of Hilary Duff Looking Hot in Recent Years CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Katy Perry Promo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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Katy Perry is in some super produced photoshoot to promote her bullshit new song that will need to bullshit radio play and lots of bullshit money to remind her that she’s made the right deal with the devil – and her scam is not even a scam but some higher level calling for her to push nonsense onto people…

And she did it in a bathing suit…a one piece that would be more interesting if it was a spread ass pic…because spread ass pics make all pics more interesting..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Selena Gomez ERotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez…posted some wet looking pics…I wonder if it is night sweats from self destructing from LUPUS or her boyfriends massive, high testosterone load..or maybe she’s just high as fuck on some “fresh out of rehab and ready to party” kick…

Not such a fascinating personality, but I’d like to see how she fucks.

TO See HER at some Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Dress of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is on the she fucks a pro athlete who is known for having herpes – that Jessica Alba, I thought Paris Hilton, but she sticks to whites, the whole WASP racist thing, you know…but Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Madonna and so many more of these woman…that J.LO might as well just put her mouth directly on their cunts….but then again they are hollywood and everyone fucks everyone – those HARLOTS and SINNERS..with all their money…

HERPES MACHINE IS COVERED in panties though….classy 50 year old…of the day

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Deli Lovato Butt Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato is on some LOOK at me kick. Her long term boyfriend must be over her and she’s mad about it – so she’s shaped up and is posting look at pics of me where you have to deal with knowing you can’t get with it anymore…

To which he says “I am fez from that 70s show and I was fucking you when you were fat to distract you from all the hot chicks I was fucking behind your back when you were on tour, but good job on the getting fit and posting erotica, it kind of takes away credibility from you body positive stance you had when you were dating me and fat….maybe you coulda done the fit slut thing when we were fucking so I didn’t have to deal with that belly…”….at least that’s what I’d say…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Martha Hunt Fitness for Money of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a slut. If she wasn’t why else would she be getting half naked to self promote shameless and in most cases get paid for it…which I guess means she’s a whore…and whore getting paid and celebrated by the CAPITALIST MEDIA. A conduit used to SELL product to other aspiring sluts and whores, thinking if they buy the made in CHINA bullshit that will likely give them a yeast infection, they can look just as good as this 5 Foot 10, sleeps with rich guys, pile of good old MODEL shit…

Promo model garbage – but at least she’s friends with TAYLOR swift though…

TO See HER at some Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW