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2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

Posted in:Scarlet Stallone|SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone

2017

25

Apr

Some Kardashians on Vacation in Bikinis of the Day

I don’t even think the Kardashians deserve attention, because they are the Kardashians…and disgusting human beings, terrorists even, who have shat on pop culture and the youth, and turned them all into these weird tranny looking creatures made in a lab…

They’ve turned Khloe hot….

They turned Kim into this sloppy mess that will age real weird…

They turned Kylie into her….

They are just monsters, freaks and for some reason, a reason I call “they are popular”…”people follow them”….I need to jack my fucking face up…


While these trashy whores are in their bikinis – the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian was out wearing leggings…

While these trashy whores are in their bikinis – the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian was out wearing leggings…

Posted in:Kardashian|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Emma Watson in a Photoshoot for Interview of the Day

Emma Watson is in Interview magazine, I prefer her trying on BIKINI Pics from the other week.

I guess she’s promoting feminism, or pay equity, or whatever her political agenda that is totally unrelatable because she’s some rich and famous child star really weird loyal fans who watched grow up before jerking off to her, sure they did, because they aren’t that weird…sure they aren’t….I mean any grown man watching Harry Potter thing is fucking creepy…

That said, highlights of her interview include:

“if I live in that fear, then my life as an artist, as a human being, really, is over. Ultimately, it will silence me, and it will silence what is in me — which I have yet to explore and uncover.”

What?

“The night before I gave my speech at the U.N., I was an emotional wreck. I thought I was going to hyperventilate,”

“No one likes feeling vulnerable and uncomfortable and weak – But I really have found that it’s in those moments when I go there that there’s a kind of magic.”

THANKS FOR THE NONSENSE…here are the pics.

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2017

25

Apr

JoJo Seflies of the Day

Jojo wants you to know that she can kick your ass…but you can pretend that it is a typo and she’s subliminally telling you that she can lick you ass…because you know when looking at her…that this is a girl who has licked ass before…but in this era of loose moral women, so narcissistic and trying to make their own way, as a selfie producer along with all the other selfie producers, on a mission to be the number one selfie producer, willing to do whatever it takes to be the top selfie, licking ass is just basic…

These kids are broken, grew up on porn not the church and it’s a weird social experiment.

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Katy Perry Shows Off her braids of the Day

Katy Perry wanted to show off some hair extenstions, or braids she got put in for what I assume is a photoshoot..or maybe she’s just bored at home – and rich and can do whatever she wants like play dress-up…

I like to think it’s just an excuse for her to grab and squeeze her tits like an old woman buying fruit in the grocery store…and erotic experience if you are a pervert.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day

Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance.

I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days…

Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots..

I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it..

I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year…

YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know…

The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator..

These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee.

Good times.

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Horse of the Day

Kaley Cuoco wants to introduce you to her horse, because when you make 100 million dollars for 2 seasons of a shitty show that people seem to be really into…you can afford really nice horses…you can use as a prop in your shameless as in riding pant pics. SHAMELESS.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Intensity of the Day

I think the best way to start my day at :30 is to see Taylor Momsen exasperated, exhausted, destroyed, topless, after one of her shows…because that’s just the intensity she brings to rock and roll….

She’s no candy coated, voice of “where are you christmas” from the Grinch who Stole Christmas like her parents stole her youth, or maybe gifted her with a career, because she can channel that angst into her shitty rock and roll…”art”..

She’s like a fucking Garth Brooks concert, bitch runs everywhere, or just another lazy coddled rich kid, tired cuz she had to get up and perform to keep that money coming in….

The energy so raw…so real…so contrived…where are the tits?

Remember she was a girl who broke free from her bullshit celebrity – wearing lingerie in concerts…what is this bullshit…it’s just that…bullshit…

GIVE ME MORE. We live in a world where everyone are sluts. Deliver.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Momsen

2017

24

Apr

J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it…

I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY…

I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together.

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW