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2017

18

May

Em Rat cow is a Groupie Bitch of the Day

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Rat cow managed to fuck her way, or in her case, show her tits her way to Cannes. Something I don’t think she’s been at before, but that she’s at now…and it’s not even for the porno event…it’s for the actual movie event…which historically has encouraged lots of hookers to keep the international film buyers happy…so I can assume that’s the only reason she’s here, a novelty act, and invite…cheating on her boyfriend trying to secure legitimacy…and she’s managed to attach herself on like the leech that she is…Bella Hadid and Hayley Baldwin the rich kids who she wants so badly to be with so dreams do come true…

What awkward, lame, famewhore for attention behavior…on weird medicated twats that think they are more important than they are…there is zero authenticity to this friendship, it’s like a catty contest to leverage each other’s followers…like they aren’t strategic, vapid cunts who actually hate each other and are jealous of each other…

Seeing this girl on girl action in beyond weak, it’s like they saw it in a movie or something, but the reality is I know whores, party sluts, who are genuinely dirtbags and they fucking bring it…

This is some childish rich person imitation of that, because these girls have no flavor….

You know trying to hard to be the life of the party…while…you know if you ever saw them at a party they’d be sitting there on their phones all night…

I like the Hayley Baldwin worked her way into this one…but the funny is Rat Cow pulling this hangout off…this is like her big day – hanging with the young youngs….that’s why she posted it to her social media…groupie.

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

17

May

Jennifer Lawrence Quirky Drunk at a Strip Club of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was drunk at a strip club….and a disaster – because she’s been a disaster…clumsy, drunk, an ego, who thinks she’s so fucking talented thanks to society buying into her quirky bullshit…

I don’t like that she’s been decided as the “starlet used to keep budgets high as hell”….

She’s not that hot, her tits are redeeming, but she’s dull, even when drunk on stage at a strip club, it’s really just her trying to get attention, all eyes on her, like a typical egotistical asshole.

She’s also not that good in movies, she’s always the same…but the industry decided shes’ the one to use to keep bugets high so they get paid…no rhyme or reason but it happened…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

17

May

Priyanka Chopra in her Underwear for Glamour Magazine Pretending to be Diverse of the DAy

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Priyanka Chopra is proof that America is trying to be diverse, inclusive, you know celebrate other cultures to not get called racists…MAGAZINE SO WHITE….

She is also the reason Baywatch hired her despite her average looking body – to be one of the characters – because as you know INDIANS are known for Beach Life and Life Guarding, just look at the great Tsunami that hit….fucking BAYWATCH… especial American Indian imports who are doctors and scientists…NOT LIFE GUARDS….

Priyanka Chopra may just be Hollywood trying to get money from Baywatch investment by filling India seats, a place people still go to Hollywood movies, they LOVE movies…with their big star…

Because if you can’t make it in America, outsource it…

She’s also been in bikinis in Miami the Last Few Days CLICK HERE

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra|SFW

2017

17

May

Bella Hadid’s Tits are Hard Drinking of the Day

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Plastic surgery ridden, annoying rich kid, who coattail rode her sister, while riding the Weeknd’s big dick destroying her broken and sad damaged rich kid womb, because the family bought her career….and people followed….and who is now a VERY important model is somewhere fancy, probably with her fancy friends, because this is what youth is about….

So people like her and her family, they like the storyline and with that comes her fake tits….and who am I to hate them for that, I mean they are good tits, and a rubuilt face, mocking the world doing all that fancy shit…because what the fuck else would you do when you’re a rich kid…work an actual job? Why…that’d be the worst when you can do this cockteasing….tits!

I guess what it comes down to is that Plastic, despite being cancer causing, can improve a bad thing and more importantly….THE CUM DRIPS OFF THE PLASTIC MORE EFFECTIVELY…….so she can get banged out by more dudes lined up to bang her more efficiently..you know without a shower in between..make it count girl…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW|Videos

2017

17

May

Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy….

But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

17

May

More Anna Kendrick Annoying Pitch Perfect Vacation Bikini top Pics of the Day

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Anna Kendrick’s face annoys me…she creeps me out…she’s overrated…but I guess people love her, so does that make her overrated or just a good SCAM…who knows!!

But despite people loving her, I remain not into her….there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it as bitch pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..and if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….

You know all overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…hooking onto my dick with that lip of hers…

But no…I just don’t like Anna Kendrick, but you do.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2017

17

May

Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day

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The world’s most famous Cultural Appropriator, proof that Cultural Appropriation is bullshit, and that it works, is Halle Berry…

She plays the black chick in HOLLYWOOD, because they like white people and need a white person who is technically black to be the black chick, but Halle Berry is so far removed from being black, but because she’s black as a technicality she can play the black…

She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse…

But I call bullshit..

I like her tits though…

Posted in:SFW

2017

17

May

Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

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Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters…

She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception…

That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt

Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it.

Here she is with some dude…

Posted in:Em Rata|SFW

2017

17

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead…

It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

17

May

Kate Beckinsale’s Splits on a Hummer of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – she is crazy…she is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her doing the splits on a hummer…and not giving a hummer, she’s more into letting dudes cum in her – that’s why she has a 20 year old kid…who you want to fuck…because she’s KATE beckinsale spawn..

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW